Zd\u00e1 se, \u017ee Sa\u00fadskou Ar\u00e1bi\u00ed neohro\u017euj\u00ed n\u00edzk\u00e9 ceny ropy, ale sn\u011bhul\u00e1ci a \u0161achy. Stav\u011bt roztomil\u00e9 postavy ze sn\u011bhov\u00fdch koul\u00ed s mrkv\u00ed m\u00edsto nosu zak\u00e1zal u\u017e loni Velk\u00fd muft\u00ed Abdulaz\u00edz bin Abdull\u00e1h, tamn\u00ed nejvy\u0161\u0161\u00ed n\u00e1bo\u017eensk\u00e1 autorita, letos muslim\u016fm zatrhnul nejpopul\u00e1rn\u011bj\u0161\u00ed deskovou hru na sv\u011bt\u011b. Pr\u00fd v\u011b\u0159\u00edc\u00ed okr\u00e1d\u00e1 o \u010das, kter\u00fd by mohli v\u011bnovat modlen\u00ed a zp\u016fsobuj\u00ed nen\u00e1vist, kdy\u017e se v n\u00ed hraje o pen\u00edze. \u010c\u00edm si to zaslou\u017eili sn\u011bhul\u00e1ci, to netu\u0161\u00edm. Patrn\u011b proto, \u017ee postavit je na pou\u0161ti zabere mnohem v\u00edc \u010dasu. Ka\u017edop\u00e1dn\u011b Velk\u00fd muft\u00ed \u0159ekl, \u017ee jsou har\u00e1m, co\u017e je v isl\u00e1msk\u00e9m pr\u00e1vu v\u0161e, co je zak\u00e1zan\u00e9, a vyhl\u00e1sil nad nimi fatvu, jinak sice doporu\u010den\u00ed, ale s v\u00e1hou cimrmanovsk\u00e9ho \u201es\u00e1m r\u00e1d musel\u201c. Ocitli se na indexu stejn\u011b jako Coca-Cola a plavky\u2026<\/p>\n
Zaj\u00edmav\u00e9 na tom je, \u017ee \u0161achy do Evropy roz\u0161\u00ed\u0159ili sami muslimov\u00e9 n\u011bkdy v sedm\u00e9m stolet\u00ed na\u0161eho letopo\u010dtu. P\u0159edpokl\u00e1d\u00e1m, \u017ee nad \u0161achovnic\u00ed tr\u00e1vil pauzy mezi sepisov\u00e1n\u00edm Kor\u00e1nu i Mohamed, alespo\u0148 do t\u00e9 chv\u00edle, ne\u017e mu jeho \u017eena dala mat. Probl\u00e9m mo\u017en\u00e1 tkv\u00ed v tom, n\u00e1zev hry poch\u00e1z\u00ed z persk\u00e9ho slova \u201e\u0161\u00e1h\u201c, tedy panovn\u00edk, a Per\u0161any jako\u017eto \u0161\u00edity sunnit\u0161t\u00ed Sa\u00fadov\u00e9 nen\u00e1vid\u00ed. Jako logi\u010dt\u011bj\u0161\u00ed mi ov\u0161em p\u0159ipad\u00e1 strach s reb\u00e9lie, proto\u017ee smyslem hry je kapitulace kr\u00e1le. Persk\u00e9ho souslov\u00ed „\u0161ach-mat“ zna\u010d\u00ed, \u017ee panovn\u00edk zem\u0159el. Nicm\u00e9n\u011b fatva vych\u00e1z\u00ed z teze, \u017ee B\u016fh to v\u00ed nejl\u00edp. Jde o nebezpe\u010dn\u00fd hazard a basta\u2026<\/p>\n
Je to podobn\u00e1 kravina, jako kdyby pape\u017e zak\u00e1zal \u201e\u010clov\u011b\u010de, nezlob se\u201c, kter\u00e9 se teoreticky tak\u00e9 m\u016f\u017ee hr\u00e1t o prachy, a odvolal se na Bibli, kde se v Prvn\u00edm listu Timoteovi (6.10) moud\u0159e p\u00ed\u0161e \u201eKo\u0159en v\u0161eho zla je toti\u017e l\u00e1ska k pen\u011bz\u016fm; mnoha lidem u\u017e zav\u0159ela cestu k Bohu a kolik tr\u00e1pen\u00ed jim p\u0159ipravila!\u201c \u0158\u00edm\u0161t\u00ed k\u0159es\u0165an\u00e9 by si nutn\u011b museli pomyslet, \u017ee se jim Svat\u00fd otec zbl\u00e1znil\u2026<\/p>\n
Zaj\u00edmalo by m\u011b, jak te\u010f budou tr\u00e1vit \u010das muslim\u0161t\u00ed imigranti na severu Finska, p\u0159\u00edpadn\u011b \u0160v\u00e9dska, kam byli t\u011bmito st\u00e1ty um\u00edst\u011bni, a kde zrovna panuje pol\u00e1rn\u00ed noc. Chlastat nesm\u011bj\u00ed, pota\u017emo ani nemohou, proto\u017ee vzhledem k prohibici nen\u00ed kde a co, te\u010f jim je\u0161t\u011b muft\u00ed zarazil sn\u011bhul\u00e1ky a \u0161achy. Doporu\u010duji obvykl\u00fd l\u00e9k Skandin\u00e1vc\u016f na depresi. N\u011bkam si v tichu zal\u00e9zt a sp\u00e1chat sebevra\u017edu\u2026<\/p>\n
Muft\u00ed m\u00e1 z\u0159ejm\u011b pocit, \u017ee Sa\u00fadsk\u00e9 Ar\u00e1bii hroz\u00ed sv\u011bt, podobn\u011b jako p\u0159i Cimrman slavn\u00e9mu Capablancovi, dvojit\u00fdm \u0161achem. A tak t\u00e1hnul fatvou na G 12, \u010d\u00edm\u017e se ocitnul zcela mimo realitu\u2026<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"