{"id":2160,"date":"2016-05-31T09:43:42","date_gmt":"2016-05-31T08:43:42","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/petrsagitarius.snkjablunkov.cz\/?p=2160"},"modified":"2016-05-31T09:43:42","modified_gmt":"2016-05-31T08:43:42","slug":"kdo-to-byl","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.jablecno.cz\/index.php\/2016\/05\/31\/kdo-to-byl\/","title":{"rendered":"Kdo to byl?"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>\u201eTen hamburger je tak bo\u017e\u00ed, \u017ee si asi nech\u00e1m za\u0161\u00edt zadek\u201c.<br \/>\nBarney Stinson<\/p>\n<p>Nevezme\u0161 jm\u00e9no Bo\u017e\u00ed nadarmo, tak zn\u00ed druh\u00e9 p\u0159ik\u00e1z\u00e1n\u00ed Desatera. V hodin\u00e1ch d\u011bjepisu to ov\u0161em neplat\u00ed, nav\u00edc se tak ned\u011bje jen tak pro nic, za nic, ale z d\u016fvodu roz\u0161\u00ed\u0159en\u00ed znalost\u00ed jablunkovsk\u00fdch d\u011bti\u010dek, p\u0159edev\u0161\u00edm t\u011bch, kter\u00e9 ned\u00e1valy v hodin\u00e1ch n\u00e1bo\u017eenstv\u00ed nebo v kostele pozor. Z\u00e1rove\u0148 nen\u00ed na \u0161kodu m\u00edt pov\u011bdom\u00ed o importovan\u00e9m konkuren\u010dn\u00edm Bohu, k n\u011bmu\u017e se modl\u00ed v\u011bt\u0161ina migrant\u016f z Bl\u00edzk\u00e9ho v\u00fdchodu. Jeden nikdy nev\u00ed\u2026<\/p>\n<p>Moje \u017eena co by u\u010ditelka d\u011bjepravy si prov\u011b\u0159ila po hodin\u00e1ch v\u00fduky o dvou st\u011b\u017eejn\u00edch postav\u00e1ch historie lidstva test\u00edkem znalosti sv\u00fdch sedm\u00e1k\u016f. Nutno podotknout, \u017ee v\u011bt\u0161ina odpov\u011bd\u00ed byla spr\u00e1vn\u00e1. Jako v\u017edy se v\u0161ak mezi nimi na\u0161ly perly, kter\u00e9 stoj\u00ed za zaznamen\u00e1n\u00ed. Ot\u00e1zky zn\u011bly prost\u011b\u2026<\/p>\n<p>Kdo to byl Je\u017e\u00ed\u0161 Kristus? Charakterizuj ho:<br \/>\nByl poh\u0159ben na k\u0159\u00ed\u017ei<br \/>\nM\u00edsto vody pil ocet jako mu\u010den\u00ed<br \/>\nV ruk\u00e1ch a v noh\u00e1ch m\u011bl h\u0159eb\u00edky<br \/>\nNesl sv\u016fj k\u0159\u00ed\u017e a m\u011bl na hlav\u011b ostr\u00fd a bodaj\u00edc\u00ed dr\u00e1t<br \/>\nByl velmi moudr\u00fd<\/p>\n<p>Kdo to byl Mohammed? Charakterizuj ho:<br \/>\nIsl\u00e1msk\u00fd B\u016fh<br \/>\nKdy\u017e n\u011bkdo zem\u0159el ve v\u00e1lce, hned \u0161el k Mohammedovi<br \/>\nByl to nejslavn\u011bj\u0161\u00ed kartograf, kter\u00fd \u017eil ve 12. stolet\u00ed<br \/>\nByl to prorok islamist\u016f<br \/>\nMohamed byl isl\u00e1msk\u00fd pape\u017e, vymyslel star\u00fd z\u00e1kon a \u017eil v \u0158\u00edm\u011b<br \/>\nB\u016fh Slovan\u016f<\/p>\n<p>Nezap\u00edr\u00e1m, \u017ee u posledn\u00ed odpov\u011bdi jsem se nezasm\u00e1l. Douf\u00e1m, \u017ee se tako v\u011bta \u010dasem nenapln\u00ed\u2026<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>\t\t\t\t<![CDATA[]]>\t\t <a class=\"more-link\" href=\"https:\/\/www.jablecno.cz\/index.php\/2016\/05\/31\/kdo-to-byl\/\">\u010c\u00edst v\u00edce&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-2160","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-nezarazene"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.jablecno.cz\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2160","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.jablecno.cz\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.jablecno.cz\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.jablecno.cz\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.jablecno.cz\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2160"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.jablecno.cz\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2160\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.jablecno.cz\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2160"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.jablecno.cz\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2160"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.jablecno.cz\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2160"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}