{"id":1397,"date":"2015-12-22T15:02:40","date_gmt":"2015-12-22T14:02:40","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/petrsagitarius.snkjablunkov.cz\/?p=1397"},"modified":"2015-12-22T15:02:40","modified_gmt":"2015-12-22T14:02:40","slug":"jonatan-a-dalsi","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.jablecno.cz\/index.php\/2015\/12\/22\/jonatan-a-dalsi\/","title":{"rendered":"Jonat\u00e1n a dal\u0161\u00ed&#8230;"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>P\u0159ed ned\u00e1vnem jsem kr\u00e1\u010del v T\u0159inci od autobusov\u00e9 zast\u00e1vky \u201eCentrum\u201c k m\u011bstsk\u00e9mu \u00fa\u0159adu. Po \u0161irok\u00e9m chodn\u00edku vprost\u0159ed nejdel\u0161\u00ed parkov\u00e9 promen\u00e1dy ve m\u011bst\u011b. Kdysi jsme \u0159\u00edkali, \u017ee jdeme od \u201eSlovanu\u201c ke \u201ev\u011b\u017e\u00e1ku\u201c. Kdy\u017e jsem byl kluk, odv\u00e1d\u011bla si m\u011b \u201edo slu\u017eby\u201c, rozum\u011bj na v\u00edkend, pr\u00e1v\u011b tudy m\u00e1 velmi mal\u00e1 babi\u010dka k sob\u011b do velmi mal\u00e9ho bytu \u201ena Sosn\u011b\u201c. Informace pro neznal\u00e9, jedn\u00e1 se o s\u00eddli\u0161t\u011b, nikoliv o borovici lesn\u00ed. V m\u00fdch z\u0161edl\u00fdch vzpom\u00ednk\u00e1ch hal\u00ed park sn\u00edh, v d\u00e1li chrl\u00ed do noci plameny \u017eelez\u00e1rensk\u00fd drak a nad hlavami n\u00e1m hu\u010d\u00ed dr\u00e1ty elektrick\u00e9ho veden\u00ed, nikde ani \u017eiv\u00e1\u010dka, jen tajemno. Zato dnes to zde vypad\u00e1, jako kdyby to Mach popletl a do kouzeln\u00e9ho sluch\u00e1tka zak\u0159i\u010del: \u201eA tak \u0161t\u011bk\u00e1m jako hrom, a\u0165 je pejsk\u016f milion\u201c. Nejr\u016fzn\u011bj\u0161\u00edch Jonat\u00e1n\u016f jsem tu na p\u011bti stech metrech potkal v\u00edc ne\u017e lid\u00ed. N\u011bco nen\u00ed v po\u0159\u00e1dku, napadlo m\u011b\u2026<\/p>\n<p>Nejv\u00edc m\u011b vyd\u011bsila peroxidov\u00e1 blond\u00fdnka st\u0159edn\u00edho v\u011bku, kter\u00e1 ven\u010dila hned t\u0159i yorkshirsk\u00e9 teri\u00e9ry, co\u017e je pes, kter\u00e9ho \u0159ad\u00edm sp\u00ed\u0161 mezi dom\u00e1c\u00ed n\u00e1\u0159ad\u00ed ne\u017e mazl\u00ed\u010dky. Kdyby zv\u00ed\u0159\u00e1tku, kter\u00fd vypad\u00e1 jako smet\u00e1k, jeho majitel vrazil do zadku dlouhou ty\u010dku, dal by se s n\u00edm velmi prakticky vymetat prach zpod sk\u0159\u00edn\u00ed. Pani\u010dka obl\u00e9kla sv\u00e9 t\u0159i york\u0161iry do komick\u00fdch fialov\u00fdch oble\u010dk\u016f, kter\u00e9 ladily s jej\u00edm outfitem kr\u00e1sky z \u010dtvrt\u00e9 cenov\u00e9, a dementn\u011b na n\u011b cosi \u017evatlala. Po chv\u00edli se zastavila se sv\u00fdm sp\u0159e\u017een\u00edm u majitele bernsk\u00e9ho sala\u0161nick\u00e9ho psa a za\u010dali si pov\u00eddat. Maminka smet\u00e1k\u016f si zap\u00e1lila cigaretu, fialov\u00ed trpasl\u00edci dor\u00e1\u017eeli na skute\u010dn\u00e9ho psa, kter\u00fd se na\u0161t\u011bst\u00ed tv\u00e1\u0159il velmi letargicky, k \u010demu\u017e m\u00e1 tento sala\u0161nick\u00fd pes sklony. Jak jsem se do\u010detl na serveru \u201ehaf\u00edci.cz\u201c. Cel\u00fd v\u00fdjev vypadal velmi \u010desky\u2026<\/p>\n<p>Ps\u016f je u n\u00e1s v republice p\u0159es dva miliony, co\u017e je p\u0159epo\u010dtu na jednoho obyvatele nejv\u00edc na sv\u011bt\u011b, kdyby se shlukli na jednom m\u00edst\u011b, byla by z toho Praha. P\u0159edstavuji si, jak v \u010dele magistr\u00e1tu stoj\u00ed Peggy z hnut\u00ed HAF, fenka plemena zvan\u00e9ho Slovensk\u00fd kopov, \u010dern\u00e9 srsti, tlamy rovn\u00e9 s nep\u0159evisl\u00fdmi pysky a se z\u0159eteln\u00fdm koutkem. Jde o zv\u00ed\u0159e, kter\u00e9 je vytrval\u00e9, ostr\u00e9, ch\u00e1pav\u00e9 a bystr\u00e9, co\u017e jsou vlastnosti, kter\u00e9 sou\u010dasn\u00e9 lidsk\u00e9 prim\u00e1torce zjevn\u011b chyb\u00ed. Po boku j\u00ed v\u011brn\u011b slintaj\u00ed vo\u0159\u00ed\u0161ci Pun\u0165a, Pajda a Sn\u011bhurka z levicov\u00e9 strany APORT a kolie Lord ze strany \u201eM\u016fj P\u00e1n\u00ed\u010dek\u201c. Boudu jim pak ob\u010d\u016fr\u00e1vaj\u00ed ov\u010d\u00e1ci a boxe\u0159i Azor, Black a Rex z pravicov\u00e9ho uskupen\u00ed VRR! Co se t\u00fd\u010de \u0161t\u011bk\u00e1n\u00ed na jedn\u00e1n\u00edch zastupitelstva, vy\u0161lo by to nastejno\u2026<\/p>\n<p>Vztah na\u0161eho n\u00e1roda k t\u011bmto nejstar\u0161\u00edm domestikovan\u00fdm zv\u00ed\u0159at\u016fm je fascinuj\u00edc\u00ed. \u0158\u00edk\u00e1 se, \u017ee Pol\u00e1ci maj\u00ed Boha a \u010ce\u0161i psa. Oddanost, v\u011brnost a hravost tohoto tvora n\u00e1m zjevn\u011b pom\u00e1h\u00e1 vyrovnat se s existencion\u00e1ln\u00ed \u00fazkost\u00ed a osam\u011bn\u00edm, p\u0159edev\u0161\u00edm ve m\u011bstech. Poklidn\u00e1 ned\u011bln\u00ed dopoledn\u00ed proch\u00e1zka s \u010dty\u0159noh\u00fdm k\u00e1mo\u0161em je tedy jistou formou bohoslu\u017eby. Zcela opa\u010dn\u00fd postoj ke ps\u016fm maj\u00ed muslimov\u00e9, pro kter\u00e9 je pes ne\u010dist\u00e9 zv\u00ed\u0159e. Mohammed dokonce prohl\u00e1sil, \u017ee\u201c Kdyby psi nebyli All\u00e1hem stvo\u0159en\u00e9 bytosti, p\u0159ik\u00e1zal bych je v\u0161echny pozab\u00edjet. Zabijte ale v\u0161echny psy, kte\u0159\u00ed jsou \u010dern\u00ed\u201c. Na ty m\u00e1 Prorok obzvl\u00e1\u0161\u0165 pifku, jsou zt\u011blesn\u011bn\u00edm \u010f\u00e1bla.  Kynofobie isl\u00e1mu jde dokonce tak daleko, \u017ee modlen\u00ed se na kobere\u010dku \u010delem k Mekce v p\u0159\u00edtomnost psa je k ni\u010demu, nebo\u0165 ten chud\u00e1k \u010dinn\u00ed muslimskou modlitbu neplatnou. Stejnou \u00fa\u010dinnost pak maj\u00ed tak\u00e9 prase, osel, zadek, \u017did a \u017eena. Isl\u00e1m \u010dlov\u011bka st\u00e1le p\u0159ekvapuje\u2026<\/p>\n<p>Pou\u010den \u201ehaf\u00edkem.cz\u201c v\u00edm, \u017ee \u010ce\u0161i nejv\u00edce preferuj\u00ed zlat\u00e9 retr\u00edvry. Nej\u010dast\u011bj\u0161\u00edm ps\u00edm jm\u00e9nem je Max. P\u0159esn\u011b takov\u00fd pes si \u017eije spokojen\u011b u m\u00fdch p\u0159\u00e1tel. A\u017e na to, \u017ee se jmenuje Maximus Decimus Meridius\u2026<\/p>\n<p>Jak \u0159\u00edk\u00e1m, jsme divn\u00fd n\u00e1rod\u2026<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>\t\t\t\t<![CDATA[]]>\t\t <a class=\"more-link\" href=\"https:\/\/www.jablecno.cz\/index.php\/2015\/12\/22\/jonatan-a-dalsi\/\">\u010c\u00edst v\u00edce&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1397","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-nezarazene"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.jablecno.cz\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1397","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.jablecno.cz\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.jablecno.cz\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.jablecno.cz\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.jablecno.cz\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1397"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.jablecno.cz\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1397\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.jablecno.cz\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1397"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.jablecno.cz\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1397"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.jablecno.cz\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1397"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}