{"id":2714,"date":"2016-12-05T20:03:00","date_gmt":"2016-12-05T19:03:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/petrsagitarius.snkjablunkov.cz\/?p=2714"},"modified":"2016-12-05T20:03:00","modified_gmt":"2016-12-05T19:03:00","slug":"merde","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.jablecno.cz\/index.php\/2016\/12\/05\/merde\/","title":{"rendered":"Merde!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>V sobotu p\u0159inesly Lidovky zdrcuj\u00edc\u00ed zpr\u00e1vu. Francie p\u0159estane vyr\u00e1b\u011bt cigarety zna\u010dky Gauloises, kter\u00e9 existuj\u00ed od roku 1910. Britsk\u00e1 firma Imperial Tabacco zav\u0159e tamn\u00ed posledn\u00ed fabriku, \u00fadajn\u011b reaguje na pokles prodeje. To u\u017e mohli rovnou zbo\u0159it Eiffelovku, kter\u00e1 je podobn\u00fdm symbolem zem\u011b. Stejn\u011b jako \u0161ampa\u0148sk\u00e9 \u010di roquefort. \u010ceskou analogi\u00ed by p\u0159edstavovalo zav\u0159en\u00ed Plze\u0148sk\u00e9ho Prazdroje\u2026<\/p>\n<p>Slavn\u00e9 \u201egalsk\u00e9\u201c cigarety kou\u0159ili George Orwell, Jean-Paul Sartre, Pablo Picasso, Albert Camus nebo Henry Miller. V oblac\u00edch d\u00fdmu z ho\u0159\u00edc\u00edho turecko-syrsk\u00e9ho tab\u00e1ku se rodilo modern\u00ed um\u011bn\u00ed 20. stolet\u00ed \u201eGauloisky\u201c se staly kulturn\u00edm fenom\u00e9nem. V z\u00e1kopech Velk\u00e9 v\u00e1lky byl slastn\u00fd \u0161luk p\u0159ed bod\u00e1kov\u00fdm \u00fatokem pro francouzsk\u00e9ho voj\u00e1ka \u010dasto t\u00edm posledn\u00edm n\u00e1dechem \u017eivota. Zna\u010dka Gauloises se stala symbolem meziv\u00e1le\u010dn\u00e9 intelektu\u00e1ln\u00ed avantgardy. Cigarety z modr\u00e9 krabi\u010dky se znakem galsk\u00e9 p\u0159ilby s k\u0159id\u00e9lky vytahuje Bruce Willis jako policista John McClane ve filmu Smrtonosn\u00e1 past. Bez \u017ev\u00e1ra v koutku \u00fast by byly jeho hl\u00e1\u0161ky polovi\u010dn\u00ed. \u201eJe\u0161t\u011b jsem nevykou\u0159il svou posledn\u00ed cigaretu\u201c, \u0159\u00edk\u00e1 ve filmu Zv\u00ed\u0159e Belmondo a frajersky si zapaluje, jak jinak, Gauloisku. Tu ostatn\u011b neodlo\u017e\u00ed v \u017e\u00e1dn\u00e9m ze sv\u00fdch bij\u00e1k\u016f. Gauloises blondes kou\u0159ili slavn\u00ed Jim Morrison i John Lennon. Nem\u011bl jsem proto jinou volbu\u2026<\/p>\n<p>U\u017e posledn\u00ed dva roky se v na\u0161em regionu Gauloisky t\u00e9m\u011b\u0159 nedaj\u00ed sehnat. V Jablunkov\u011b je prod\u00e1vaj\u00ed akor\u00e1t v trafice EMKA v budov\u011b nov\u00e9 po\u0161ty. A stejn\u011b je podez\u0159\u00edv\u00e1m, \u017ee je objedn\u00e1vaj\u00ed jen kv\u016fli mn\u011b. Kdy\u017e nepo\u010d\u00edt\u00e1m \u010deskou klasiku (Sparta, Petra, Mars, Start), fr\u010d\u00ed \u201evicerojky\u201c, \u201eelemka\u201c \u010di \u201em\u016fnky\u201c. V\u0161echny sice pln\u00ed \u00fa\u010del, ale postr\u00e1daj\u00ed v\u00fdjime\u010dnost spojenou s legend\u00e1rn\u00edmi osobnostmi. Samoz\u0159ejm\u011b, ka\u017ed\u00fd m\u00e1me jin\u00e9 vzory. Milo\u0161 Zeman prozradil, \u017ee kou\u0159\u00ed cigarety zna\u010dky Davidoff a \u201edajky\u201c. To jen, aby jeho p\u0159\u00edznivci v\u011bd\u011bli\u2026<\/p>\n<p>Gauloisky ov\u0161em nekon\u010d\u00ed, jen se u\u017e nebudou vyr\u00e1b\u011bt ve Francii, ale v Polsku. Jako pseudointelektu\u00e1l a snob, kter\u00fd si hraje na v\u00fdjime\u010dnost, to pro m\u011b \u017e\u00e1dn\u00e9 \u0159e\u0161en\u00ed neznamen\u00e1. Kou\u0159it polsk\u00e9 Gauloises je stejn\u00e9, jako chodit v bot\u00e1ch zakoupen\u00fdch ma tr\u017enici v Cieszynie\u2026<\/p>\n<p>Na\u0161t\u011bst\u00ed mou n\u00e1hradn\u00ed volbou jsou Camelky. Cigarety s velbloudem kou\u0159\u00ed m\u016fj liter\u00e1rn\u00ed hrdina soukrom\u00fd detektiv Phil Marlowe, osam\u011bl\u00fd drs\u0148\u00e1k sr\u0161\u00edc\u00ed ostrovtipem\u2026<\/p>\n<p>\u201eTen chl\u00e1pek byl nebezpe\u010dnej. Byl to ten typ, co v\u00e1m vraz\u00ed kudlu do zad a je\u0161t\u011b v\u00e1s potom nech\u00e1 zav\u0159\u00edt za nepovolen\u00fd no\u0161en\u00ed zbran\u011b\u201c.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>\t\t\t\t<![CDATA[]]>\t\t <a class=\"more-link\" href=\"https:\/\/www.jablecno.cz\/index.php\/2016\/12\/05\/merde\/\">\u010c\u00edst v\u00edce&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-2714","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-nezarazene"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.jablecno.cz\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2714","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.jablecno.cz\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.jablecno.cz\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.jablecno.cz\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.jablecno.cz\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2714"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.jablecno.cz\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2714\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.jablecno.cz\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2714"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.jablecno.cz\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2714"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.jablecno.cz\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2714"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}