{"id":11,"date":"2014-11-26T08:46:31","date_gmt":"2014-11-26T07:46:31","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/petrsagitarius.snkjablunkov.cz\/?p=11"},"modified":"2014-11-26T08:46:31","modified_gmt":"2014-11-26T07:46:31","slug":"vousy","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.jablecno.cz\/index.php\/2014\/11\/26\/vousy\/","title":{"rendered":"Vousy"},"content":{"rendered":"<div>Onehdy jsem sledoval televizn\u00ed interview s na\u0161\u00edm p\u0159edn\u00edm ekonomem Tom\u00e1\u0161em Sedl\u00e1\u010dkem. Vypadal jako Karel Marx mudruj\u00edc\u00ed o z\u00e1ludnostech kapitalismu. Na jin\u00e9m kan\u00e1le zas mu\u017en\u00fd Ben Affleck zachra\u0148oval americk\u00e1 rukojm\u00ed v Teher\u00e1nu. P\u0159eladil jsem na sportovn\u00ed zpr\u00e1vy, kde se na led\u011b proh\u00e1n\u011blo \u010d\u00edslo 68 s viz\u00e1\u017e\u00ed Franze Josefa, aby jej vyst\u0159\u00eddala Eva Samkov\u00e1. V\u0161ichni m\u011bli vousy. Plej\u00e1du zarostl\u00fdch uzav\u0159el Petr Ne\u010das, zjevn\u011b kamsi vle\u010den vysm\u00e1tou pan\u00ed Ne\u010dasovou. B\u00fdval\u00fd premi\u00e9r marn\u011b skr\u00fdval pod strni\u0161t\u011bm kysel\u00fd \u00fasm\u011bv\u2026<\/div>\n<div>Plnovous prost\u011b fr\u010d\u00ed. Image um\u011blc\u016f, v\u011bdc\u016f \u010di politik\u016f 19. stolet\u00ed podlehla \u0159ada celebrit, kter\u00fdm vousy rostou. Krasavci jako Clooney, Pitt, Affleck \u010di Gosling. V \u010cesku se je pokou\u0161ej\u00ed marn\u011b dohnat Li\u0161ka, Mare\u0161 \u010di Vojtek. A to nehovo\u0159\u00edm o ministru Stropnick\u00e9m, kter\u00e9ho str\u010d\u00ed do kapsy i Conchita Wurst\u2026<\/div>\n<div>Testosteron dorazil i do modelingu. TOP modelov\u00e9 vypadaj\u00ed jako terorist\u00e9 z Al-K\u00e1idy. Moje \u017eena zast\u00e1v\u00e1 teorii, \u017ee pr\u00e1v\u011b r\u00e1doby chlap\u00e1ck\u00e1 viz\u00e1\u017e muslim\u016f byla inspirac\u00ed pro \u0159adu mu\u017e\u016f, kte\u0159\u00ed si cht\u011bj\u00ed vousy mu\u017enost dodat. Pro vyznava\u010de Kor\u00e1nu je plnovous zachov\u00e1n\u00edm Bo\u017e\u00ed p\u0159irozenosti, kterou \u010dlov\u011bk nesm\u00ed m\u011bnit. Zaj\u00edmalo by m\u011b, co se d\u011bje s adeptem na d\u017eih\u00e1distu, kter\u00fd m\u00e1 tv\u00e1\u0159 jako d\u011btskou prdelku?! Pere turbany?<\/div>\n<div>Bezvous\u00ed mu\u017ei to v arabsk\u00fdch zem\u00edch nemaj\u00ed jednoduch\u00e9. Ch\u00e1pu je, na gymn\u00e1ziu jsem tak\u00e9 z\u00e1vid\u011bl kamar\u00e1d\u016fm, kter\u00fdm ji\u017e mu\u017en\u00e1 ozdoba narostla. M\u011b za\u010daly r\u016fst vousy po\u0159\u00e1dn\u011b a\u017e po dvac\u00edtce, kdy se kone\u010dn\u011b jednotliv\u00e1 ohniska spojila jak rudoarm\u011bjci u Stalingradu v jeden celek\u2026<\/div>\n<div>Nemysl\u00edm si, \u017ee se \u010de\u0161t\u00ed mu\u017ei inspirovali muslimsk\u00fdmi teroristy. Cht\u011bj\u00ed si jen dodat moudrosti a v\u00e1\u017enosti n\u00e1rodn\u00edch buditel\u016f p\u0159edminul\u00e9ho stolet\u00ed. Ale ze v\u0161eho nejv\u00edc si cht\u011bj\u00ed vousy zakr\u00fdt rostouc\u00ed podbradek. V\u010detn\u011b autora tohoto \u010dl\u00e1nku\u2026<\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>\t\t\t\t<![CDATA[]]>\t\t <a class=\"more-link\" href=\"https:\/\/www.jablecno.cz\/index.php\/2014\/11\/26\/vousy\/\">\u010c\u00edst v\u00edce&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-11","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-nezarazene"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.jablecno.cz\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/11","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.jablecno.cz\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.jablecno.cz\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.jablecno.cz\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.jablecno.cz\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=11"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.jablecno.cz\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/11\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.jablecno.cz\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=11"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.jablecno.cz\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=11"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.jablecno.cz\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=11"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}