V\u00a0z\u00e1v\u011bru slavn\u00e9ho filmu Limon\u00e1dov\u00fd Joe, kdy na h\u0159bitov\u011b po z\u00e1zra\u010dn\u00e9 l\u00e9\u010db\u011b kolalokou ob\u017eivnou v\u0161ichni mrtv\u00ed Joeovi sourozenci s\u00a0kakaovou skvrnou velikosti mexick\u00e9ho dolaru se n\u00e1hle zjev\u00ed s\u00e1m podnikatel Kolalok. Kdy\u017e mu jeho syn p\u0159edstavuje milovanou Winifred, milion\u00e1\u0159 zap\u00edchne svou h\u016fl do zem\u011b, ze kter\u00e9 vytryskne \u010dern\u00e1 tekutina. Zlosyn Hogofogo vyk\u0159ikne \u201eNafta!\u201c, na\u010de\u017e Torn\u00e1do Lou kopne do \u0161utru a zvol\u00e1 \u201eZlato!\u201c. Vz\u00e1p\u011bt\u00ed p\u0159ich\u00e1z\u00ed po\u0161\u0165\u00e1k s\u00a0telegramem a oznamuje Kolalokovi, \u017ee vyhr\u00e1l na burze p\u011bt miliard dolar\u016f. Sta\u0159\u00edk reaguje radostn\u00fdm zvol\u00e1n\u00edm \u201eJ\u00e1 v\u011bd\u011bl, \u017ee dobro zv\u00edt\u011bz\u00ed.\u201c \u201eDojemn\u00e9\u201c, komentuje situaci Hor\u00e1c Badman alias Hogofogo a dod\u00e1v\u00e1 \u201eSkoro m\u00e1m chu\u0165 neb\u00fdt padouchem\u201c. Pot\u00e9 jej v\u0161ak obejme otec a prav\u00ed \u201eNe tak synu, n\u00e1\u0161 obchod pot\u0159ebuje talenty v\u0161eho druhu\u201c. K\u00a0ob\u011bma p\u0159istoup\u00ed Limon\u00e1dov\u00fd Joe zahl\u00e1s\u00ed \u201ePadouch nebo hrdina, my jsme jedna rodina\u201c a pot\u0159ese si s\u00a0Hor\u00e1cem rukou.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
P\u0159ed idylick\u00fdm sjedn\u00e1n\u00edm v\u00fdhodn\u00e9ho m\u00edru doch\u00e1z\u00ed k nel\u00edtostn\u00fdm boj\u016fm mezi abstinentem a ko\u0159ale\u010dn\u00edky v\u010detn\u011b hospodsk\u00e9 p\u0159est\u0159elky Joea se smrdut\u00fdm skunkem Grimpem, kter\u00e9 vel\u00ed Doug Badmen stylem \u201ePal, nepal, pal, nepal, pal, nepal\u201c<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Nem\u016f\u017eu se zbavit dojmu, \u017ee Don\u00edk (jak \u0159\u00edkala Trumpovi jeho tehdej\u0161\u00ed \u017eena Ivanka) b\u011bhem n\u00e1v\u0161t\u011bvy Zl\u00edna v roce 1990 Ko\u0148skou operu vid\u011bl a z\u00e1v\u011br parodie se mu zjevuje ve vlhk\u00fdch snech o Nobelovce za m\u00edr.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
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V\u00a0z\u00e1v\u011bru slavn\u00e9ho filmu Limon\u00e1dov\u00fd Joe, kdy na h\u0159bitov\u011b po z\u00e1zra\u010dn\u00e9 l\u00e9\u010db\u011b kolalokou ob\u017eivnou v\u0161ichni mrtv\u00ed Joeovi sourozenci s\u00a0kakaovou skvrnou velikosti mexick\u00e9ho dolaru se n\u00e1hle zjev\u00ed s\u00e1m podnikatel Kolalok. Kdy\u017e mu jeho syn p\u0159edstavuje milovanou Winifred, milion\u00e1\u0159 zap\u00edchne svou h\u016fl do zem\u011b, ze kter\u00e9 vytryskne \u010dern\u00e1 tekutina. Zlosyn Hogofogo vyk\u0159ikne \u201eNafta!\u201c, na\u010de\u017e Torn\u00e1do Lou kopne do \u0161utru a zvol\u00e1 \u201eZlato!\u201c. Vz\u00e1p\u011bt\u00ed p\u0159ich\u00e1z\u00ed po\u0161\u0165\u00e1k s\u00a0telegramem a oznamuje Kolalokovi, \u017ee vyhr\u00e1l na burze p\u011bt miliard dolar\u016f. Sta\u0159\u00edk reaguje radostn\u00fdm zvol\u00e1n\u00edm \u201eJ\u00e1 v\u011bd\u011bl, \u017ee dobro zv\u00edt\u011bz\u00ed.\u201c \u201eDojemn\u00e9\u201c, komentuje situaci Hor\u00e1c Badman alias Hogofogo a dod\u00e1v\u00e1 \u201eSkoro m\u00e1m chu\u0165 neb\u00fdt padouchem\u201c. Pot\u00e9 jej v\u0161ak obejme otec a prav\u00ed \u201eNe tak synu, n\u00e1\u0161 obchod pot\u0159ebuje talenty v\u0161eho druhu\u201c. K\u00a0ob\u011bma p\u0159istoup\u00ed Limon\u00e1dov\u00fd Joe zahl\u00e1s\u00ed \u201ePadouch nebo hrdina, my jsme jedna rodina\u201c a pot\u0159ese si s\u00a0Hor\u00e1cem rukou. P\u0159ed idylick\u00fdm sjedn\u00e1n\u00edm v\u00fdhodn\u00e9ho m\u00edru doch\u00e1z\u00ed k nel\u00edtostn\u00fdm boj\u016fm mezi abstinentem a ko\u0159ale\u010dn\u00edky v\u010detn\u011b hospodsk\u00e9 p\u0159est\u0159elky Joea se smrdut\u00fdm skunkem Grimpem, kter\u00e9 \u010c\u00edst v\u00edce………<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-10664","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-nezarazene"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.jablecno.cz\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/10664","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.jablecno.cz\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.jablecno.cz\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.jablecno.cz\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.jablecno.cz\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=10664"}],"version-history":[{"count":6,"href":"https:\/\/www.jablecno.cz\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/10664\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":10672,"href":"https:\/\/www.jablecno.cz\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/10664\/revisions\/10672"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.jablecno.cz\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=10664"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.jablecno.cz\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=10664"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.jablecno.cz\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=10664"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}