{"id":2964,"date":"2017-02-14T08:03:11","date_gmt":"2017-02-14T07:03:11","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/petrsagitarius.snkjablunkov.cz\/?p=2964"},"modified":"2017-02-14T08:03:11","modified_gmt":"2017-02-14T07:03:11","slug":"trumptadada","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.jablecno.cz\/index.php\/2017\/02\/14\/trumptadada\/","title":{"rendered":"Trumptadad\u00e1&#8230;"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Havajsk\u00e9 ostrovy nemaj\u00ed v d\u011bjin\u00e1ch mezin\u00e1rodn\u00edch konflikt\u016f dobrou pov\u011bst. V prosinci 1941 zde ne\u010dekan\u011b ude\u0159ili Japonci na Spojen\u00e9 st\u00e1ty, o v\u00edkendu tu zase Ameri\u010dan\u00e9 z\u00e1ke\u0159n\u011b za\u00fato\u010dili na N\u011bmecko. Stalo se tak b\u011bhem slavnostn\u00edho ceremoni\u00e1lu, kter\u00fd zahahajoval utk\u00e1n\u00ed obou zem\u00ed v tenisov\u00e9m Fed Cupu. To kdy\u017e havajsk\u00fd  zp\u011bv\u00e1k, jak\u00fdsi m\u00edstn\u00ed u\u010ditel, zap\u011bl z pln\u00fdch plic \u201eDeutschland, Deutschland, \u016bber alles\u201c&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>N\u011bmeck\u00fd t\u00fdm urazil 11 800 kilometr\u016f, prolet\u011bl dvan\u00e1cti \u010dasov\u00fdmi p\u00e1smy, aby se vr\u00e1til do roku 1936. U\u017e chyb\u011bly jen zdvi\u017een\u00e9 pravice, ho\u0159\u00edc\u00ed pochodn\u011b a vlajka s h\u00e1kov\u00fdm k\u0159\u00ed\u017eem. \u201eNikdo m\u011b v \u017eivot\u011b takhle neurazil\u201c, \u0159ekla \u0161okovan\u00e1 N\u011bmka Andrea Petkovic. Jsou jen t\u0159i mo\u017enosti, jak se mohla takov\u00e1 nehor\u00e1znost v\u016fbec st\u00e1t. Zaprv\u00e9, prezident USA p\u0159ik\u00e1zal vyprovokovat kancl\u00e9\u0159ku Merkelovou, co\u017e je ov\u0161em nejm\u00e9n\u011b pravd\u011bpodobn\u00e1 varianta, proto\u017ee by Trump musel zn\u00e1t d\u011bjiny Evropy a nacistickou verzi n\u011bmeck\u00e9 hymny. Zadruh\u00e9, havajsk\u00fd zp\u011bv\u00e1k je n\u00e1cek a po vzoru Trumpova hesla \u201eAmerika na prv\u00edm m\u00edst\u011b\u201c cht\u011bl d\u00e1t najevo, \u017ee \u201eN\u011bmecko je nade v\u0161ecko, nade v\u0161ecko na sv\u011bt\u011b\u201c. Zat\u0159et\u00ed, zp\u00edvaj\u00edc\u00ed u\u010ditel je typick\u00fd Trump\u016fv voli\u010d, tedy jednoduch\u00fd b\u00edl\u00fd Ameri\u010dan, kter\u00fd od prezidenta sly\u0161el, \u017ee N\u011bmecko je n\u011bjak\u00fd st\u00e1t v Evrop\u011b, co\u017e je bezv\u00fdznamn\u00e9 \u00fazem\u00ed mezi Brit\u00e1ni\u00ed a Ruskem&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>Trump d\u0159\u00edv nebo pozd\u011bji do N\u011bmecka doraz\u00ed, minim\u00e1ln\u011b letos v \u010dervenci, kdy se v Hamburku kon\u00e1 summit G20. B\u00fdt po\u0159adateli, nech\u00e1m americk\u00e9mu prezidentovi zazp\u00edvat hymnu USA ihned pot\u00e9, co se otev\u0159ou dve\u0159e Air Force One. Inspiroval bych se filmem \u201eBlazniv\u00e1 st\u0159ela\u201c, kde poru\u010d\u00edk Frank Drabin, kter\u00fd se Trumpovi fyzicky i ment\u00e1ln\u011b podob\u00e1, zpiv\u00e1 na baseballov\u00e9m stadionu n\u00e1rodn\u00ed hymnu. Slavn\u00fd detektiv v p\u0159estrojen\u00ed za opern\u00edho p\u011bvce zde \u201eh\u00fdk\u00e1\u201c fale\u0161n\u011b jak osel v posledn\u00edm ta\u017een\u00ed. \u00dalohu bych sv\u011b\u0159il herci Alecu Baldwinovi, kter\u00fd Trumpa zjevem, hlasem i gesty imituje tak dokonale, \u017ee jak\u00e9si noviny v Dominik\u00e1nsk\u00e9 republice zve\u0159ejnili jeho fotografii, m\u00edsto fotky skute\u010dn\u00e9ho americk\u00e9ho prezidenta&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>Dal\u0161\u00edmi soupe\u0159kami Ameri\u010dannek, kter\u00e9 ve Fed Cupu porazily psychicky zdeptan\u00e9 N\u011bmky, budou na\u0161e tenistky. Utk\u00e1n\u00ed se hraje v USA. B\u00fdt tren\u00e9rem P\u00e1lou, p\u0159ibal\u00edm i nahr\u00e1vku \u010desk\u00e9 hymny. Aby n\u00e1m n\u00e1hodou nepustili&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>J\u00f3\u017eina z ba\u017ein&#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>\t\t\t\t<![CDATA[]]>\t\t <a class=\"more-link\" href=\"https:\/\/www.jablecno.cz\/index.php\/2017\/02\/14\/trumptadada\/\">\u010c\u00edst v\u00edce&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-2964","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-nezarazene"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.jablecno.cz\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2964","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.jablecno.cz\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.jablecno.cz\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.jablecno.cz\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.jablecno.cz\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2964"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.jablecno.cz\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2964\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.jablecno.cz\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2964"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.jablecno.cz\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2964"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.jablecno.cz\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2964"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}