{"id":144,"date":"2015-02-04T18:44:21","date_gmt":"2015-02-04T17:44:21","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/petrsagitarius.snkjablunkov.cz\/?p=144"},"modified":"2015-02-04T18:44:21","modified_gmt":"2015-02-04T17:44:21","slug":"psano-s-cigaretou-a-se-smutkem","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.jablecno.cz\/index.php\/2015\/02\/04\/psano-s-cigaretou-a-se-smutkem\/","title":{"rendered":"Ps\u00e1no s cigaretou a se smutkem…"},"content":{"rendered":"

Spadla klec! Siamsk\u00e1 dvoj\u010data Klaus se Zemanem a jim podobn\u00ed j\u00e1saj\u00ed. Po\u010d\u00ednaje p\u0159\u00ed\u0161t\u00edm rokem bude zlikvidov\u00e1n alternativn\u00ed liber\u00e1ln\u00ed think tank zvan\u00fd \u201ePra\u017esk\u00e1 kav\u00e1rna\u201c. Intelektu\u00e1ln\u00ed spole\u010dnost um\u011blc\u016f, kter\u00e1 sv\u00fdmi glosami a my\u0161lenkami \u010dasto podr\u00fdv\u00e1 autoritu politik\u016f, skon\u010d\u00ed v\u00a0trosk\u00e1ch. Bez nikotinu, kter\u00fd stimuluje my\u0161len\u00ed a pozornost a vyvol\u00e1v\u00e1 stav relaxace, nezplod\u00ed jedinou kloudnou my\u0161lenku. Na ja\u0159e toti\u017e poputuje do poslaneck\u00e9 sn\u011bmovny n\u00e1vrh z\u00e1kona o ochran\u011b zdrav\u00ed p\u0159ed \u0161kodliv\u00fdmi \u00fa\u010dinky tab\u00e1ku, alkoholu a jin\u00fdch n\u00e1vykov\u00fdch l\u00e1tek. Protiku\u0159\u00e1ck\u00fdch opat\u0159en\u00ed byla za posledn\u00edch deset let p\u0159ijata cel\u00e1 \u0159ada. Ale tento nov\u00fd z\u00e1kon z\u00a0d\u00edlny Svat\u00e9 aliance proti kou\u0159en\u00ed tvo\u0159en\u00e9 poslanci v\u0161ech stran vyhl\u00ed\u017e\u00ed drakonicky. Za\u010dne systematick\u00e9 pron\u00e1sledov\u00e1n\u00ed ku\u0159\u00e1k\u016f, proti n\u011bmu\u017e byl st\u0159edov\u011bk\u00fd hon na \u010darod\u011bjnice d\u011btskou hrou na hon\u011bnou. A chlastat se bude v hospod\u00e1ch vesele d\u00e1l\u2026<\/p>\n

Ministerstvo zdravotnictv\u00ed \u0161lo opravdu do hloubky. Na prvn\u00ed pohled to vypad\u00e1, \u017ee bude zak\u00e1z\u00e1no kou\u0159it prakticky v\u0161ude s\u00a0\u201ev\u00fdjimkou vnit\u0159n\u00edho prostoru provozovny stravovac\u00edch slu\u017eeb nab\u00edzej\u00edc\u00ed pouze studen\u00e9 a tepl\u00e9 n\u00e1poje a balen\u00e9 potraviny\u201c. Uf, aspo\u0148 oby\u010dejn\u00e9 bary unikaj\u00ed pozornosti inkvizitor\u016f, zat\u00edm. Obce budou m\u00edt mo\u017enost vyhl\u00e1\u0161kou zak\u00e1zat cigarety tak\u00e9 na ve\u0159ejn\u00fdch prostranstv\u00edch nebo ve\u0159ejnosti p\u0159\u00edstupn\u00fdch akc\u00edch. Kdyby k\u00a0tomu p\u0159istoupilo m\u011bsto Jablunkov, mohla by m\u011b policie pokutovat i na rynku. A to i v\u00a0p\u0159\u00edpad\u011b \u0161lukov\u00e1n\u00ed zap\u00e1len\u00fdch list\u016f bazalky, nebo\u0165 byliny ur\u010den\u00e9 ke kou\u0159en\u00ed jsou rovn\u011b\u017e non grata. O elektronick\u00fdch cigaret\u00e1ch ani nemluv\u011b. Domy\u0161leno ad absurdum, lotr s\u00a0vajglem se bude muset p\u0159ed vstupem na n\u00e1m\u011bst\u00ed zastavit p\u0159ed ve\u010derkou Niedoba, jinak by poru\u0161il vyhl\u00e1\u0161ku. Mus\u00ed se tak\u00e9 bl\u00ed\u017ee neur\u010den\u00fdm, ov\u0161em zajist\u00e9 velk\u00fdm obloukem vyhnout are\u00e1l\u016fm \u0161kol, nemocnic, sportovi\u0161\u0165, n\u00e1stupi\u0161t\u00edm atd. Z\u00e1kon rovn\u011b\u017e pamatuje na z\u00e1kaz prodeje a v\u00fdroby potravin\u00e1\u0159sk\u00fdch produkt\u016f a hra\u010dek tvarem i vzhledem p\u0159ipom\u00ednaj\u00edc\u00edch tab\u00e1kov\u00fd v\u00fdrobek \u010di pot\u0159ebu. Nevypad\u00e1 n\u00e1hodou nanuk calipo jako velk\u00fd doutn\u00edk? \u010cervenob\u00edl\u00e9 l\u00edz\u00e1tko, tenk\u00e9, na jednom konci zahnut\u00e9, mi zas p\u0159ipom\u00edn\u00e1 d\u00fdmku. A co teprve chud\u00e1k znojemsk\u00e1 okurka? Nebo slan\u00e1 ty\u010dinka!!! Velk\u00fd Bratr zkr\u00e1tka ud\u011bl\u00e1 z\u00a0milovn\u00edk\u016f tab\u00e1ku vystra\u0161en\u00e9 parti\u010dky exot\u016f s\u00a0vyd\u011b\u0161en\u00fdm pohledem post\u00e1vaj\u00edc\u00ed na zadn\u00edch dvorc\u00edch restaurac\u00ed\u2026<\/p>\n

Je\u0161t\u011b\u017ee podobn\u00e9 z\u00e1kony neschv\u00e1lili soudruzi komunisti v\u00a070. letech. Mo\u017en\u00e1 by nevznikla Charta 77 a t\u011b\u017eko \u0159\u00edct, zda bychom se v\u016fbec do\u010dkali vytou\u017een\u00e9 svobody?! Svat\u00fd gr\u00e1l disentu se rodil v\u00a0oblac\u00edch kou\u0159e v zahulen\u00fdch pra\u017esk\u00fdch hospod\u00e1ch a bytech. Nikotin pomohl zformovat my\u0161lenky intelektu\u00e1l\u016f v\u00a0osten, kter\u00fd posl\u00e9ze uv\u00edznul koman\u010d\u016fm v\u00a0krku. Cigareta pat\u0159ila k\u00a0symbol\u016fm odporu. Podobn\u011b jako dlouh\u00e9 vlasy a nervy dr\u00e1saj\u00edc\u00ed hudba Plastik\u016f. V\u00e1clav Havel bez sparty mezi prsty by vypadal jen jako roztomil\u00fd r\u00e1\u010dkuj\u00edc\u00ed ne\u0161ika. V\u00a0dokumentu o Prvn\u00ed d\u00e1m\u011b disentu Olze nen\u00ed z\u00e1b\u011bru, na kter\u00e9m by byla tato mimo\u0159\u00e1dn\u00e1 \u017eena bez cig\u00e1ra\u2026<\/p>\n

Podobn\u011b jako\u00a0underground se bez kou\u0159en\u00ed neobejde film. Co by zbylo ze slavn\u00e9 Casablanky \u010di Kristi\u00e1na, kdyby v\u00a0tam\u011bj\u0161\u00edch lok\u00e1lech platil z\u00e1kaz cigaret? Kouzla zbaven\u00fd Rick v\u00a0pod\u00e1n\u00ed Humphrey Bogarta by se r\u00e1zem stal jen nezaj\u00edmav\u00fdm skr\u010dkem vlastn\u00edc\u00edm bar bez host\u016f, nebo\u0165 v\u0161ichni v\u010detn\u011b Ingrid Bergman ode\u0161li jinam. Kdyby Old\u0159ich Nov\u00fd jako Kristi\u00e1n ve chv\u00edli, kdy Adin\u011b Mandlov\u00e9 vypr\u00e1v\u00ed o cik\u00e1d\u00e1ch tou\u017e\u00edc\u00edch po bled\u00e9m milenci m\u011bs\u00edci, nab\u00edzel m\u00edsto egyptek bonbony, potrhala by se filmov\u00e1 diva sm\u00edchy\u2026<\/p>\n

Nu co\u017e, od p\u0159\u00ed\u0161t\u00edho roku u\u017e si patrn\u011b v\u00a0restauraci \u010di kav\u00e1rn\u011b svou obl\u00edbenou gauloisku k\u00a0expressu ned\u00e1m. Stanu se vyhnancem ve vlastn\u00ed zemi, ve vlastn\u00edm m\u011bst\u011b. Podobn\u011b jako Kajmansk\u00e9 ostrovy, Monako, Kypr \u010di jin\u00e9 da\u0148ov\u00e9 r\u00e1je existuj\u00ed i o\u00e1zy pro ku\u0159\u00e1ky. Ov\u0161em v\u00a0Gr\u00f3nsku je zima, v\u00a0Barm\u011b a Jemenu zas p\u0159\u00edli\u0161 horko, v\u00a0Sierra Leone \u0159\u00e1d\u00ed ebola. Ale v\u00a0Severn\u00ed Koreji je pr\u00fd letos hezky\u2026<\/p>\n

Ov\u0161em prav\u00fdm r\u00e1jem milovn\u00edku nikotinu z\u016fst\u00e1v\u00e1 Pra\u017esk\u00fd hrad. Ale ten je obsazen. Zat\u00edm…<\/p>\n

P.S. Autor \u010dl\u00e1nku uzn\u00e1v\u00e1, \u017ee kou\u0159en\u00ed po\u0161kozuje zdrav\u00ed a cigareta je fujtajbl. A \u017ee nov\u00fd z\u00e1kon p\u0159inese jen sam\u00e1 pozitiva a soci\u00e1ln\u00ed jistoty\u2026<\/p>\n

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