{"id":252,"date":"2015-03-11T16:47:27","date_gmt":"2015-03-11T15:47:27","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/petrsagitarius.snkjablunkov.cz\/?p=252"},"modified":"2015-03-11T16:47:27","modified_gmt":"2015-03-11T15:47:27","slug":"hele-hele","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.jablecno.cz\/index.php\/2015\/03\/11\/hele-hele\/","title":{"rendered":"Hele, hele&#8230;"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>M\u00edr zat\u00edm z\u016fst\u00e1v\u00e1 pouze jako p\u0159\u00e1n\u00ed jen v\u00a0hlav\u00e1ch blon\u010fat\u00fdch Misek, jinak je hitem po\u010d\u00e1tku tis\u00edcilet\u00ed v\u00e1lka. Na Bl\u00edzk\u00e9m v\u00fdchod\u011b se pod rou\u0161kou boje za svobodu a n\u00e1bo\u017eenstv\u00ed v\u00e1l\u010d\u00ed o prachy a ropu. Na v\u00fdchodn\u00ed Ukrajin\u011b prol\u00e9vaj\u00ed krev kupodivu pod toto\u017enou z\u00e1minkou ze stejn\u00e9ho d\u016fvodu. Jako p\u0159es kop\u00edr\u00e1k to vzali v\u00a0Libyi, v\u00a0Nig\u00e9rii. To v \u00a0Mexiku a v\u00a0Kolumbii alespo\u0148 neskr\u00fdvaj\u00ed, \u017ee se morduj\u00ed kv\u016fli drog\u00e1m. Izraelci a Palestinci po sob\u011b p\u00e1l\u00ed rakety u\u017e tak dlouho, \u017ee zapomn\u011bli pro\u010d. Z\u00a0tohoto pohledu je skv\u011bl\u00e9, \u017ee v\u00a0\u010cesk\u00e9 republice v\u00a0sou\u010dasn\u00e9 dob\u011b zu\u0159\u00ed zrovna bitva o Krte\u010dka\u2026<\/p>\n<p>Otec nejslavn\u011bj\u0161\u00edho kreslen\u00e9ho \u010cecha v\u00fdtvarn\u00edk Zden\u011bk Miler ur\u010dil jako spr\u00e1vkyni d\u011bdick\u00fdch pr\u00e1v svou advok\u00e1tku, se kterou l\u00e9ta spolupracoval. T\u011bsn\u011b p\u0159ed odchodem do poh\u00e1dkov\u00e9ho nebe podepsal devades\u00e1tilet\u00fd um\u011blec tak\u00e9 licen\u010dn\u00ed smlouvu se svou vnu\u010dkou. Uboh\u00fd krtek se tak dost\u00e1l do sp\u00e1r\u016f dvou firem, kter\u00e9 se u\u017e n\u011bkolik let soud\u00ed o pr\u00e1vo parazitovat na jeho sl\u00e1v\u011b. Mezit\u00edm Krte\u010dek n\u00e1sledoval Remka a pod\u00edval se jako druh\u00fd na\u0161inec do vesm\u00edru. Loni tvore\u010dka zneu\u017eil prezident Zeman, kdy\u017e jej cpal do kamer\u00a0\u010d\u00ednsk\u00e9 televize. Toto gesto je\u0161t\u011b doprovodil sv\u00fdm \u00fasm\u011bvem, \u010d\u00edm\u017e vyd\u011bsil p\u016fl miliardy mal\u00fdch \u010c\u00ed\u0148\u00e1nk\u016f. \u201eHele, hele, zhi\u201c. Po d\u00edlu Krtek a Zeman n\u00e1sledovala zat\u00edm posledn\u00ed epizoda Krtek a lehk\u00e1 atletika. Jako maskot ned\u00e1vn\u00e9ho halov\u00e9ho mistrovstv\u00ed Evropy m\u011bl za \u00fakol rozvern\u011b poskakovat po O2 Ar\u00e9n\u011b a d\u00e1vat tlapami nic netu\u0161\u00edc\u00edm v\u00edt\u011bz\u016fm jednotliv\u00fdch discipl\u00edn p\u0159ed kamerou dvojit\u00e9ho nelsona. P\u0159itom se zapom\u00edn\u00e1, \u017ee jedin\u00fd pr\u00e1voplatn\u00fd n\u00e1rok na Krte\u010dka m\u00e1 jeho man\u017eelka My\u0161ka, se kterou sd\u00edl\u00ed \u00fatuln\u00fd krtinec na zahrad\u011b \u010cesk\u00e9 televize\u2026<\/p>\n<p>B\u00fdt poh\u00e1dkovou postavou nen\u00ed \u017e\u00e1dn\u00e1 poh\u00e1dka. P\u0159ed lety se zas v\u00e1l\u010dilo o pr\u00e1va na slavn\u00e9 d\u0159ev\u011bn\u00e9 duo Spejbl a Hurv\u00ednek, kter\u00e9 kdysi vyrobil \u010desk\u00fd Geppetto Skupa. Podobn\u00e9 osudy prov\u00e1zely i popul\u00e1rn\u00ed ve\u010dern\u00ed\u010dkovou dvojici p\u0159itroubl\u00fdch kutil\u016f Pata a Mata. Zde se rozh\u00e1dali \u201eotcov\u00e9\u201c postavi\u010dek. Jeden z\u00a0nich prodal P+M bez v\u011bdom\u00ed ostatn\u00edch dokonce do Ji\u017en\u00ed Koreje. Seri\u00e1l byl pak s\u00a0velk\u00fdm \u00fasp\u011bchem prom\u00edt\u00e1n jako \u010desk\u00e1 inspirace v\u00a0r\u00e1mci \u0161kolen\u00ed Syst\u00e9mu \u0159\u00edzen\u00ed jakosti ve firm\u011b Samsung. To dal\u0161\u00ed odborn\u00edk na pr\u00e1ci v\u0161eho druhu Ferda Mravenec kv\u016fli obstrukc\u00edm tehdej\u0161\u00ed televize v\u00a080. letech rad\u011bji emigroval. Spolu s\u00a0broukem Pytl\u00edkem a p\u0159\u00edtelkyn\u00ed Beru\u0161kou zmizeli do N\u011bmecka\u2026<\/p>\n<p>Podobnou kalv\u00e1rii ov\u0161em neza\u017e\u00edvaj\u00ed jen animovan\u00ed hrdinov\u00e9 z\u00a0\u010ceska. Polsk\u00e9 kreslen\u00e9 kamar\u00e1dy nejasn\u00e9 sexu\u00e1ln\u00ed orientace Bolka a Lolka prov\u00e1zej\u00ed podobn\u00e9 probl\u00e9my, kter\u00e9 se t\u00e1hnou u\u017e \u0159adu let. Tak\u00e9 dobromysln\u00fd medv\u00eddek P\u00fa nem\u00e1 \u017eivot s\u00a0medem\u2026<\/p>\n<p>I v\u00a0poh\u00e1dk\u00e1ch je ob\u010das spravedlnost slep\u00e1. Jako krtek\u2026<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>\t\t\t\t<![CDATA[]]>\t\t <a class=\"more-link\" href=\"https:\/\/www.jablecno.cz\/index.php\/2015\/03\/11\/hele-hele\/\">\u010c\u00edst v\u00edce&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-252","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-nezarazene"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.jablecno.cz\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/252","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.jablecno.cz\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.jablecno.cz\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.jablecno.cz\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.jablecno.cz\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=252"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.jablecno.cz\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/252\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.jablecno.cz\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=252"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.jablecno.cz\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=252"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.jablecno.cz\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=252"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}