{"id":10962,"date":"2025-12-09T12:44:10","date_gmt":"2025-12-09T11:44:10","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.jablecno.cz\/?p=10962"},"modified":"2025-12-10T08:15:45","modified_gmt":"2025-12-10T07:15:45","slug":"svatek-naivnich-hlupaku","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.jablecno.cz\/index.php\/2025\/12\/09\/svatek-naivnich-hlupaku\/","title":{"rendered":"Sv\u00e1tek naivn\u00edch hlup\u00e1k\u016f"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Hip hip! Prost\u00e9mu miliard\u00e1\u0159i od vedle a jeho naivn\u00edm hloup\u00fdm voli\u010d\u016fm se dnes splnil jejich vlhk\u00fd sen. Generalissimus Andrej Babi\u0161 byl jmenov\u00e1n premi\u00e9rem. Hn\u011bdou koalici u\u017e vytvo\u0159il. Te\u010f jen zb\u00fdv\u00e1 upl\u00e1cat vl\u00e1du ze sam\u00fdch odborn\u00edk\u016f, kte\u0159\u00ed jej budou na slovo poslouchat, z\u00edskat d\u016fv\u011bru sn\u011bmovny a po\u010d\u00ednaje rokem 2026 bude l\u00edp. Pr\u00fd nejl\u00edp na cel\u00e9 planet\u011b, jak dnes halucinoval.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">V\u00a0zemi pln\u00e9 vzd\u011blan\u00fdch ve sv\u00fdch profes\u00edch vysoce fundovan\u00fdch a charaktern\u00edch osobnost\u00ed se bude muset liber\u00e1ln\u011b demokraticky sm\u00fd\u0161lej\u00edc\u00ed p\u016flka n\u00e1roda sm\u00ed\u0159it se smutn\u00fdm faktem, \u017ee j\u00ed bude vl\u00e1dnout a \u010cesko na mezin\u00e1rodn\u00ed sc\u00e9n\u011b zostuzovat banda kreatur a kret\u00e9n\u016f. Kredit republiky tak bude zachra\u0148ovat prezident Pavel, kter\u00fd v\u00a0r\u00e1mci sv\u00fdch \u00fastavou omezen\u00fdch pravomoc\u00ed ud\u011blal maximum mo\u017en\u00e9ho, aby nevlo\u017eil podvodn\u00edkovi a usv\u011bd\u010den\u00e9mu lh\u00e1\u0159i do rukou absolutn\u00ed moc ve st\u00e1t\u011b zadarmo. Agent Bure\u0161 tak poprv\u00e9 v\u00a0\u017eivot\u011b narazil do zdi. Petr Pavel donutil slovensk\u00e9ho k\u0159iv\u00e1ka ve\u0159ejn\u011b p\u0159iznat, \u017ee byl ve st\u0159etu z\u00e1jm\u016f, co\u017e znamen\u00e1, \u017ee p\u0159i poru\u0161en\u00edm slibu, \u017ee nyn\u00ed svou moc nebude zneu\u017e\u00edvat ve sv\u016fj prosp\u011bch, dojde k op\u011btovn\u00e9mu a mnohem viditeln\u011bj\u0161\u00edmu lhan\u00ed ve\u0159ejnosti. Babi\u0161ovo tkliv\u00e9 prohl\u00e1\u0161en\u00ed, \u017ee se vzd\u00e1v\u00e1 holdingu Agrofert je jen dal\u0161\u00ed ojeb\u00e1vka a p\u0159\u00edb\u011bh, kter\u00fd prodal sv\u00fdm naivn\u00edm a hloup\u00fdm voli\u010d\u016fm.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">N\u011bco prodat a vzd\u00e1t se n\u011b\u010deho je z\u00e1sadn\u00ed rozd\u00edl. Na jeho pochopen\u00ed \u010dlov\u011bk nemus\u00ed b\u00fdt ekonom \u010di pr\u00e1vn\u00edk. Sta\u010d\u00ed se zamyslet. P\u0159edloni jsme prodali auto, kter\u00e9 te\u010f pat\u0159\u00ed n\u011bkomu jin\u00e9mu. V\u016fz n\u00e1m u\u017e nikdy nevr\u00e1t\u00ed. Babi\u0161 sv\u00e9 vozidlo, pokud z\u016fstanu u moto p\u0159\u00edm\u011bru, odstav\u00ed do gar\u00e1\u017ee a kl\u00ed\u010de od n\u00ed p\u0159ed\u00e1 jak\u00e9musi nez\u00e1visl\u00e9mu spr\u00e1vci a sv\u00fdm d\u011btem, kter\u00e9 po jeho odchodu do pekla, z\u00edskaj\u00ed jeho Rolls-Royce zp\u011bt. Z&nbsp;logiky v\u011bci tedy vypl\u00fdv\u00e1, \u017ee se premi\u00e9r sv\u00fdm autem u\u017e nikdy neprojede, ale nad\u00e1le mu pat\u0159\u00ed. Kde bude ona gar\u00e1\u017e st\u00e1t? Na\u0161e z\u00e1kony takov\u00e9 gar\u00e1\u017eovan\u00ed, resp. slep\u00e9 fondy, neznaj\u00ed. Na Kajmanech, na Kypru? Kdo vybere spr\u00e1vce? Babi\u0161ovi z&nbsp;titulu sv\u00e9 moci nic nebr\u00e1n\u00ed, aby p\u0159ihr\u00e1val ve\u0159ejn\u00e9 finance na zveleben\u00ed auta sv\u00e9 rodiny. Co\u017e je p\u0159esn\u011b onen st\u0159et z\u00e1jm\u016f. Nav\u00edc mu parkovan\u00fd \u201ev\u016fz\u201c vypl\u00e1c\u00ed nezdan\u011bn\u00fdch sto mega ro\u010dn\u011b (270 tis\u00edc denn\u011b!!!) d\u00edky koupi jeho korunov\u00fdch dluhopis\u016f, tak\u017ee o n\u011bj pe\u010dovat mus\u00ed.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Babi\u0161 se spektakul\u00e1rn\u011b vzdal obra na hlin\u011bn\u00fdch nohou, nebo\u0165 podle ekonom\u016f Agrofert bez dotac\u00ed stejn\u011b nep\u0159e\u017eije, a nechal si mnohem lukrativn\u011bj\u0161\u00ed firmy jako nap\u0159. SynBiol, IMOBA, fond Hartenberg a dal\u0161\u00ed, kter\u00e9 loni \u010derpaly v\u00edc dotac\u00ed ne\u017e tis\u00edckr\u00e1t om\u00edlan\u00fd Agrofert. Prezident si je toho dob\u0159e v\u011bdom, ale necht\u011bl d\u00e1l riskovat vyvol\u00e1n\u00ed \u00fastavn\u00ed krize. P\u0159inutil oligarchu k&nbsp;ve\u0159ejn\u00e9mu slibu \u201e\u010distoty\u201c a vy\u010dk\u00e1v\u00e1, jestli si odpudiv\u00e1 bytost zvan\u00e1 Babi\u0161 na vidle nenab\u011bhne s\u00e1m.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Mezit\u00edm Babi\u0161ovi hloup\u00ed voli\u010di tleskaj\u00ed radost\u00ed jak Severokorejc\u00ed.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Hip hip! Prost\u00e9mu miliard\u00e1\u0159i od vedle a jeho naivn\u00edm hloup\u00fdm voli\u010d\u016fm se dnes splnil jejich vlhk\u00fd sen. Generalissimus Andrej Babi\u0161 byl jmenov\u00e1n premi\u00e9rem. Hn\u011bdou koalici u\u017e vytvo\u0159il. Te\u010f jen zb\u00fdv\u00e1 upl\u00e1cat vl\u00e1du ze sam\u00fdch odborn\u00edk\u016f, kte\u0159\u00ed jej budou na slovo poslouchat, z\u00edskat d\u016fv\u011bru sn\u011bmovny a po\u010d\u00ednaje rokem 2026 bude l\u00edp. Pr\u00fd nejl\u00edp na cel\u00e9 planet\u011b, jak dnes halucinoval. V\u00a0zemi pln\u00e9 vzd\u011blan\u00fdch ve sv\u00fdch profes\u00edch vysoce fundovan\u00fdch a charaktern\u00edch osobnost\u00ed se bude muset liber\u00e1ln\u011b demokraticky sm\u00fd\u0161lej\u00edc\u00ed p\u016flka n\u00e1roda sm\u00ed\u0159it se smutn\u00fdm faktem, \u017ee j\u00ed bude vl\u00e1dnout a \u010cesko na mezin\u00e1rodn\u00ed sc\u00e9n\u011b zostuzovat banda kreatur a kret\u00e9n\u016f. Kredit republiky tak bude zachra\u0148ovat prezident Pavel, kter\u00fd v\u00a0r\u00e1mci sv\u00fdch \u00fastavou omezen\u00fdch pravomoc\u00ed ud\u011blal maximum mo\u017en\u00e9ho, aby nevlo\u017eil podvodn\u00edkovi a usv\u011bd\u010den\u00e9mu lh\u00e1\u0159i do rukou absolutn\u00ed moc ve st\u00e1t\u011b zadarmo. Agent Bure\u0161 tak poprv\u00e9 v\u00a0\u017eivot\u011b narazil do zdi. Petr Pavel donutil slovensk\u00e9ho k\u0159iv\u00e1ka ve\u0159ejn\u011b p\u0159iznat, \u017ee byl ve st\u0159etu z\u00e1jm\u016f, co\u017e znamen\u00e1, \u017ee p\u0159i poru\u0161en\u00edm slibu, <a class=\"more-link\" href=\"https:\/\/www.jablecno.cz\/index.php\/2025\/12\/09\/svatek-naivnich-hlupaku\/\">\u010c\u00edst v\u00edce&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-10962","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-nezarazene"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.jablecno.cz\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/10962","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.jablecno.cz\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.jablecno.cz\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.jablecno.cz\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.jablecno.cz\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=10962"}],"version-history":[{"count":4,"href":"https:\/\/www.jablecno.cz\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/10962\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":10968,"href":"https:\/\/www.jablecno.cz\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/10962\/revisions\/10968"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.jablecno.cz\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=10962"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.jablecno.cz\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=10962"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.jablecno.cz\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=10962"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}