{"id":1694,"date":"2016-03-10T07:06:28","date_gmt":"2016-03-10T06:06:28","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/petrsagitarius.snkjablunkov.cz\/?p=1694"},"modified":"2016-03-10T07:06:28","modified_gmt":"2016-03-10T06:06:28","slug":"kebab","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.jablecno.cz\/index.php\/2016\/03\/10\/kebab\/","title":{"rendered":"Kebab"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Minul\u00fd t\u00fdden jsem finan\u010dn\u011b podpo\u0159il isl\u00e1msk\u00e9 teroristy. Alespo\u0148 tak to tvrd\u00ed ochr\u00e1nce ryz\u00edho \u010de\u0161stv\u00ed Tomio Okamura, kter\u00fd ned\u00e1vno na sv\u00e9m facebooku uvedl, \u017ee \u201eKa\u017ed\u00fd koupen\u00fd kebab je dal\u0161\u00ed krok k burk\u00e1m\u201c. U\u017e vid\u00edm zpocen\u00e9ho mal\u00e9ho tlust\u00e9ho Turka z bistra na jablunkovsk\u00e9m rynku, jak strk\u00e1 m\u00fdch 125 korun do ob\u00e1lky, kterou s \u010f\u00e1belsk\u00fdm chechotem ol\u00edzne a zalep\u00ed, na\u010de\u017e ji po\u0161le rekomando na adresu \u201ev\u00e1\u017een\u00fd p\u00e1n Ab\u00fa Bakr al-Bagd\u00e1d\u00ed, Mohamedova 666, Rakka, Isl\u00e1msk\u00fd st\u00e1t\u201c.  Jakoby nesta\u010dilo, \u017ee m\u011b z kebabu bolel p\u016flden \u017ealudek, je\u0161t\u011b m\u011b za\u010dalo hryzat sv\u011bdom\u00ed\u2026<\/p>\n<p>Na\u0161t\u011bst\u00ed poslanec Okamura nab\u00edz\u00ed \u0159e\u0161en\u00ed, jak chybu napravit a \u010delit muslimsk\u00fdm radik\u00e1l\u016fm. M\u00e1m si koupit \u010dun\u00edka a ven\u010dit jej v okol\u00ed me\u0161ity. Vzhledem k tomu, \u017ee v Jablunkov\u011b \u017e\u00e1dnou nem\u00e1me, nezbyde mi nic jin\u00e9ho, ne\u017e post\u00e1vat s pa\u0161\u00edkem na vod\u00edtku na rynku p\u0159ed prodejnou kebabu. Jak zn\u00e1mo, prase je pro muslimy zv\u00ed\u0159etem ne\u010dist\u00fdm, \u010d\u00edm\u017e d\u00e1m Turkovi za pultem jasn\u011b najevo, \u017ee co si o n\u011bm mysl\u00edm. Do t\u00fddne jist\u011b pochop\u00ed, \u017ee jej tady nechceme, sbal\u00ed si sv\u00e9 saky paky a odt\u00e1hne tam, odkud p\u0159i\u0161el. Do T\u0159ince, kde m\u00e1 dal\u0161\u00ed bistro\u2026<\/p>\n<p>Osv\u00edcen\u00fd Okamura u\u017e zalo\u017eil tolik politick\u00fdch \u201e\u00dasvit\u016f\u201c, a\u017e z toho \u010dlov\u011bku o\u010di p\u0159ech\u00e1zej\u00ed. Kdy\u017e jsem se v tom sna\u017eil zorientovat, vzpomn\u011bl jsem si akor\u00e1t na to, \u017ee m\u011b maminka \u010dasto kladla na srdce \u201eZda se n\u011bkde nesv\u00edt\u00ed zbyte\u010dn\u011b\u201c. Ka\u017edop\u00e1dn\u011b Hnut\u00ed \u00dasvit &#8211; N\u00e1rodn\u00ed koalice p\u0159edlo\u017eilo ve sn\u011bmovn\u011b n\u00e1vrh, kter\u00fd zakazuje pou\u017e\u00edvat p\u0159i por\u00e1\u017ece zv\u00ed\u0159at metody stanoven\u00e9 n\u00e1bo\u017eensk\u00fdmi ob\u0159ady. T\u00fdk\u00e1 se to p\u0159edev\u0161\u00edm muslimsk\u00e9ho zp\u016fsobu hal\u00e1l, v p\u0159ekladu \u201epovolen\u00fd\u201c. P\u0159i tomto zp\u016fsobu zab\u00edjen\u00ed \u0159ezn\u00edk zv\u00ed\u0159e pod\u0159\u00edzne a nech\u00e1 pomalu vykrv\u00e1cet. \u017did\u00e9 to d\u011blaj\u00ed stejn\u011b, akor\u00e1t tomu \u0159\u00edkaj\u00ed \u201eko\u0161er\u201c. Poslanci \u00dasvitu, pobou\u0159eni barbarstv\u00edm muslim\u016f, sepsali n\u00e1vrh z\u00e1kona. Poj\u00eddali u toho \u0161unkov\u00e9 chleb\u00ed\u010dky z Okamurov\u00fdch pras\u00e1tek, kter\u00e9 p\u0159i\u0161ly o \u017eivot hum\u00e1nn\u011b po \u010desku. To znamen\u00e1 na jatk\u00e1ch, kde nejprve zv\u00ed\u0159e umrtv\u00ed elektrick\u00fdmi kle\u0161t\u011bmi, pot\u00e9 je pov\u011bs\u00ed hlavou dol\u016f na h\u00e1k, kde mu pod\u0159e\u017eou krk. Mnohdy nedostate\u010dn\u011b omr\u00e1\u010den\u00e9 a kvi\u010d\u00edc\u00ed pa\u0161\u00edky pozoruj\u00ed jejich kolegov\u00e9 stoj\u00edc\u00ed v dlouh\u00e9 front\u011b\u2026.<\/p>\n<p>Slzy mi vstoupily do o\u010d\u00ed p\u0159i pomy\u0161len\u00ed, kolik rozumu, odvahy a proz\u00edravosti musej\u00ed m\u00edt poslanci \u00dasvitu, kdy\u017e tak state\u010dn\u011b a d\u016fmysln\u011b h\u00e1j\u00ed na\u0161i milovanou vlast p\u0159ed hroz\u00edc\u00ed katastrofou. Odm\u00edtneme j\u00edst kebab a legislativn\u011b zak\u00e1\u017eeme hal\u00e1l por\u00e1\u017eku. Hned se c\u00edt\u00edm bezpe\u010dn\u011bji. Pen\u011bzovod do Isl\u00e1msk\u00e9ho st\u00e1tu bude zastaven. Bez p\u0159\u00edjm\u016f z prodeje kebab\u016f se brzy zhrout\u00ed\u2026<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>\t\t\t\t<![CDATA[]]>\t\t <a class=\"more-link\" href=\"https:\/\/www.jablecno.cz\/index.php\/2016\/03\/10\/kebab\/\">\u010c\u00edst v\u00edce&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1694","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-nezarazene"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.jablecno.cz\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1694","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.jablecno.cz\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.jablecno.cz\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.jablecno.cz\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.jablecno.cz\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1694"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.jablecno.cz\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1694\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.jablecno.cz\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1694"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.jablecno.cz\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1694"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.jablecno.cz\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1694"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}