\u201eJeden im\u00e1m p\u0159i\u0161el na p\u00e1te\u010dn\u00ed modlitbu, obr\u00e1til se k lidem a prohl\u00e1sil: „M\u00e1m pro v\u00e1s dobrou a \u0161patnou zpr\u00e1vu. Dobr\u00e1 zpr\u00e1va je, \u017ee m\u00e1me dost pen\u011bz, abychom zaplatili stavbu nov\u00e9 budovy. A ta \u0161patn\u00e1 je, \u017ee jsou st\u00e1le ve va\u0161ich kaps\u00e1ch.\u201c
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Strany vl\u00e1dn\u00ed koalice se ve st\u0159edu posekaly samy mezi sebou p\u0159i schvalov\u00e1n\u00ed protiku\u0159\u00e1ck\u00e9ho z\u00e1kona jak radik\u00e1ln\u00ed a um\u00edrn\u011bn\u00ed husit\u00e9 u Lipan, ani\u017e by musela opozice jakkoli zas\u00e1hnout. Poslanci Benda s Kalouskem post\u00e1vaj\u00edc\u00ed p\u0159ed budovou Poslaneck\u00e9 sn\u011bmovny \u010cR je\u0161t\u011b nedokou\u0159ili oslavnou cigaretu, kdy\u017e se k nim p\u0159idal prodejce kebabu z nedalek\u00e9ho bistra Mustafa Ibrahim zvan\u00fd Freddie. Tak\u00e9 on se spokojen\u011b usm\u00edv\u00e1 a zapaluje si kamelku. Ani\u017e by musel v \u017eelez\u00e1\u0159stv\u00ed U Rotta kupovat pro sebe n\u016f\u017e a oran\u017eov\u00e9 mont\u00e9rky pro docenta Konvi\u010dku, Blok proti Isl\u00e1mu se pod\u0159\u00edznul s\u00e1m. All\u00e1hu Akbar\u2026<\/p>\n
Dne\u0161n\u00ed celost\u00e1tn\u00ed sn\u011bm BPI v Praze rozpustil s\u00e1m sebe. Deleg\u00e1ti obvinili veden\u00ed z bol\u0161evick\u00fdch praktik a ode\u0161li pokojn\u011b \u0161ikanovat Romy do sv\u00fdch kraj\u016f jako za star\u00fdch dobr\u00fdch p\u0159edmigra\u010dn\u00edch \u010das\u016f. Navrch bude muset samozvan\u00fd p\u0159edseda Martin Konvi\u010dka vyloupit me\u0161itu na Praze 9, nebo\u0165 mu strana \u00dasvit \u2013 n\u00e1rodn\u00ed koalice vyhl\u00e1sila d\u017eih\u00e1d a do\u017eaduje se t\u00e9m\u011b\u0159 deseti milion\u016f korun. Blok proti Isl\u00e1mu dal ned\u00e1vno stran\u011b kopa\u010dky, \u010d\u00edm\u017e poru\u0161il uzav\u0159enou smlouvu o spolupr\u00e1ci, v n\u00ed\u017e je vypov\u011bzen\u00ed ji\u0161t\u011bno sankc\u00ed. Komick\u00e9 duo registrovan\u00fdch partner\u016f p\u016fvodn\u011b kr\u00e1\u010delo vst\u0159\u00edc krajsk\u00fdm volb\u00e1m. Pokud Konvi\u010dka pen\u00edze \u00dasvitu do 30 dn\u016f neuhrad\u00ed, dojdou spole\u010dn\u011b akor\u00e1t tak do soudn\u00ed s\u00edn\u011b\u2026<\/p>\n
Co nesvedli policist\u00e9, kav\u00e1ren\u0161t\u00ed aktivist\u00e9, islamist\u00e9 nebo havlov\u0161t\u00ed dalajl\u00e1mist\u00e9, spolehliv\u011b zvl\u00e1dla osv\u011bd\u010den\u00e1 trojkoalice \u2013 Chamtivost, Blbost a Prachy. Docent Konvi\u010dka je\u0161t\u011b na sn\u011bmu zalo\u017eil zbrusu nov\u00fd \u201eprotiislamistick\u00fd spolek\u201c s n\u00e1zvem Iniciativa Martina Konvi\u010dky. Zda zbyl v jednac\u00edm s\u00e1le s\u00e1m \u010di nikoliv, se u\u017e na webu nep\u00ed\u0161e. Koment\u00e1to\u0159i v\u0161ak nazna\u010duj\u00ed, \u017ee IMK podep\u00ed\u0161e novou smlouvu o spolupr\u00e1ci, tentokr\u00e1t se Spolkem p\u0159\u00e1tel docenta Chocholou\u0161ka\u2026<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"