{"id":13,"date":"2014-12-18T08:47:46","date_gmt":"2014-12-18T07:47:46","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/petrsagitarius.snkjablunkov.cz\/?p=13"},"modified":"2014-12-18T08:47:46","modified_gmt":"2014-12-18T07:47:46","slug":"magnetismus","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.jablecno.cz\/index.php\/2014\/12\/18\/magnetismus\/","title":{"rendered":"Magnetismus"},"content":{"rendered":"<div>Tis\u00edce kapr\u016f s vousatou tlamou otev\u0159enou do &#8222;O&#8220; vykukovaly z hladiny rybn\u00edka a d\u00edvaly se na m\u011b. Huby na m\u011b \u0161pulily v\u0161echny ryby, do jedn\u00e9. D\u011bsiv\u00e9! B\u011b\u017eel jsem od hr\u00e1ze na louku a narazil jsem na st\u00e1do skotu dom\u00e1c\u00edho. V\u0161echny kr\u00e1vy st\u00e1ly \u010delem ke mn\u011b, z\u00edraly na m\u011b velk\u00fdma hn\u011bd\u00fdma o\u010dima a p\u0159e\u017evykovaly s urputnost\u00ed hokejov\u00fdch tren\u00e9r\u016f. Probudil jsem se sm\u00e1\u010den potem. Byly dv\u011b v noci. Na\u0161t\u011bst\u00ed jsem hned zabral a tentokr\u00e1t se mi zd\u00e1lo o Vice Kerekes, kter\u00e1 m\u011b provokovala hn\u011bd\u00fdma o\u010dima a \u0161pulila na m\u011b rud\u00e9 rty. Esence \u017eensk\u00e9ho sexappealu vyhnala hroziv\u00e9 kapry i kr\u00e1vy z m\u00e9 mysli. R\u00e1no jsem se probudil s bla\u017een\u00fdm \u00fasm\u011bvem narkomana\u2026<\/div>\n<div>Post\u00e1v\u00e1n\u00ed n\u011bkter\u00fdch zv\u00ed\u0159at v severoji\u017en\u00ed ose nen\u00ed v\u00fdmysl sc\u00e9n\u00e1rist\u016f horor\u016f, ale skute\u010dnost. P\u0159i\u0161el na to \u010desk\u00fd v\u011bdec Vlastimil Hart. Usilovn\u00fdm pozorov\u00e1n\u00edm ryb\u00edch k\u00e1d\u00ed, patn\u00edk\u016f a dobyt\u010d\u00edch pastvin dosp\u011bl k p\u0159ekvapiv\u00e9mu zji\u0161t\u011bn\u00ed. Kap\u0159i ve stojat\u00e9 vod\u011b, vym\u011b\u0161uj\u00edc\u00ed psi a \u017ev\u00fdkaj\u00edc\u00ed kr\u00e1vy hled\u00ed k severu! Pr\u00fd to m\u00e1 co do \u010din\u011bn\u00ed se zemsk\u00fdm magnetismem, kter\u00fd je zde od po\u010d\u00e1tku sv\u011bta. Za objev dostal v Americe Ig Nobelovu cenu. &#8222;Za v\u00fdzkum, kter\u00e9mu se lid\u00e9 nejprve zasm\u011bj\u00ed, ale n\u00e1sledn\u011b je donut\u00ed p\u0159em\u00fd\u0161let&#8220;, dodal Hart. V USA byl za celebritu, v \u010cesku z\u016fst\u00e1v\u00e1 nepochopen. Zat\u00edm\u2026<\/div>\n<div>P\u0159em\u00fd\u0161lel jsem tedy a dosp\u011bl jsem k potvrzen\u00ed Hartova objevn\u00e9ho v\u00fdzkumu. Vzhledem k tomu, \u017ee n\u00e1\u0161 z\u00e1chodek, ledni\u010dka i televize le\u017e\u00ed v severoji\u017en\u00ed ose, tak\u00e9 doma \u010dasto a zarputile hled\u00edv\u00e1m jedn\u00edm sm\u011brem. A z\u0159ejm\u011b tak v budoucnu oto\u010d\u00edme i postele, jak zavelela po p\u0159e\u010dten\u00ed \u010dl\u00e1nku &#8222;Kap\u0159\u00ed kompas&#8220; o Hartlov\u011b p\u0159\u00ednosu lidstvu moje drah\u00e1 polovi\u010dka. Douf\u00e1m, \u017ee budeme p\u016fsoben\u00edm magnetismu zanedlouho zdrav\u00ed jako ryby\u2026<\/div>\n<div>V\u00e1noce se valem bl\u00ed\u017e\u00ed, ide\u00e1ln\u00ed \u010das na v\u011bdeck\u00fd v\u00fdzkum. Vliv zemsk\u00e9ho magnetismu m\u016f\u017ee objevovat ka\u017ed\u00fd, kdo si pochutn\u00e1v\u00e1 u \u0161t\u011bdrove\u010dern\u00ed ve\u010de\u0159e na kaprech. Zkoumat rybu v s\u00e1dce p\u0159i koup\u00ed je ov\u0161em brzy a na tal\u00ed\u0159i mezi bramborov\u00fdm sal\u00e1tem zase pozd\u011b. Vsadil bych rad\u011bji na psa\u2026<\/div>\n<div>Magnetismus Vicy Kerekes p\u016fsob\u00edc\u00ed na opa\u010dn\u00e9 pohlav\u00ed ov\u0161em s polaritou Zem\u011b nesouvis\u00ed. Bez v\u011bdeck\u00e9ho v\u00fdzkumu si troufnu \u0159\u00edct, \u017ee m\u00e1 co d\u011blat se slavnou sc\u00e9nou u kule\u010dn\u00edkov\u00e9ho stolu z filmu Mu\u017ei v poku\u0161en\u00ed\u2026<\/div>\n<div>Naopak, mohu potvrdit, \u017ee magnetick\u00e9 pole Zem\u011b zd\u00e1rn\u011b p\u016fsob\u00ed na \u0161edou k\u016fru mozkovou. Kontury tohoto \u010dl\u00e1nku jsem vymyslel tr\u016fn\u011b a z\u00edraje na sever\u2026<\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>\t\t\t\t<![CDATA[]]>\t\t <a class=\"more-link\" href=\"https:\/\/www.jablecno.cz\/index.php\/2014\/12\/18\/magnetismus\/\">\u010c\u00edst v\u00edce&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-13","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-nezarazene"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.jablecno.cz\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/13","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.jablecno.cz\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.jablecno.cz\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.jablecno.cz\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.jablecno.cz\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=13"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.jablecno.cz\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/13\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.jablecno.cz\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=13"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.jablecno.cz\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=13"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.jablecno.cz\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=13"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}