{"id":199,"date":"2015-02-21T12:12:49","date_gmt":"2015-02-21T11:12:49","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/petrsagitarius.snkjablunkov.cz\/?p=199"},"modified":"2015-02-21T12:12:49","modified_gmt":"2015-02-21T11:12:49","slug":"koblizkova-idylka","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.jablecno.cz\/index.php\/2015\/02\/21\/koblizkova-idylka\/","title":{"rendered":"Kobl\u00ed\u017ekov\u00e1 idylka"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Existuje jedno hezk\u00e9 polsk\u00e9 p\u0159irovn\u00e1n\u00ed, kter\u00e9 zdom\u00e1cn\u011blo i v\u00a0na\u0161\u00ed r\u00e1zovit\u00e9 Gorolii. \u201e\u0179yje jak <a href=\"http:\/\/www.wsjp.pl\/index.php?id_hasla=26273\">p\u0105czek w ma\u015ble<\/a>\u201c. Doslovn\u011b p\u0159elo\u017eeno, \u201e\u017eije si jak kobliha v\u00a0m\u00e1sle\u201c. Polsk\u00fd v\u00fdkladov\u00fd slovn\u00edk \u0159\u00edk\u00e1, \u017ee doty\u010dn\u00fd je \u201ew doskona\u0142ej kondycji fizycznej, psychicznej lub materialnej\u201c. Rozum\u011bj \u201ev\u00a0dokonal\u00e9 fyzick\u00e9, psychick\u00e9 i materi\u00e1ln\u00ed kondici\u201c. Jednodu\u0161e \u2013 m\u00e1 se velmi dob\u0159e. Sice nech\u00e1pu, co m\u016f\u017ee b\u00fdt p\u0159\u00edjemn\u00e9ho na tom b\u00fdt do p\u016fli t\u011bla pono\u0159en ve va\u0159\u00edc\u00edm tuku, osobn\u011b je mi bli\u017e\u0161\u00ed \u010desk\u00fd ekvivalent, tj. \u201e\u017eije si jak P\u00e1nu Bohu za pec\u00ed\u201c, ale proti tradic\u00edm \u017e\u00e1dn\u00fd di\u0161put\u00e1t. Ka\u017ed\u00fd n\u00e1rod m\u00e1 jin\u00fd p\u0159\u00edm\u011br pro pocit bla\u017eenosti a dostatku. Podle americk\u00e9ho institutu Cato, kter\u00fd zkoum\u00e1 \u201eindex miz\u00e9rie\u201c, jsme aktu\u00e1ln\u011b z\u00a087 zem\u00ed jednadvac\u00e1t\u00ed. V\u00a0EU jsme dokonce p\u00e1t\u00ed! V\u00a0\u017eeb\u0159\u00ed\u010dku znamen\u00e1 prvn\u00ed m\u00edsto t\u00e9m\u011b\u0159 r\u00e1j a sedmaosmdes\u00e1t\u00e9 dno b\u00eddy. M\u00e1me se jak koblihy v\u00a0m\u00e1sle\u2026<\/p>\n<p>Auto\u0159i indexu porovn\u00e1vaj\u00ed \u010dty\u0159i z\u00e1kladn\u00ed ekonomick\u00e9 ukazatele: m\u00edru inflace, m\u00edru nezam\u011bstnanosti, r\u016fst ekonomiky a v\u00fd\u0161i \u00farokov\u00fdch sazeb. Obecn\u011b plat\u00ed, \u017ee \u010d\u00edm vy\u0161\u0161\u00ed hodnota, t\u00edm v\u011bt\u0161\u00ed \u00fatrapy pro obyvatele. Nejni\u017e\u0161\u00ed miz\u00e9rie je v\u00a0sultan\u00e1tu Brunej a ve \u0160v\u00fdcarsku, na opa\u010dn\u00e9 stran\u011b je pak suver\u00e9nn\u011b Venezuela. Tam\u011bj\u0161\u00ed b\u00fdval\u00fd soudruh prezident Ch\u00e1vez p\u0159ivedl zemi p\u0159\u00edmo do nejhlub\u0161\u00edho rekta. Je p\u0159\u00edzna\u010dn\u00e9, \u017ee bramborovou medaili b\u00eddy bere, respektive 84. m\u00edsto obsadila Ukrajina. To m\u011b up\u0159\u00edmn\u011b d\u011bs\u00ed. V\u00a0zem\u00edch EU jsou na tom nejl\u00edp N\u011bmci a nejh\u016f\u0159 \u0160pan\u011bl\u00e9. Co\u017e turista nepozn\u00e1, kdy\u017e kr\u00e1\u010d\u00ed o p\u016flnoci \u017eivotem a z\u00e1bavou kyp\u00edc\u00ed Barcelonou. To by si musel odsko\u010dit na \u00fa\u0159ad pr\u00e1ce. Kdysi vozily \u0161pan\u011blsk\u00e9 gal\u00e9ry tuny zlata a st\u0159\u00edbra z\u00a0drancovan\u00e9ho nov\u00e9ho sv\u011bta, te\u010f je ka\u017ed\u00fd p\u00e1t\u00fd potomek konqvistador\u016f bez pr\u00e1ce. To brat\u0159i Ukrajinci si mezit\u00edm hrd\u011b vybojovali kulov\u00e9 s\u00a0p\u0159ehazova\u010dkou. Maxim\u00e1ln\u011b tak b\u00eddu. My si v\u00a0\u010cesku \u017eijeme jak P\u00e1nu Bohu za pec\u00ed\u2026<\/p>\n<p>Na\u0161imi n\u00e1rodn\u00edmi vlastnostmi jsou skuhr\u00e1n\u00ed a viditelnost pouze na \u0161pi\u010dku vlastn\u00edho nosu. Brbl\u00e1me nad stavem vozovek, nad v\u00fd\u0161\u00ed bankovn\u00edch poplatk\u016f, nad rostouc\u00ed cenou hypot\u00e9k, nad drah\u00fdmi l\u00e9ky, nad zdra\u017een\u00edm m\u00e1sla, nad kvalitou program\u016f na televizn\u00edch kan\u00e1lech. O tis\u00edc kilometr\u016f d\u00e1l na v\u00fdchod u\u017e v\u00a0n\u011bkter\u00fdch oblastech silnice, banky ani bar\u00e1ky nejsou a za j\u00eddlo se d\u00e1vaj\u00ed televizory. Aspo\u0148 ta kvalita program\u016f je netr\u00e1p\u00ed. Absenci l\u00e9k\u016f pak \u0159e\u0161\u00ed samohonkou. Nemluv\u011b o tom, \u017ee tam chyb\u00ed, podobn\u011b jako jin\u00fdch zb\u00edda\u010del\u00fdch regionech sv\u011bta, t\u0159i nejv\u011bt\u0161\u00ed vyn\u00e1lezy v\u00a0d\u011bjin\u00e1ch lidstva. Anestetika, sprcha s\u00a0teplou vodou a splachovac\u00ed hajzl\u00edk\u2026<\/p>\n<p>Kdy\u017e k\u00a0n\u00e1m do T\u0159ince v\u00a0roce 1982 zav\u00edtala teta z\u00a0New Yorku, zastihla n\u00e1s ve \u010dty\u0159pokojov\u00e9m byt\u011b, s\u00a0polsk\u00fdm fiatem 125P a s\u00a0chatou pod Javorov\u00fdm vrchem. Pravda, na maso se st\u00e1lo p\u016fl dne ve front\u011b, d\u00e1msk\u00e9 vlo\u017eky m\u011bly cenu azt\u00e9ck\u00e9ho zlata a d\u017e\u00edny, kter\u00e9 byly mimo Tuzex k\u00a0dost\u00e1n\u00ed, m\u011bly zna\u010dku Prekon, ale, popravd\u011b, nebylo tak zle. N\u00e1\u0161 zaprd\u011bn\u00fd re\u00e1ln\u00fd socialismus byl furt lep\u0161\u00ed ne\u017e subsaharsk\u00e1 Afrika. Teti\u010dka Stella sice p\u0159ijela z\u00a0bohat\u00e9 americk\u00e9 ciziny, ale bydlela skromn\u011b v\u00a0jednopokoj\u00e1ku v\u00a0Brooklynu, za kter\u00fd platila majlant, ve sv\u00fdch 69 letech pracovala jako zb\u011bsil\u00e1 v\u010dela a t\u0159\u00e1sla se hr\u016fzou, aby neonemocn\u011bla. Nicm\u00e9n\u011b na rozd\u00edl od n\u00e1s v\u0161ak byla trvale usm\u011bvav\u00e1 a v\u0161echno bylo \u201ebeautiful\u201c. Chodila upraven\u00e1, navon\u011bn\u00e1, v\u00a0pestr\u00e9m kost\u00fdmku a v\u00a0\u0161er\u00e9m ocelov\u00e9m m\u011bst\u011b mezi dederonem a pachy zna\u010dky \u201enatural\u201c vyhl\u00ed\u017eela jako mimozem\u0161\u0165an. Jej\u00ed sestra, moje babi\u010dka, m\u011bla trval\u00fd v\u00fdraz trag\u00e9da a \u201egymbe do podkuwki\u201c. Kdy\u017e jsme se fotili pro dal\u0161\u00ed p\u0159\u00edbuzn\u00e9 v\u00a0USA, vypadali jsme na \u010dernob\u00edl\u00e9 fotografii jak poz\u016fstal\u00e1 rodinka z\u00a0filmu \u201eSpalova\u010d mrtvol\u201c. Od t\u00e9 doby uplynulo v\u00a0Olze hodn\u011b vody. Dnes nesn\u00e1\u0161\u00edm skuhr\u00e1n\u00ed\u2026<\/p>\n<p>Prost\u011b se m\u00e1me skv\u011ble, jak <a href=\"http:\/\/www.wsjp.pl\/index.php?id_hasla=26273\">p\u0105czek w ma\u015ble<\/a>. A pokud n\u00e1m jak\u017e tak\u017e slou\u017e\u00ed zdrav\u00ed, m\u00e1me pr\u00e1ci, j\u00eddlo a teplou vodu, m\u011bli bychom se sm\u00e1t od ucha k\u00a0uchu a d\u011bkovat Proz\u0159etelnosti, \u017ee \u017eijeme po\u0159\u00e1d za bo\u017e\u00ed pec\u00ed. Kobl\u00ed\u017ekov\u00e1 idylka ov\u0161em nemus\u00ed trvat v\u011b\u010dn\u011b. Vy\u010d\u016fran\u00fd kobl\u00ed\u017eek, na m\u00e1sle sna\u017een\u00fd, na ok\u00e9nku chlazen\u00fd, sice utekl babi\u010dce a d\u011bde\u010dkovi, obalamutil zaj\u00edce, vlka i medv\u011bda, ale nakonec ho mazan\u00e1 li\u0161ka stejn\u011b se\u017erala\u2026<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>\t\t\t\t<![CDATA[]]>\t\t <a class=\"more-link\" href=\"https:\/\/www.jablecno.cz\/index.php\/2015\/02\/21\/koblizkova-idylka\/\">\u010c\u00edst v\u00edce&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-199","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-nezarazene"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.jablecno.cz\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/199","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.jablecno.cz\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.jablecno.cz\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.jablecno.cz\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.jablecno.cz\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=199"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.jablecno.cz\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/199\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.jablecno.cz\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=199"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.jablecno.cz\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=199"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.jablecno.cz\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=199"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}