Posledn\u00ed dny star\u00e9ho roku v\u010detn\u011b Silvestra jsem str\u00e1vil v\u00a0roli nejv\u011bt\u0161\u00ed hra\u010dky m\u00e9 t\u0159\u00edlet\u00e9 vnu\u010dky Andulky, kterou bavilo p\u0159ikr\u00fdvat d\u011bdu v\u00a0posteli dekou a d\u00e1vat mu na hlavu pol\u0161t\u00e1\u0159e, n\u00e1sledn\u011b po n\u011bm sk\u00e1kat, v\u00fdskat a sm\u00e1t se, kdy\u017e na ni juknul. Skoro t\u0159\u00edm\u011bs\u00ed\u010dn\u00ed Janek mezit\u00edm na p\u0159ebalovac\u00ed podlo\u017ece mrskal rukama a nohama a s\u00a0ob\u010dasn\u00fdm \u201egu gu\u201c koukal do stropu \u010di na dosp\u011bl\u00e9 skl\u00e1n\u011bj\u00edc\u00ed se nad n\u00edm. Doby, kdy jsem slavil p\u0159\u00edchod nov\u00e9ho mil\u00e9nia s\u00a0p\u011bti sty lidmi na rynky a opil\u00fd halekal do mikrofonu za hudebn\u00edho doprovodu Jack\u016f st\u00e1tn\u00ed hymnu, co\u017e m\u00e9 dcery dodnes pova\u017euj\u00ed za kolos\u00e1ln\u00ed trapas, jsou d\u00e1vno pry\u010d.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Tehdy byl sv\u011bt je\u0161t\u011b relativn\u011b klidn\u00fd. Na Hrad\u011b sed\u011bl Havel, v B\u00edl\u00e9m dom\u011b Clinton a v Kremlu prvn\u00ed den Putin. Neexistovala soci\u00e1ln\u00ed m\u00e9dia, mobily m\u011bly velikost ty\u010dinky Deli a v n\u00e1s dozn\u00edvala v\u00e1no\u010dn\u00ed premi\u00e9ra Pel\u00ed\u0161k\u016f. Babi\u0161 byl je\u0161t\u011b pouh\u00fdm milion\u00e1\u0159em od vedle. Okamura spoluvlastnil v Praze p\u00e1r hospod, Turka \u0161ikanovali spolu\u017e\u00e1ci v dev\u00edtce. No nic, to jsem se zasnil. \u010cas se pohybuje ne\u00faprosn\u011b line\u00e1rn\u011b.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Lo\u0148sk\u00fd rok op\u011bt pat\u0159il star\u00fdm b\u00edl\u00fdm mu\u017e\u016fm a hlup\u00e1k\u016fm, kte\u0159\u00ed je volili \u010di dlouhodob\u011b toleruj\u00ed. Mnoz\u00ed z nich vedou krvav\u00e9 v\u00e1lky jen proto, aby neskon\u010dili v d\u00ed\u0159e. V on\u011bch \u010dasech na p\u0159elomu stolet\u00ed by si v politice mor\u00e1ln\u00ed kreatury jako Trump, Babi\u0161, Okamura, Turek \u010di Rajchl ani ne\u0161krtli. Vn\u00edm\u00e1n\u00ed toho, co je spole\u010densky p\u0159ijateln\u00e9, d\u00e1vno p\u0159ekro\u010dilo \u010dervenou linii. Putin je extra p\u0159\u00edpad, stejn\u011b jako cel\u00e9 Rusko, imperi\u00e1ln\u00ed obr na hlin\u011bn\u00fdch nohou. Kdybych m\u011bl tu moc, posadil bych jej na kon\u011b, kde mu to tak chlap\u00e1cky slu\u0161\u00ed, a poslal do v prvn\u00ed linie vst\u0159\u00edc ukrajinsk\u00fdm obr\u00e1nc\u016fm Kupjansku. Vedle n\u011bj bych nechat cupitat na oslovi Putinova u\u017eite\u010dn\u00e9ho blba agenta Krasnova alias Trumpa. Bibiho Netanjahua bych pro zm\u011bnu p\u0159est\u011bhoval na v\u00edkend do uprchlick\u00e9ho t\u00e1bora v Gaze. V\u0161echny isl\u00e1msk\u00e9 radik\u00e1ly z cel\u00e9ho sv\u011bta bych n\u00e1sledn\u011b p\u0159es\u00eddlil do Saudsk\u00e9 Ar\u00e1bie, a\u0165 to maj\u00ed bl\u00ed\u017e k posv\u00e1tn\u00e9mu kameni Kaaba. Sv\u016fj k sv\u00e9mu, no ni?<\/p>\n\n\n\n
V\u0161em p\u0159\u00e1tel\u016fm, kamar\u00e1d\u016fm a \u010dten\u00e1\u0159\u016fm blogu Jable\u010dno a krimi s\u00e9rie Trujkunt, kter\u00e1 bude letos pokra\u010dovat des\u00e1t\u00fdm d\u00edlem s n\u00e1zvem \u201eTramwaj na Sachsenberg\u201c, p\u0159eji p\u0159edev\u0161\u00edm hodn\u011b zdrav\u00ed a \u0161t\u011bst\u00ed. Jedno bez druh\u00e9ho ned\u00e1v\u00e1 smysl, nebo\u0165 na Titanicu bylo plno zdrav\u00fdch lid\u00ed. P\u0159eji n\u00e1m v\u0161em rovn\u011b\u017e hodn\u011b s\u00edly, abychom zvl\u00e1dli ust\u00e1t vl\u00e1du n\u00e1rodn\u00ed ostudy, kterou n\u00e1m nad\u011blili jej\u00ed hloup\u00ed voli\u010di. A slovy Miss World si p\u0159eji sv\u011btov\u00fd m\u00edr. Ov\u0161em to museli odej\u00edt z politiky n\u011bkte\u0159\u00ed sta\u0159\u00ed b\u00edl\u00ed mu\u017ei, a\u0165 u\u017e se za slovem \u201eodej\u00edt\u201c skr\u00fdv\u00e1 cokoliv. Trochu naivn\u011b douf\u00e1m, \u017ee se tak stane.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Tak v\u0161echno dobr\u00e9 a je\u0161t\u011b lep\u0161\u00ed v roce 2026<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
Posledn\u00ed dny star\u00e9ho roku v\u010detn\u011b Silvestra jsem str\u00e1vil v\u00a0roli nejv\u011bt\u0161\u00ed hra\u010dky m\u00e9 t\u0159\u00edlet\u00e9 vnu\u010dky Andulky, kterou bavilo p\u0159ikr\u00fdvat d\u011bdu v\u00a0posteli dekou a d\u00e1vat mu na hlavu pol\u0161t\u00e1\u0159e, n\u00e1sledn\u011b po n\u011bm sk\u00e1kat, v\u00fdskat a sm\u00e1t se, kdy\u017e na ni juknul. Skoro t\u0159\u00edm\u011bs\u00ed\u010dn\u00ed Janek mezit\u00edm na p\u0159ebalovac\u00ed podlo\u017ece mrskal rukama a nohama a s\u00a0ob\u010dasn\u00fdm \u201egu gu\u201c koukal do stropu \u010di na dosp\u011bl\u00e9 skl\u00e1n\u011bj\u00edc\u00ed se nad n\u00edm. Doby, kdy jsem slavil p\u0159\u00edchod nov\u00e9ho mil\u00e9nia s\u00a0p\u011bti sty lidmi na rynky a opil\u00fd halekal do mikrofonu za hudebn\u00edho doprovodu Jack\u016f st\u00e1tn\u00ed hymnu, co\u017e m\u00e9 dcery dodnes pova\u017euj\u00ed za kolos\u00e1ln\u00ed trapas, jsou d\u00e1vno pry\u010d. Tehdy byl sv\u011bt je\u0161t\u011b relativn\u011b klidn\u00fd. Na Hrad\u011b sed\u011bl Havel, v B\u00edl\u00e9m dom\u011b Clinton a v Kremlu prvn\u00ed den Putin. Neexistovala soci\u00e1ln\u00ed m\u00e9dia, mobily m\u011bly velikost ty\u010dinky Deli a v n\u00e1s dozn\u00edvala v\u00e1no\u010dn\u00ed premi\u00e9ra Pel\u00ed\u0161k\u016f. Babi\u0161 byl je\u0161t\u011b pouh\u00fdm milion\u00e1\u0159em od vedle. Okamura spoluvlastnil v Praze p\u00e1r hospod, Turka \u0161ikanovali spolu\u017e\u00e1ci v dev\u00edtce. No nic, to jsem \u010c\u00edst v\u00edce………<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-10979","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-nezarazene"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.jablecno.cz\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/10979","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.jablecno.cz\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.jablecno.cz\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.jablecno.cz\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.jablecno.cz\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=10979"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/www.jablecno.cz\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/10979\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":10981,"href":"https:\/\/www.jablecno.cz\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/10979\/revisions\/10981"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.jablecno.cz\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=10979"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.jablecno.cz\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=10979"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.jablecno.cz\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=10979"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}