Hamletovsk\u00e1 ot\u00e1zka \u201eDoj\u00ed\u0161 to nebo to m\u00e1m vyhodit?\u201c pat\u0159\u00ed ke standardn\u00ed slovn\u00ed v\u00fdbav\u011b na\u0161ich man\u017eelek. Okam\u017eit\u011b se mi vybav\u00ed houf hladov\u00fdch som\u00e1lsk\u00fdch d\u011bt\u00ed s nafoukl\u00fdmi b\u0159\u00ed\u0161ky zoufale natahuj\u00edc\u00edch ru\u010di\u010dky, jejich\u017e str\u00e1d\u00e1n\u00ed m\u00e1 na sv\u011bdom\u00ed na\u0161e euro atlantick\u00e1 roze\u017eranost. V\u00a0tuto chv\u00edli zosobn\u011bn\u00e1 mou mali\u010dkost\u00ed. Pod t\u00edhou \u0161patn\u00e9ho sv\u011bdom\u00ed, sugesce dotazu a pozdvi\u017een\u00e9ho obo\u010d\u00ed \u017eeny jsem pak schopen sn\u00edst i jogurt s\u00a0lo\u0148sk\u00fdm datem spot\u0159eby. Nav\u00edc s\u00a0p\u0159\u00edjemn\u00fdm pocitem, \u017ee jsem sv\u016fj \u017ealudek ob\u011btoval pro z\u00e1chranu sv\u011bta\u2026<\/p>\n
Pravdou nicm\u00e9n\u011b z\u016fst\u00e1v\u00e1, \u017ee v\u00a0zem\u00edch evropsk\u00e9 unie ro\u010dn\u011b vyhod\u00edme doma, v\u00a0supermarketech a v\u00a0restaurac\u00edch a\u017e 50 procent nez\u00e1vadn\u00fdch potravin, tzn. cca 90 milion\u016f tun potravin ro\u010dn\u011b. Toto omra\u010duj\u00edc\u00ed mno\u017estv\u00ed by patrn\u011b nasytilo v\u0161echny pr\u00e1zdn\u00e9 \u017ealudky sv\u011bta. \u201eG\u0142odu na was!\u201c, \u0159\u00edk\u00e1val m\u016fj d\u011bde\u010dek, kter\u00fd v\u00a0d\u011btstv\u00ed za\u017eil str\u00e1d\u00e1n\u00ed, a pl\u00fdtv\u00e1n\u00ed j\u00eddlem se mu p\u0159\u00ed\u010dilo. Nev\u00edm, co by \u0159ekl, kdyby se do\u017eil sou\u010dasn\u00e9ho nakupov\u00e1n\u00ed potravin v\u00a0obchodn\u00edch \u0159et\u011bzc\u00edch. Vyd\u011bsil by jej u\u017e ob\u0159\u00ed poj\u00edzdn\u00fd ko\u0161, kter\u00fd by pojal i munici pro \u010detu pe\u0161merg\u016f. Co teprve, kdyby spat\u0159il hromady v\u0161eho, co se d\u00e1 sn\u00edst, kter\u00e9 do t\u011bchto n\u00e1kupn\u00edch n\u00e1kla\u010f\u00e1k\u016f vkl\u00e1daj\u00ed spoluob\u010dan\u00e9. Jsou tac\u00ed, kte\u0159\u00ed maj\u00ed doma z\u00e1soby levn\u00e9 mouky na deset let, a z\u00a0obchodu by si odvedli i \u017eiv\u00e9ho p\u0161trosa, kdyby byl v\u00a0akci\u2026<\/p>\n
Zoufalstv\u00ed nad mou vyb\u00edravost\u00ed v\u00a0j\u00eddle, kter\u00e9 se projevuje dlouh\u00fdm a bezradn\u00fdm z\u00edr\u00e1n\u00edm do otev\u0159en\u00e9 a p\u0159edev\u0161\u00edm pln\u00e9 ledni\u010dky, \u010dasto doh\u00e1n\u00ed mou drahou polovi\u010dku k\u00a0fatalistick\u00e9mu povzdechu: \u201cJ\u00e1 u\u017e nev\u00edm, co ti m\u00e1m kupovat?!?\u201c. Onehdy se pokusila oslovit m\u00e9 zh\u00fd\u010dkan\u00e9 chu\u0165ov\u00e9 bu\u0148ky kulin\u00e1\u0159skou novinkou a p\u00e1trala po receptu na n\u011bjak\u00fd mls\u2026<\/p>\n
Vzhledem k\u00a0tomu, \u017ee u n\u00e1s doma po\u0159ady pana Pohlreicha, Hru\u0161ky \u010di druho\u0159ad\u00fdch herc\u016f, nefr\u010d\u00ed, hm\u00e1tla man\u017eelka po p\u0159\u00edloze MF Dnes \u201eDoma\u201c. U\u017e p\u0159i pohledu na obr\u00e1zky se zdobn\u011b aran\u017eovan\u00fdmi j\u00eddly se n\u00e1m sb\u00edhaly sliny, tak\u00e9 n\u00e1zvy jako Okat\u00e1 p\u00e1nev nebo Ban\u00e1nov\u00e9 pot\u011b\u0161en\u00ed slibovaly mnoh\u00e9. Kuskusov\u00ed medv\u011bdi na dr\u0161\u0165k\u00e1ch je\u0161t\u011b vzbudily z\u00e1jem prov\u00e1zen\u00fd \u00fasm\u011bvem. Ale n\u00e1zev Krkat\u00e1 zelenina u\u017e zn\u011bl divn\u011b. Co teprve recept. \u201eZeleninu sm\u00edchejte s\u00a0ku\u0159ec\u00edmi krky, pro za\u010d\u00e1te\u010dn\u00edky, kte\u0159\u00ed je\u0161t\u011b maso s\u00a0kostmi neokusili, doporu\u010dujeme krky rozsekat na mal\u00e9 kousky\u201c. V\u0161echny fotky v\u00fdtvor\u016f doprov\u00e1zel obr\u00e1zek vysm\u00e1t\u00e9ho kokr\u0161pan\u011bla v\u00a0kucha\u0159sk\u00e9 \u010depici a s\u00a0va\u0159e\u010dkou v\u00a0tlapce\u2026<\/p>\n
Absurdn\u00ed j\u00eddlo pro psy \u00e1 la grandhotel vypadalo l\u00edp ne\u017e Babicovy dobroty. A mo\u017en\u00e1 i l\u00e9pe chutnalo. S\u00a0odkazem na hladov\u011bj\u00edc\u00ed Som\u00e1lce, kte\u0159\u00ed by ps\u00ed menu zblajzli bez mrknut\u00ed oka a je\u0161t\u011b by vyl\u00edzali tal\u00ed\u0159e, lze jen konstatovat, \u017ee se na\u0161e z\u00e1padn\u00ed civilizace roze\u017eran\u00e1 p\u0159ebytkem a luxusem \u0159\u00edt\u00ed do katastrofy\u2026<\/p>\n
\u201eWielki bat a ma\u0142y dwur\u201c, doporu\u010dil by moud\u0159e d\u011bda\u2026<\/p>\n