{"id":10905,"date":"2025-10-05T11:59:51","date_gmt":"2025-10-05T09:59:51","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.jablecno.cz\/?p=10905"},"modified":"2025-10-05T16:40:08","modified_gmt":"2025-10-05T14:40:08","slug":"triky-a-povery","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.jablecno.cz\/index.php\/2025\/10\/05\/triky-a-povery\/","title":{"rendered":"Triky a pov\u011bry"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Kdy\u017e jsem v\u010dera ve\u010der vid\u011bl vytlemen\u00fd ksicht lh\u00e1\u0159e, podvodn\u00edka a komunistick\u00e9ho f\u00edzla Babi\u0161e co by v\u00edt\u011bze voleb k\u0159ep\u010dit v\u00a0rytmu italsk\u00e9ho hitu \u201eSara perch\u00e9 ti amo\u201c, bylo mi fyzicky zle. Nicm\u00e9n\u011b Vox populi, Vox dei. P\u011btat\u0159icet procent \u010desk\u00fdch voli\u010d\u016f si skute\u010dn\u011b p\u0159\u00e1lo, aby na jejich \u00fakor d\u00e1l bohatl multimiliard\u00e1\u0159, kter\u00fd je p\u0159esv\u011bd\u010dil, \u017ee mu jde o \u201eoby\u010dejn\u00e9 lidi&#8220;. Bohu\u017eel do toho zat\u00e1hli i v\u0161echny ostatn\u00ed, kte\u0159\u00ed mu na skota\u010div\u00e9 triky a pov\u011bry nesko\u010dili. Novou hymnu Hnut\u00ed ANO pod n\u00e1zvem \u201eHej hola zp\u00edvej si s\u00e1m\u201c nazp\u00edvalo v\u00a0dob\u011b, kde se zrodil agent Bure\u0161, komick\u00e9 trio Petra Jan\u016f, Karel \u0160\u00edp a Jaroslav Uhl\u00ed\u0159, kter\u00e9 si \u0159\u00edkalo Triky a pov\u011bry. N\u00e1zev paroduje jm\u00e9no skupiny Ricchi e Poveri, \u010desky p\u0159\u00edzna\u010dn\u011b Bohat\u00ed a chud\u00ed, kter\u00e1 sra\u010dkoidn\u00ed p\u00edse\u0148 nazp\u00edvala.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Nicm\u00e9n\u011b dlu\u017eno dodat, \u017ee ze v\u0161ech mo\u017en\u00fdch katastrofick\u00fdch sc\u00e9n\u00e1\u0159\u016f, jak mohly volby dopadnout, je v\u010derej\u0161\u00ed v\u00fdsledek \u201ezat\u00edm\u201c nejm\u00e9n\u011b d\u011bsiv\u00fd. M\u00e1 dokonce pozitiva. Uk\u00e1zalo se, \u017ee \u010ce\u0161i nejsou tak proru\u0161t\u00ed jako bratia Slov\u00e1ci. Do sn\u011bmovny se nedostala Putinova p\u00e1t\u00e1 kolona. \u201eSta\u010dilo! dojelo na Kone\u010dnou,\u201c jak vtipn\u011b poznamenal \u0161\u00e9f Pir\u00e1t\u016f H\u0159ib. Douf\u00e1m, \u017ee to znamen\u00e1 konec komunist\u016f v\u00a0\u00fa\u010dasti na exekutiv\u011b v\u00a0\u010cesku, bohu\u017eel pomaten\u00fd hazard Mal\u00e1\u010dov\u00e9 a Zaor\u00e1lka p\u0159ivodil klinickou smrt soci\u00e1ln\u00ed demokracii. Uzav\u0159el se tak\u00e9 politick\u00fd vliv ochlasty Zemana. V\u00a0\u010desk\u00e9 politice skon\u010dil tak\u00e9 oposum Paroubek a s\u00a0n\u00edm tak\u00e9 n\u00e1\u0161 eskamot\u00e9r Gawlas (to nemus\u00ed platit v\u00a0Jablunkov\u011b). Velk\u00fdm pozitivem je vysok\u00fd po\u010det nov\u00fdch mlad\u00fdch poslanc\u016f, zejm\u00e9na \u017een. I kdy\u017e vulva automaticky neznamen\u00e1 lep\u0161\u00ed charakter a v\u011bt\u0161\u00ed erudici. Nicm\u00e9n\u011b \u017eeny v\u00fdrazn\u011b naru\u0161ily sv\u011bt star\u00fdch b\u00edl\u00fdch matador\u016f. Bohu\u017eel ve sn\u011bmovn\u00ed lavici z\u016fstala zasmr\u00e1dl\u00e1 oportunistick\u00e1 konzerva t\u0159icet let po z\u00e1ruce Marek Benda. Vr\u00e1tili se tak\u00e9 p\u0159\u00e1tel\u00e9 modr\u00fdch kmotr\u016f Bendl a \u0160\u0165astn\u00fd. P\u0159edev\u0161\u00edm v\u0161ak v\u00fdrazn\u011b pos\u00edlili Pir\u00e1ti, kte\u0159\u00ed ze \u010dty\u0159ech mand\u00e1t\u016f sko\u010dili na osmn\u00e1ct. Hlavn\u011b u nich p\u0159ev\u00e1\u017eil estrogen, patn\u00e1ct Pir\u00e1tek v\u010detn\u011b dvou Zelen\u00fdch versus t\u0159i Pir\u00e1ti. Jsou op\u011bt v pln\u00e9 s\u00edle. V\u00fdsledek Pir\u00e1t\u016f a vymeten\u00ed koman\u010d\u016f nejv\u00edce prosv\u011btlilo v\u010derej\u0161\u00ed ponur\u00fd den. Radost mi p\u0159inesl tak\u00e9 debakl SPD, kte\u0159\u00ed spadli z\u00a0dvaceti mand\u00e1t\u016f na patn\u00e1ct, z\u00a0nich\u017e p\u011bt jsou nevypo\u010ditateln\u00ed dezol\u00e1ti z\u00a0jin\u00fdch stran. Japonec by m\u011bl sp\u00e1chat tradi\u010dn\u00ed seppuku.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Babi\u0161 sice ve\u0159ejn\u011b sl\u00edbil setrv\u00e1n\u00ed \u010ceska v\u00a0EU a v\u00a0NATO, ale z\u00e1rove\u0148 chce omezit pomoc napaden\u00e9 Ukrajin\u011b zru\u0161en\u00edm muni\u010dn\u00ed iniciativy, kter\u00e1 \u010cesku p\u0159inesla respekt v\u00a0Evrop\u011b a vd\u011b\u010dnost Ukrajiny. Osobn\u011b si v\u0161ak mysl\u00edm, \u017ee prezident Pavel minul\u00fd t\u00fdden na sch\u016fzce s Babi\u0161em uzav\u0159el jakousi tajnou dohodu. N\u011bco ve smyslu \u201enebudu v\u00e1m d\u011blat probl\u00e9my s\u00a0jmenov\u00e1n\u00ed premi\u00e9rem, p\u0159esto\u017ee jde o poru\u0161en\u00ed z\u00e1kona o st\u0159etu z\u00e1jm\u016f, a vy nezru\u0161\u00edte muni\u010dn\u00ed iniciativu a zajist\u00edte setrv\u00e1n\u00ed \u010ceska v\u00a0unii a v\u00a0alianci.\u201c Krom\u011b zm\u00ednky o munici Babi\u0161 n\u00e1sledn\u011b v\u00a0super debat\u00e1ch v\u0161e t\u00e9m\u011b\u0159 podepsal. Tento tah mu tak\u00e9 pomohl vyhr\u00e1t volby, mimo jin\u00e9. Agent Bure\u0161 tou\u017e\u00ed po respektu a chv\u00e1le evropsk\u00fdch l\u00eddr\u016f, tak\u017ee je velk\u00e1 \u0161ance, \u017ee slib neporu\u0161\u00ed. Lichotky od Macrona a Starmera maj\u00ed v\u011bt\u0161\u00ed v\u00e1hu ne\u017e dru\u017eba s Ficem a\u00a0Orb\u00e1nem. Alespo\u0148 v\u00a0to douf\u00e1m. Stejn\u011b tak si mysl\u00edm, \u017ee se p\u0159i skl\u00e1d\u00e1n\u00ed vl\u00e1dy a vyjedn\u00e1v\u00e1n\u00ed v\u011bt\u0161iny ve sn\u011bmovn\u011b prost\u00fd miliard\u00e1\u0159 od vedle p\u011bkn\u011b zapot\u00ed. Nyn\u00ed m\u00e1 \u0161anci historicky se znemo\u017enit s\u00e1m.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Velmi m\u011b tr\u00e1p\u00ed osud ve\u0159ejnopr\u00e1vn\u00edch m\u00e9di\u00ed.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">P.S. Zvl\u00e1dneme to. Nejtrapn\u011bj\u0161\u00ed smrt je z&nbsp;vyd\u011b\u0161en\u00ed.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Kdy\u017e jsem v\u010dera ve\u010der vid\u011bl vytlemen\u00fd ksicht lh\u00e1\u0159e, podvodn\u00edka a komunistick\u00e9ho f\u00edzla Babi\u0161e co by v\u00edt\u011bze voleb k\u0159ep\u010dit v\u00a0rytmu italsk\u00e9ho hitu \u201eSara perch\u00e9 ti amo\u201c, bylo mi fyzicky zle. Nicm\u00e9n\u011b Vox populi, Vox dei. P\u011btat\u0159icet procent \u010desk\u00fdch voli\u010d\u016f si skute\u010dn\u011b p\u0159\u00e1lo, aby na jejich \u00fakor d\u00e1l bohatl multimiliard\u00e1\u0159, kter\u00fd je p\u0159esv\u011bd\u010dil, \u017ee mu jde o \u201eoby\u010dejn\u00e9 lidi&#8220;. Bohu\u017eel do toho zat\u00e1hli i v\u0161echny ostatn\u00ed, kte\u0159\u00ed mu na skota\u010div\u00e9 triky a pov\u011bry nesko\u010dili. Novou hymnu Hnut\u00ed ANO pod n\u00e1zvem \u201eHej hola zp\u00edvej si s\u00e1m\u201c nazp\u00edvalo v\u00a0dob\u011b, kde se zrodil agent Bure\u0161, komick\u00e9 trio Petra Jan\u016f, Karel \u0160\u00edp a Jaroslav Uhl\u00ed\u0159, kter\u00e9 si \u0159\u00edkalo Triky a pov\u011bry. N\u00e1zev paroduje jm\u00e9no skupiny Ricchi e Poveri, \u010desky p\u0159\u00edzna\u010dn\u011b Bohat\u00ed a chud\u00ed, kter\u00e1 sra\u010dkoidn\u00ed p\u00edse\u0148 nazp\u00edvala. Nicm\u00e9n\u011b dlu\u017eno dodat, \u017ee ze v\u0161ech mo\u017en\u00fdch katastrofick\u00fdch sc\u00e9n\u00e1\u0159\u016f, jak mohly volby dopadnout, je v\u010derej\u0161\u00ed v\u00fdsledek \u201ezat\u00edm\u201c nejm\u00e9n\u011b d\u011bsiv\u00fd. M\u00e1 dokonce pozitiva. Uk\u00e1zalo se, \u017ee \u010ce\u0161i nejsou tak proru\u0161t\u00ed <a class=\"more-link\" href=\"https:\/\/www.jablecno.cz\/index.php\/2025\/10\/05\/triky-a-povery\/\">\u010c\u00edst v\u00edce&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-10905","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-nezarazene"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.jablecno.cz\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/10905","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.jablecno.cz\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.jablecno.cz\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.jablecno.cz\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.jablecno.cz\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=10905"}],"version-history":[{"count":5,"href":"https:\/\/www.jablecno.cz\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/10905\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":10912,"href":"https:\/\/www.jablecno.cz\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/10905\/revisions\/10912"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.jablecno.cz\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=10905"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.jablecno.cz\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=10905"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.jablecno.cz\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=10905"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}