{"id":26,"date":"2014-11-27T16:14:25","date_gmt":"2014-11-27T15:14:25","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/petrsagitarius.snkjablunkov.cz\/?p=26"},"modified":"2014-11-27T16:14:25","modified_gmt":"2014-11-27T15:14:25","slug":"svetle-zitrky","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.jablecno.cz\/index.php\/2014\/11\/27\/svetle-zitrky\/","title":{"rendered":"Sv\u011btl\u00e9 z\u00edt\u0159ky"},"content":{"rendered":"<div>B\u011bhem nel\u00edtostn\u00e9 v\u00e1lky neku\u0159\u00e1k\u016f proti ku\u0159\u00e1k\u016fm na front\u011b Parlamentu \u010cR p\u0159i\u0161el vtipn\u00fd glos\u00e1tor, prim\u00e1tor Teplic a p\u0159edev\u0161\u00edm ku\u0159\u00e1k sen\u00e1tor Kubera s origin\u00e1ln\u00ed obranou. Tla\u010den do \u00fazk\u00fdch pohrozil zalo\u017een\u00edm Strany ku\u0159\u00e1k\u016f. Sv\u011bl\u00fd n\u00e1pad! P\u0159edsedu by vykon\u00e1val t\u0159eba Ji\u0159\u00ed Barto\u0161ka, Kubera by se pak ujal funkce prvn\u00edho m\u00edstop\u0159edsedy, role prvn\u00ed d\u00e1my a dal\u0161\u00ed m\u00edstop\u0159edsedkyn\u011b Strany ku\u0159\u00e1k\u016f by se mohla zhostit Daniela Kol\u00e1\u0159ov\u00e1. Nov\u00e1 \u0161tika na politick\u00e9m kolbi\u0161ti by si vysta\u010dila s jednoduch\u00fdm programem &#8211; zachov\u00e1n\u00edm kou\u0159en\u00ed cigaret v restaura\u010dn\u00edch za\u0159\u00edzen\u00edch. M\u00edsto koblih by na m\u00edtinc\u00edch rozd\u00e1vala vesel\u00e9 barevn\u00e9 popeln\u00edky a benz\u00ednov\u00e9 zapalova\u010de, kter\u00e9 porou\u010dej\u00ed v\u011btru, de\u0161ti. Strana by set\u0159ela pravolev\u00e9 orientace, proto\u017ee ku\u0159\u00e1ky spojuje jak\u00e9si mystick\u00e9 spiklenectv\u00ed. Jako pl\u00e1tce spot\u0159ebn\u00ed dan\u011b by si za des\u00edtky milion\u016f odveden\u00fdch ka\u017edoro\u010dn\u011b do st\u00e1tn\u00ed kasy n\u00e1rokovala lep\u0161\u00ed zdravotnickou p\u00e9\u010di a pobyt v l\u00e1zn\u00edch zdarma. A co si budeme, d\u00e1my a p\u00e1nov\u00e9, pov\u00eddat &#8211; je n\u00e1s v\u00edc ne\u017e milion! Nav\u00edc disponujeme mlad\u00fdmi voli\u010di! V\u00edt\u011bzstv\u00ed m\u00e1me v kapse\u2026<\/div>\n<div>Na budouc\u00edho v\u00edt\u011bze evropsk\u00fdch, parlamentn\u00edch, krajsk\u00fdch i komun\u00e1ln\u00edch voleb v\u0161ak \u010d\u00edhaj\u00ed dv\u011b velk\u00e1 nebezpe\u010d\u00ed. Aktivn\u00edch stran\u00edk\u016f bude vlivem zdravotn\u00edch rizik ub\u00fdvat. Nav\u00edc se bude do Strany ku\u0159\u00e1k\u016f vehementn\u011b dr\u00e1t i prezident Zeman! By\u0165 m\u00edt ve stran\u011b i samotnou hlavu st\u00e1tu mo\u017en\u00e1 nen\u00ed zas tak \u0161patn\u00fd n\u00e1pad. Hospoda bude j\u00e1sat a intou\u0161i si n\u011bjak zvyknou\u2026<\/div>\n<div>Kdyby na podobn\u00e9m principu zalo\u017eily stranu \u00fa\u010dastnice sout\u011b\u017e\u00ed MISS, do roka by zanikly v\u0161echny v\u00e1le\u010dn\u00e9 konflikty, diktatury a n\u00e1bo\u017eensk\u00e9 t\u0159enice. Do p\u011bti let by zmizela chudoba, hladomory a negramotnost. Do deseti let by se zacelila ozonov\u00e1 d\u00edra, umoud\u0159ilo klima a vzpamatovaly de\u0161tn\u00e9 pralesy. V\u0161echny kr\u00e1sky p\u0159ece cht\u011bj\u00ed jedin\u00e9 &#8211; sv\u011btov\u00fd m\u00edr\u2026<\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>\t\t\t\t<![CDATA[]]>\t\t <a class=\"more-link\" href=\"https:\/\/www.jablecno.cz\/index.php\/2014\/11\/27\/svetle-zitrky\/\">\u010c\u00edst v\u00edce&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-26","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-nezarazene"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.jablecno.cz\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/26","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.jablecno.cz\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.jablecno.cz\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.jablecno.cz\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.jablecno.cz\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=26"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.jablecno.cz\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/26\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.jablecno.cz\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=26"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.jablecno.cz\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=26"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.jablecno.cz\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=26"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}