{"id":2794,"date":"2016-12-27T17:57:01","date_gmt":"2016-12-27T16:57:01","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/petrsagitarius.snkjablunkov.cz\/?p=2794"},"modified":"2016-12-27T17:57:01","modified_gmt":"2016-12-27T16:57:01","slug":"sranda-klaus","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.jablecno.cz\/index.php\/2016\/12\/27\/sranda-klaus\/","title":{"rendered":"Sranda Klaus"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Kresbi\u010dka vypad\u00e1 jednodu\u0161e. Na st\u0159e\u0161e dome\u010dku stoj\u00ed Santa Klaus v charakteristick\u00e9m \u010derven\u00e9m oble\u010dku a do kom\u00edna zasouv\u00e1 dlouhou hadici, kter\u00e1 vych\u00e1z\u00ed z kan\u00e1lu dole na silnici. \u0160lauch se krout\u00ed a nadouv\u00e1, evidentn\u011b j\u00edm stoupaj\u00ed fek\u00e1lie, co\u017e dokresluj\u00ed t\u0159i n\u00e1pisy \u201eblobb\u201c kter\u00e1 humorista um\u00edstil pod\u00e9l hadice. Santa se neusm\u00edv\u00e1. Obr\u00e1zek vypad\u00e1 jakoby jej nakreslilo p\u011btilt\u00e9 d\u00edt\u011b&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>V\u00e1no\u010dn\u00ed vt\u00edpek  jsem um\u00edstil na sv\u016fj facebookov\u00fd profil s koment\u00e1\u0159em  \u201eMERRY CHRISTMAS, DEAR FRIENDS\u201c, aby bylo z\u0159ejm\u00e9, \u017ee mi \u0161\u0165astn\u00e9 a vesel\u00e9 pro\u017eit\u00ed v\u00e1no\u010dn\u00edch sv\u00e1tk\u016f m\u00fdch p\u0159\u00e1tel na soci\u00e1ln\u00edch s\u00edt\u00edch le\u017e\u00ed na srdci. Hlavn\u011b to vesel\u00e9. P\u0159idal jsem je\u0161t\u011b dal\u0161\u00ed obr\u00e1zek, abych sv\u00e9 poselstv\u00ed umocnil. Kresbi\u010dka zn\u00e1zor\u0148uje dva soulo\u017e\u00edc\u00ed soby uprost\u0159ed velk\u00e9 stodoly. Od vrat je \u0161m\u00edruje Santa Klaus. Sobi stoj\u00edc\u00ed z\u00e1dy k n\u011bmu ot\u00e1\u010dej\u00ed hlavy, ale nad kouzeln\u00fdm d\u011bde\u010dkem je v bublin\u011b v\u011bta \u201eDON \u00b4T STOP\u201c. Cht\u011bl jsem se p\u0159idat k ostatn\u00edm facebookov\u00fdm p\u0159\u00e1tel\u016fm, kte\u0159\u00ed na sv\u016fj profil um\u00eds\u0165ovali p\u0159\u00e1n\u00ed\u010dka s nazdoben\u00fdmi strome\u010dky, roz\u017eat\u00fdmi sv\u00edcemi \u010di Betl\u00e9my. Trochu jsem to s humorem p\u0159ehnal, m\u00e9 v\u00e1no\u010dn\u00ed vt\u00edpky byly ohodnoceny jen dv\u011bma \u201elajky\u201c&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>Autorem kreseb je islandsk\u00fd kresl\u00ed\u0159 Dagsson. Jeho humor je absolutn\u011b nekorektn\u00ed, vulg\u00e1rn\u00ed, provokativn\u00ed a v\u016fbec \u00fa\u017easn\u00fd. Kdy\u017e jsem si p\u0159ed lety v Ostrav\u011b koupil jeho kn\u00ed\u017eku \u201eA tomu se m\u00e1m sm\u00e1t?\u201c, \u0159val jsem a h\u00fdkal sm\u00edchy cestou vlakem a\u017e do Jablunkova. Dagssonovy mal\u016fvky jsou z\u00e1m\u011brn\u011b primitivn\u00ed, co\u017e jen umoc\u0148uje t\u0159eskutost vtip\u016f. Jeho typick\u00fd f\u00f3r vypad\u00e1 t\u0159eba n\u00e1sledovn\u011b. D\u00edvka (hlavi\u010dka, t\u011bl\u00ed\u010dko, \u010dty\u0159 \u010d\u00e1rky jako ruce a nohy a dva oblou\u010dky na hrudi) \u0159i\u00edk\u00e1 chlapci \u201emil\u00e1\u010dku, jsem t\u011bhotn\u00e1\u201c. A nad hochem je bublina, ve kter\u00e9 stoj\u00ed \u201eno to m\u011b, kurva, poser\u201c. Jasn\u011b, jsem star\u00fd spros\u0165\u00e1k a obr\u00e1zky na m\u00e9m facebookov\u00e9m profilu odhaluj\u00ed p\u0159edev\u0161\u00edm m\u016fj charakterov\u00fd profil. Ale na sv\u011bt\u011b je tolik bolesti a \u0161\u00edlenstv\u00ed, \u017ee kdybychom je m\u011bli br\u00e1t v\u0161echny v\u00e1\u017en\u011b, tak n\u00e1m z toho hr\u00e1bne&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>Dagssona doporu\u010duji, v\u010detn\u011b fek\u00e1ln\u00edho Santy a soulo\u017e\u00edc\u00edch sob\u016f&#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>\t\t\t\t<![CDATA[]]>\t\t <a class=\"more-link\" href=\"https:\/\/www.jablecno.cz\/index.php\/2016\/12\/27\/sranda-klaus\/\">\u010c\u00edst v\u00edce&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-2794","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-nezarazene"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.jablecno.cz\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2794","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.jablecno.cz\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.jablecno.cz\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.jablecno.cz\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.jablecno.cz\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2794"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.jablecno.cz\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2794\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.jablecno.cz\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2794"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.jablecno.cz\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2794"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.jablecno.cz\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2794"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}