{"id":2291,"date":"2016-07-10T10:42:08","date_gmt":"2016-07-10T09:42:08","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/petrsagitarius.snkjablunkov.cz\/?p=2291"},"modified":"2016-07-10T10:42:08","modified_gmt":"2016-07-10T09:42:08","slug":"ohnostroj","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.jablecno.cz\/index.php\/2016\/07\/10\/ohnostroj\/","title":{"rendered":"Oh\u0148ostroj"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Dnes ve\u010der se odehraje fin\u00e1lov\u00e1 bitva o titul mistra Evropy na fotbalov\u00e9m EURO 2016. Francouzi si to rozdaj\u00ed s Portugalci. Popravd\u011b, nijak m\u011b to nevzru\u0161uje. Je mi jedno, kdo vyhraje. Hou\u017eevnat\u00ed Keltov\u00e9 s Walesu a zarputil\u00ed Vikingov\u00e9 z Islandu, kte\u0159\u00ed na rozd\u00edl od \u010desk\u00fdch m\u00e1toh bojovali do posledn\u00edho dechu a kte\u0159\u00ed si z\u00edskali obdiv a uzn\u00e1n\u00ed, u\u017e vstoupili do fotbalov\u00fdch d\u011bjin a slav\u00ed doma. M\u00ed obl\u00edben\u00ed Italov\u00e9, kter\u00fdm fand\u00edm odjak\u017eiva, podlehli N\u011bmc\u016fm. Protentokr\u00e1t. \u00c1 propos, It\u00e1lie. Fin\u00e1lov\u00fd z\u00e1pas \u0160pan\u011blsko \u2013 It\u00e1lie na EURO 2012 jsem za\u017eil mezi fanou\u0161ky pod zeleno b\u00edlo \u010dervenou vlajkou. Emotivn\u011bj\u0161\u00ed vyvrcholen\u00ed dovolen\u00e9 na Ischii jsem si nemohl p\u0159\u00e1t. Alespo\u0148 tomu situace napov\u00eddala\u2026<\/p>\n<p>Ne \u017ee by emoc\u00ed bylo na ostrov\u011b m\u00e1lo. Slunce, azurov\u00e9 mo\u0159e a j\u00eddlo. Man\u017eelka, maminka a kucha\u0159 z ryb\u00e1rny v Jabku mi snad prominou, kdy\u017e \u0159eknu, \u017ee mi dosud nikde a nic tak nechutnalo, jako pr\u00e1v\u011b tam. Dokonce jsem sn\u011bdl v\u00edc zeleniny ne\u017e masa, co\u017e bylo pro m\u016fj za\u017e\u00edvac\u00ed trakt velk\u00fdm p\u0159ekvapen\u00edm. Dal\u0161\u00ed \u00fader m\u00fdm stereotyp\u016fm zp\u016fsobil pohled na m\u00edstn\u00ed chlapy. Respektive jejich obl\u00e9k\u00e1n\u00ed. Pochopil jsem, \u017ee m\u00f3da tri\u010dek zastr\u010den\u00fdch do kalhot a ko\u0161il\u00ed s kr\u00e1tk\u00fdm ruk\u00e1vem fr\u010dela naposledy v dob\u011b premi\u00e9ry komedie \u201eDovolen\u00e1 s And\u011blem\u201c. Vrcholem m\u00e9ho sv\u011bt\u00e1ctv\u00ed bylo, kdy\u017e jsem si v tomto ohozu objednal v ristorante caf\u00e9 americano. \u010c\u00ed\u0161n\u00edk m\u011b pohledem za\u0159adil mezi turisty z Podkarpatsk\u00e9 Rusi, v \u010dem\u017e ho utvrdila moje angli\u010dtina\u2026<\/p>\n<p>Nic v\u0161ak nep\u0159ekon\u00e1 z\u00e1\u017eitek z cesty autobusem. Na Ischii n\u00e1s zl\u00e1kala kamar\u00e1dka ze Zl\u00edna, kter\u00e1 z\u00e1jezd l\u00e9ta organizuje. Bohu\u017eel n\u00e1m zapomn\u011bla sd\u011blit, \u017ee v\u011bkov\u00fd pr\u016fm\u011br jeho \u00fa\u010dastn\u00edk\u016f b\u00fdv\u00e1 tak \u0161edes\u00e1t let, a to v\u010detn\u011b \u0161of\u00e9rov\u00fdch d\u011bt\u00ed p\u0159ed\u0161koln\u00edho v\u011bku. Sedmdes\u00e1tilet\u00fd zmalovan\u00fd dibl\u00edk v havajsk\u00e9m outfitu sed\u00edc\u00ed za mnou cestoval se sv\u00fdm nov\u00fdm p\u0159\u00edtelem, kter\u00e9mu cht\u011bl patrn\u011b odvypr\u00e1v\u011bt cel\u00fd sv\u016fj \u017eivot. D\u00e1ma za\u010dala hovo\u0159it p\u0159ed Interhotelem Moskva a zmlkla v neapolsk\u00e9m p\u0159\u00edstavu. Kdy\u017e u\u017e jsem poznal celou jej\u00ed fam\u00edlii, jej\u00ed zdravotn\u00ed probl\u00e9my, starosti v d\u016fchodu, p\u0159i\u0161la s historkou o tom, jak kdysi zvl\u00e1dla menopauzu. \u201eBylo to snadn\u00e9. Jako bych p\u0159esko\u010dila horsk\u00fd pot\u016f\u010dek\u201c. Kolem druh\u00e9 hodiny no\u010dn\u00ed jsem m\u011bl chu\u0165 fyzicky ji napadnout, minim\u00e1ln\u011b ji nacpat do \u00fast pono\u017eku. Na jej\u00edho p\u0159\u00edtele jsem nevid\u011bl, ale po\u010d\u00edt\u00e1m, \u017ee vypnul naslouchadlo nebo omdlel, p\u0159\u00edpadn\u011b oboj\u00ed\u2026<\/p>\n<p>Fin\u00e1lov\u00fd z\u00e1pas kolidoval s ve\u010de\u0159\u00ed. Ta obvykle sest\u00e1vala ze \u010dty\u0159 chod\u016f, kter\u00e9 \u010d\u00ed\u0161n\u00edci pod\u00e1vali tempem lenochod\u016f z dopravn\u00edho magistr\u00e1tu ve filmu \u201eZootropilis\u201c. V inkriminovan\u00fd ve\u010der se v\u0161ak probudili a zvl\u00e1dli ji \u201epresto\u201c. Atmosf\u00e9ra u televize v baru byla pln\u00e1 m\u00edstn\u00edch i host\u016f a hlavn\u011b o\u010dek\u00e1v\u00e1n\u00ed. Z Ital\u016f kolem se r\u00e1zem stali Tali\u00e1ni. Emotivn\u00ed fand\u011bn\u00ed umlklo za stavu 3:0 pro \u0160pan\u011bly, s\u00e1m jsem zklaman\u011b ode\u0161el na terasu si zakou\u0159it. Kone\u010dn\u00fd stav 0:4 se rovnal n\u00e1rodn\u00ed trag\u00e9dii. P\u0159\u00ed\u0161t\u00ed den v poledne n\u00e1s p\u0159ekvapilo podivn\u00e9 h\u0159m\u011bn\u00ed. Kdy\u017e jsme vylou\u010dili lok\u00e1ln\u00ed bou\u0159i, do\u0161lo n\u00e1m, \u017ee se obyvatel\u00e9 ostrova zbavuj\u00ed petard a rachejtl\u00ed, kter\u00e9 m\u011bli nachyst\u00e1ny na oslavu v\u00edt\u011bzstv\u00ed\u2026<\/p>\n<p>Prossimo, mia cara&#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>\t\t\t\t<![CDATA[]]>\t\t <a class=\"more-link\" href=\"https:\/\/www.jablecno.cz\/index.php\/2016\/07\/10\/ohnostroj\/\">\u010c\u00edst v\u00edce&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-2291","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-nezarazene"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.jablecno.cz\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2291","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.jablecno.cz\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.jablecno.cz\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.jablecno.cz\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.jablecno.cz\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2291"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.jablecno.cz\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2291\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.jablecno.cz\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2291"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.jablecno.cz\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2291"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.jablecno.cz\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2291"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}