{"id":11019,"date":"2026-02-06T15:33:01","date_gmt":"2026-02-06T14:33:01","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.jablecno.cz\/?p=11019"},"modified":"2026-02-06T15:33:02","modified_gmt":"2026-02-06T14:33:02","slug":"ustava-usa-v-kostce-masla","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.jablecno.cz\/index.php\/2026\/02\/06\/ustava-usa-v-kostce-masla\/","title":{"rendered":"\u00dastava USA v kostce m\u00e1sla"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Nov\u011b zvolen\u00fd sen\u00e1tor za st\u00e1t Massachusetts p\u0159ijde o n\u011bco d\u0159\u00edv na svou prvn\u00ed gala ve\u010de\u0159i pro tis\u00edc lid\u00ed v\u00a0plesov\u00e9m s\u00e1le velk\u00e9ho washingtonsk\u00e9ho hotelu. Sedne si na m\u00edsto a sleduje \u010d\u00ed\u0161n\u00edka, jak obch\u00e1z\u00ed stoly a d\u00e1v\u00e1 ka\u017ed\u00e9mu na tal\u00ed\u0159ek kousek m\u00e1sla. Kdy\u017e obsluhuje sen\u00e1tor\u016fv st\u016fl, \u0159ekne mu \u010derstv\u011b zvolen\u00fd politik: \u201ePromi\u0148te, mohl bych dostat dva kousky?\u201c<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">\u201eTo ne\u201c, odtu\u0161\u00ed \u010d\u00ed\u0161n\u00edk bez v\u00e1h\u00e1n\u00ed, \u201eSnad vid\u00edte, \u017ee ka\u017ed\u00e9mu d\u00e1v\u00e1m jeden kousek.\u201c<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">\u201eVy asi nev\u00edte, kdo jsem,\u201c prav\u00ed sen\u00e1tor dot\u010den\u011b.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">\u201eAle v\u00edm, vy jste nov\u011b zvolen\u00fd sen\u00e1tor za st\u00e1t Massachusetts,\u201c prav\u00ed \u010d\u00ed\u0161n\u00edk, \u201eJen\u017ee vy asi nev\u00edte, kdo jsem j\u00e1.\u201c<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">\u201eNo to nev\u00edm,\u201c \u0159ekne sen\u00e1tor u\u017easle, \u201eKdo jste?\u201c<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">\u201eJ\u00e1 jsem ten \u010dlov\u011bk, co rozd\u00e1v\u00e1 m\u00e1slo.\u201c<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">(Historka, kterou kdosi vypr\u00e1v\u011bl b\u00fdval\u00e9mu velvyslanci v&nbsp;USA Michaelovi \u017dantovsk\u00e9mu hned po p\u0159\u00edjezdu do Ameriky)<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Nov\u011b zvolen\u00fd sen\u00e1tor za st\u00e1t Massachusetts p\u0159ijde o n\u011bco d\u0159\u00edv na svou prvn\u00ed gala ve\u010de\u0159i pro tis\u00edc lid\u00ed v\u00a0plesov\u00e9m s\u00e1le velk\u00e9ho washingtonsk\u00e9ho hotelu. Sedne si na m\u00edsto a sleduje \u010d\u00ed\u0161n\u00edka, jak obch\u00e1z\u00ed stoly a d\u00e1v\u00e1 ka\u017ed\u00e9mu na tal\u00ed\u0159ek kousek m\u00e1sla. Kdy\u017e obsluhuje sen\u00e1tor\u016fv st\u016fl, \u0159ekne mu \u010derstv\u011b zvolen\u00fd politik: \u201ePromi\u0148te, mohl bych dostat dva kousky?\u201c \u201eTo ne\u201c, odtu\u0161\u00ed \u010d\u00ed\u0161n\u00edk bez v\u00e1h\u00e1n\u00ed, \u201eSnad vid\u00edte, \u017ee ka\u017ed\u00e9mu d\u00e1v\u00e1m jeden kousek.\u201c \u201eVy asi nev\u00edte, kdo jsem,\u201c prav\u00ed sen\u00e1tor dot\u010den\u011b. \u201eAle v\u00edm, vy jste nov\u011b zvolen\u00fd sen\u00e1tor za st\u00e1t Massachusetts,\u201c prav\u00ed \u010d\u00ed\u0161n\u00edk, \u201eJen\u017ee vy asi nev\u00edte, kdo jsem j\u00e1.\u201c \u201eNo to nev\u00edm,\u201c \u0159ekne sen\u00e1tor u\u017easle, \u201eKdo jste?\u201c \u201eJ\u00e1 jsem ten \u010dlov\u011bk, co rozd\u00e1v\u00e1 m\u00e1slo.\u201c (Historka, kterou kdosi vypr\u00e1v\u011bl b\u00fdval\u00e9mu velvyslanci v&nbsp;USA Michaelovi \u017dantovsk\u00e9mu hned po p\u0159\u00edjezdu do Ameriky)<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-11019","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-nezarazene"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.jablecno.cz\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/11019","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.jablecno.cz\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.jablecno.cz\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.jablecno.cz\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.jablecno.cz\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=11019"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/www.jablecno.cz\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/11019\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":11020,"href":"https:\/\/www.jablecno.cz\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/11019\/revisions\/11020"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.jablecno.cz\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=11019"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.jablecno.cz\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=11019"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.jablecno.cz\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=11019"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}