{"id":2701,"date":"2016-11-29T18:23:39","date_gmt":"2016-11-29T17:23:39","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/petrsagitarius.snkjablunkov.cz\/?p=2701"},"modified":"2016-11-29T18:23:39","modified_gmt":"2016-11-29T17:23:39","slug":"tonda-z-prahy-a-babicka-z-kladna","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.jablecno.cz\/index.php\/2016\/11\/29\/tonda-z-prahy-a-babicka-z-kladna\/","title":{"rendered":"Tonda z Prahy a babi\u010dka z Kladna&#8230;"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Miluji seri\u00e1l \u201eKancel\u00e1\u0159 Blan\u00edk\u201c.  Po\u010d\u00edn\u00e1n\u00ed lobbisty Tondy Blan\u00edka, kter\u00fd vymyslel kup\u00f3novou privatizaci, stavbu tunelu Blanka i Opencard, vych\u00e1z\u00ed z re\u00e1ln\u00fdch situac\u00ed v \u010desk\u00e9 politice a je tak v\u011brohodn\u00e9, \u017ee st\u00edr\u00e1 hranice mezi fikc\u00ed a realitou. Mezi Tondovy hl\u00e1\u0161ky pat\u0159\u00ed \u201eKudy te\u010de beton, tudy te\u010dou prachy\u201c, \u201e\u010c\u00edm v\u011bt\u0161\u00ed kol\u00e1\u010d, t\u00edm v\u011bt\u0161\u00ed drobky\u201c nebo \u201eJsem takovej J\u00e1no\u0161\u00edk. Bohat\u00fdm beru a na chud\u00fd seru\u201c. \u0160koda, \u017ee moment\u00e1ln\u011b seri\u00e1l pauz\u00edruje, podzimn\u00ed \u00faroda politick\u00fdch absurdit je velmi bohat\u00e1\u2026<\/p>\n<p>Vsad\u00edm boty, \u017ee kdy\u017e se na Tondu obr\u00e1til Andrej Babi\u0161 s prosbou, a\u0165 mu porad\u00ed zp\u016fsob, jak zkas\u00edrovat, p\u0159\u00edpadn\u011b zlikvidovat drobn\u00e9 \u017eivnostn\u00edky, m\u00edt pod kontrolou st\u0159edn\u00ed podnikatelskou vrstvu a um\u00e9st d\u00e1lnici k vy\u0161\u0161\u00edm zisk\u016fm v\u011bt\u0161\u00edm a je\u0161t\u011b v\u011bt\u0161\u00edm firm\u00e1m, vymyslel Blan\u00edk syst\u00e9m elektronick\u00e9 evidence tr\u017eeb. Tentokr\u00e1t pod heslem \u201echud\u00fdm beru a na bohat\u00e9 seru\u201c. Kdy\u017e pov\u011b\u0159il sv\u00e9ho v\u011brn\u00e9ho poskoka, a\u0165 mu najde n\u011bjakou prdel v Evrop\u011b, kde u\u017e EET maj\u00ed, a\u0165 se m\u016f\u017ee Andrej o n\u011bco op\u0159\u00edt, na\u0161el \u017d\u00ed\u017eala Chorvatsko\u2026<\/p>\n<p>Princip, \u017ee dan\u011b musej\u00ed platit v\u0161ichni, je samoz\u0159ejm\u011b spr\u00e1vn\u00fd. O tom \u017e\u00e1dn\u00e1. Akor\u00e1t u\u017e za koman\u010d\u016f vymyslel b\u00e1sn\u00edk \u017d\u00e1\u010dek trefn\u00fd aforismus, \u017ee \u201ev\u0161ichni jsme si rovni, ale n\u011bkte\u0159\u00ed jsou si rovn\u011bj\u0161\u00ed\u201c. Syst\u00e9m EET bude dohl\u00ed\u017eet na zlod\u011bje mezi drobn\u00fdmi a st\u0159edn\u00edmi podnikateli, ale t\u0159in\u00e1cti tis\u00edc\u016f offshorov\u00fdch firem s anonymn\u00edmi vlastn\u00edky, kter\u00e9 st\u00e1tu neodv\u00e1d\u011bj\u00ed des\u00edtky miliard korun na dan\u00edch, se nedotkne. T\u011b\u017eko si p\u0159edstavit, \u017ee si moje kade\u0159nice nebo chl\u00e1pek, co na B\u011bl\u00e9 spravuje boty, p\u0159enesou s\u00eddlo firmy na Kajmansk\u00e9 ostrovy. M\u00edsto aby st\u00e1t d\u011bkoval ka\u017ed\u00e9mu jednomu, kdo je schopen u\u017eivit se s\u00e1m, p\u0159i\u0161el s nevyzkou\u0161en\u00fdm \u201esyst\u00e9mem\u201c, u kter\u00e9ho p\u0159edev\u0161\u00edm vyvst\u00e1v\u00e1 ot\u00e1zka, zda vynalo\u017een\u00e9 \u00fasil\u00ed, pen\u00edze a likvidace tis\u00edce mal\u00fdch \u017eivnostn\u00edk\u016f, jsou p\u0159\u00edmo \u00fam\u011brn\u00e9 da\u0148ov\u00e9mu v\u00fdnosu do st\u00e1tn\u00ed kasy\u2026<\/p>\n<p>Poz\u00edt\u0159\u00ed mus\u00ed zav\u00e9st EET v\u0161ichni, kdo podnikaj\u00ed v ubytov\u00e1n\u00ed, stravov\u00e1n\u00ed a pohostinstv\u00ed. Od 1. 3. 2017 p\u0159ijdou na \u0159adu maloobchody a velkoobchody, a tak d\u00e1l. U\u017e dnes je jasn\u00e9, \u017ee z\u00e1kona o EET vypad\u00e1, jakoby jeho p\u0159edlohu sebral \u017d\u00ed\u017eala n\u011bkde ze stolu v z\u00e1h\u0159ebsk\u00e9 hospod\u011b. Babi\u0161 na n\u011bm \u201emakal\u201c od jara 2014, b\u011bhem dlouh\u00e9ho schvalov\u00e1n\u00ed prob\u00edhala v parlamentu bitva jak u Slavkova, p\u0159esto p\u00e1r dn\u00ed p\u0159ed jeho spu\u0161t\u011bn\u00edm p\u0159i\u0161el prost\u00fd miliard\u00e1\u0159 odvedle se zm\u011bnami. Dojemnou historku o 89 let\u00e9 babi\u010dce z Kladna, kter\u00e1 prod\u00e1v\u00e1 v gar\u00e1\u017ei ovoce a zeleninu, mohl vymyslet jen Tonda Blan\u00edk. Je\u0161t\u011b absurdn\u011bj\u0161\u00ed je fakt, \u017ee \u00fa\u010dtenka EET nebude sta\u010dit p\u0159i reklamaci koupen\u00e9ho zbo\u017e\u00ed, na co\u017e nyn\u00ed upozornila \u010cesk\u00e1 obchodn\u00ed inspekce. Prodejce tedy bude muset vystavit doklady dva. Nepolitick\u00fd politik z\u0159ejm\u011b ne\u0159\u00edd\u00ed ministerstvo financ\u00ed tak dob\u0159e jako svou firmu, kter\u00e1 vyhr\u00e1v\u00e1 st\u00e1tn\u00ed zak\u00e1zky a \u010derp\u00e1 dotace z Bruselu&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>B\u00fdt na m\u00edst\u011b premi\u00e9ra Sobotky, tak hlasuji p\u0159inejmen\u0161\u00edm pro odlo\u017een\u00ed \u00fa\u010dinnosti z\u00e1kona o EET a jeho dopracov\u00e1n\u00ed, nebo bych jej rovnou spolu s pravic\u00ed hodil do ko\u0161e. Babi\u0161 vytvo\u0159il precedens pro dal\u0161\u00ed v\u00fdmysly, s nimi\u017e te\u010f p\u0159ich\u00e1zej\u00ed lidovci. Z\u0159ejm\u011b do s\u00eddla KDU-\u010cSL dorazil autobus d\u016fchodc\u016f ze Zl\u00edna, kte\u0159\u00ed prod\u00e1vaj\u00ed dom\u00e1c\u00ed slivovici na farm\u00e1\u0159sk\u00fdch trz\u00edch. Nakonec z\u016fstane \u010cern\u00fd Petr v rukou \u010cSSD, kter\u00e1 samojedin\u00e1 z\u016fstane proti \u201ezm\u011bk\u010duj\u00edc\u00edm\u201c n\u00e1vrh\u016fm amat\u00e9ra Babi\u0161e a vy\u010d\u016fran\u00fdch lidovc\u016f. Sobotka p\u00e1ch\u00e1 sebevra\u017edu v p\u0159\u00edm\u00e9m p\u0159enose\u2026<\/p>\n<p>V N\u011bmecku st\u00e1vkuj\u00ed piloti Lufthansy, u n\u00e1s budou ve \u010dtvrtek st\u00e1vkovat hospod\u0161t\u00ed a poslanci se poperou o EET\u2026<\/p>\n<p>A \u010cesko budou zat\u00edm \u0159\u00eddit babi\u010dka z Kladna a d\u011bdek z Vyso\u010diny\u2026<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>\t\t\t\t<![CDATA[]]>\t\t <a class=\"more-link\" href=\"https:\/\/www.jablecno.cz\/index.php\/2016\/11\/29\/tonda-z-prahy-a-babicka-z-kladna\/\">\u010c\u00edst v\u00edce&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-2701","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-nezarazene"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.jablecno.cz\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2701","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.jablecno.cz\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.jablecno.cz\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.jablecno.cz\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.jablecno.cz\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2701"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.jablecno.cz\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2701\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.jablecno.cz\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2701"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.jablecno.cz\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2701"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.jablecno.cz\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2701"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}