{"id":2780,"date":"2016-12-23T11:33:57","date_gmt":"2016-12-23T10:33:57","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/petrsagitarius.snkjablunkov.cz\/?p=2780"},"modified":"2016-12-23T11:33:57","modified_gmt":"2016-12-23T10:33:57","slug":"penis-kontra-vagina","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.jablecno.cz\/index.php\/2016\/12\/23\/penis-kontra-vagina\/","title":{"rendered":"Penis kontra vag\u00edna"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>V\u010dera byl vyhl\u00e1\u0161en Nejlep\u0161\u00ed \u010desk\u00fd sportovec za rok 2016. Douf\u00e1m, \u017ee filuta Osud resuscitoval pozitivn\u00ed ud\u00e1losti, kter\u00e9 kon\u010dily v\u00edt\u011bzstv\u00edm \u201ena\u0161\u00ed\u201c G\u00e1binky minulou ned\u011bli. Mezit\u00edm se sv\u011btem p\u0159ehnala bou\u0159e trag\u00e9di\u00ed. Po\u010d\u00ednaje vra\u017edou rusk\u00e9ho velvyslance v p\u0159\u00edm\u00e9m p\u0159enose a teroristick\u00fdm \u00fatokem na pokojn\u00e9 n\u00e1v\u0161t\u011bvn\u00edky v\u00e1no\u010dn\u00edch trh\u016f v centru Berl\u00edna. Jsme u\u017e tak otrl\u00ed, \u017ee se n\u00e1s dot\u00fdk\u00e1 jen to kolem n\u00e1s. Um\u00edraj\u00edc\u00ed d\u011bti v Aleppu, kter\u00e9 zabily rusk\u00e9 bomby, jsou v\u011bt\u0161inou mimo na\u0161e empatick\u00e9 schopnosti. U\u017e tento fakt je s\u00e1m o sob\u011b d\u011bsiv\u00fd\u2026<\/p>\n<p>K neblah\u00fdm ud\u00e1lostem \u0159ad\u00edm i Zemanovo vetov\u00e1n\u00ed z\u00e1kona o st\u0159etu z\u00e1jm\u016f zvan\u00e9ho \u201eLex Babi\u0161\u201c a kauzu Rath, kde odvolac\u00ed soud zak\u00e1zal vyu\u017eit\u00ed odposlech\u016f jako d\u016fkazn\u00edho materi\u00e1lu. Pokud oboj\u00ed projde, bude to znamenat, \u017ee prost\u00fd miliard\u00e1\u0159 odvedle m\u016f\u017ee z\u00edsk\u00e1vat st\u00e1tn\u00ed zak\u00e1zky a v\u00e9st volebn\u00ed kampa\u0148 ve vlastn\u00edch m\u00e9di\u00edch, a politik m\u016f\u017ee beztrestn\u011b br\u00e1t milionov\u00e9 \u00faplatky a kr\u00e1st, by\u0165 je lapen p\u0159i \u010dinu. K \u0161\u00edlenostem posledn\u00edch dn\u00ed po\u010d\u00edt\u00e1m i \u00fatok no\u017eem na tenistku Petru Kvitovou v jej\u00edm vlastn\u00edm byt\u011b, kter\u00fd provedl dosud nezn\u00e1m\u00fd lupi\u010d. Z\u00edtra je \u0160t\u011bdr\u00fd den. Trag\u00e9die nech\u00e1m b\u00fdt\u2026<\/p>\n<p>Vrac\u00edm se ke sportovc\u016fm. Vyhr\u00e1l olympijsk\u00fd v\u00edt\u011bz judista Krp\u00e1lek. M\u00e9dia hl\u00e1sala \u201eNadvl\u00e1da \u017een skon\u010dila\u201c. J\u00e1sot nad t\u00edm, \u017ee sportovec roku m\u00e1 kone\u010dn\u011b po jeden\u00e1cti letech penis, nikoliv vag\u00ednu, je sm\u011b\u0161n\u00fd. Posledn\u00edm, kdo ho vlastnil, byl v roce 2005 hokejista Jarom\u00edr J\u00e1gr. Jinak vl\u00e1dly Neumannov\u00e1, S\u00e1bl\u00edkov\u00e1, Kvitov\u00e1 a Hejnov\u00e1. Pochybuji, \u017ee v roce 2006 n\u011bkdo ve\u0159ejn\u011b plesal nad t\u00edm, \u017ee po dvaceti letech skon\u010dila nadvl\u00e1da mu\u017e\u016f. Titulek mohl napsat jen frustrovan\u00fd pis\u00e1lek mu\u017esk\u00e9ho pohlav\u00ed, kter\u00e9mu gender a gentlemanstv\u00ed nic ne\u0159\u00edkaj\u00ed. U\u017e loni bylo trapn\u00e9, \u017ee anketu rozd\u011blili na mu\u017eskou a \u017eenskou \u010d\u00e1st, aby zachr\u00e1nili chlapskou je\u0161itnost. P\u0159itom pohled na v\u00fdkony sportovc\u016f, za kter\u00e9 byli hodnoceni v anket\u011b, je lehce tenden\u010dn\u00ed. Jasn\u011b, olympijsk\u00e9 zlato je pecka a Luk\u00e1\u0161 je velk\u00fd borec, ale S\u00e1bl\u00edkov\u00e1 s Koukalovou musely vyhr\u00e1t n\u011bkolik z\u00e1vod\u016f, aby z\u00edskaly Sv\u011btov\u00fd poh\u00e1r. Krp\u00e1lek de facto pouze jeden, kdy\u017e nepo\u010d\u00edt\u00e1m kvalifikaci. Ka\u017edop\u00e1dn\u011b fand\u00edm i nad\u00e1le \u017een\u00e1m\u2026<\/p>\n<p>Kdo vyhraje p\u0159\u00ed\u0161t\u00ed rok? Penis nebo vag\u00edna? A co Jan Tleska\u010d?<\/p>\n<p>\u0160\u0165astn\u00e9 a vesel\u00e9 v\u00e1no\u010dn\u00ed sv\u00e1tky, mil\u00ed \u010dten\u00e1\u0159i:-)<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>\t\t\t\t<![CDATA[]]>\t\t <a class=\"more-link\" href=\"https:\/\/www.jablecno.cz\/index.php\/2016\/12\/23\/penis-kontra-vagina\/\">\u010c\u00edst v\u00edce&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-2780","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-nezarazene"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.jablecno.cz\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2780","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.jablecno.cz\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.jablecno.cz\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.jablecno.cz\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.jablecno.cz\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2780"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.jablecno.cz\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2780\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.jablecno.cz\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2780"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.jablecno.cz\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2780"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.jablecno.cz\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2780"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}