{"id":3027,"date":"2017-03-14T06:43:52","date_gmt":"2017-03-14T05:43:52","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/petrsagitarius.snkjablunkov.cz\/?p=3027"},"modified":"2017-03-14T06:43:52","modified_gmt":"2017-03-14T05:43:52","slug":"nahody-neexistuji","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.jablecno.cz\/index.php\/2017\/03\/14\/nahody-neexistuji\/","title":{"rendered":"N\u00e1hody neexistuj\u00ed&#8230;"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Autor nejkr\u00e1sn\u011bj\u0161\u00edch p\u00eds\u0148ov\u00fdch ver\u0161\u016f \u201eM\u00e1 kr\u00e1sko s p\u0159et\u011b\u017ek\u00fdmi v\u00ed\u010dky, snad je Tv\u016fj ryt\u00ed\u0159 na cest\u00e1ch, snad si Tvou krajkou od spodni\u010dky st\u00edr\u00e1 prach\u201c kandiduje na \u010desk\u00e9ho prezidenta. Zeman je v\u0161ak t\u011b\u017ek\u00e1 v\u00e1ha, doslova i symbolicky. A do konce b\u0159ezna mu p\u0159ibydou dal\u0161\u00ed soupe\u0159i. Zn\u00e1m\u00fd texta\u0159, b\u00e1sn\u00edk a hazardn\u00ed hr\u00e1\u010d se proto rozhodl neponechat nic n\u00e1hod\u011b a inspirovat se u politik\u016f, kte\u0159\u00ed zprvu dr\u017eeli v ruce mizern\u00e9 karty, nicm\u00e9n\u011b nakonec vylo\u017eili na st\u016fl Royal Flush. Nechal se p\u0159ejmenovat na Donalda Hor\u00e1\u010dka\u2026<\/p>\n<p>Jist\u011b nen\u00ed n\u00e1hoda, \u017ee prezident Spojen\u00fdch st\u00e1t\u016f americk\u00fdch a p\u0159edseda Evropsk\u00e9 rady nesou stejn\u00e9 k\u0159estn\u00ed jm\u00e9no \u2013 Donald. Prvn\u011b jmenovan\u00fd zasedl v Ov\u00e1ln\u00e9 pracovn\u011b B\u00edl\u00e9ho domu, by\u0165 si jej v\u011bt\u0161ina americk\u00fdch voli\u010d\u016f za prezidenta nep\u0159\u00e1la. Druh\u00fd z Donald\u016f byl ned\u00e1vno op\u011btovn\u011b zvolen \u201eevropsk\u00fdm prezidentem\u201c a zasednul \u010dert v\u00ed kde v Bruselu, ani\u017e by to schvalovalo jeho rodn\u00e9 Polsko, kter\u00e9 proti tomuto kroku hlasit\u011b protestuje. Ba dokonce se stav\u00ed do role ob\u011bti jako v roce 1939, kdy jej napadli nacisti i bol\u0161evici. Existuje tedy re\u00e1ln\u00fd p\u0159edpoklad, \u017ee se Donald Hor\u00e1\u010dek stane nov\u00fdm prezidentem \u010cesk\u00e9 republiky, ani\u017e by dostal nejvy\u0161\u0161\u00ed po\u010det voli\u010dsk\u00fdch hlas\u016f, p\u0159\u00edpadn\u011b, ani\u017e by si to obyvatel\u00e9 \u010ceska p\u0159\u00e1li\u2026<\/p>\n<p>Jm\u00e9no Donald znamen\u00e1 v\u00fdhodu. Hor\u00e1\u010dek to tu\u0161il u\u017e d\u0159\u00edv. Jist\u011b nen\u00ed n\u00e1hoda, \u017ee na obalu nejslavn\u011bj\u0161\u00edho alba dua Hapka-Hor\u00e1\u010dek \u201ePenzion Sv\u011bt\u201c nen\u00ed vyobrazen nikdo jin\u00fd, ne\u017e pr\u00e1v\u011b\u2026<\/p>\n<p>Ka\u010der Donald\u2026<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>\t\t\t\t<![CDATA[]]>\t\t <a class=\"more-link\" href=\"https:\/\/www.jablecno.cz\/index.php\/2017\/03\/14\/nahody-neexistuji\/\">\u010c\u00edst v\u00edce&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-3027","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-nezarazene"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.jablecno.cz\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3027","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.jablecno.cz\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.jablecno.cz\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.jablecno.cz\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.jablecno.cz\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=3027"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.jablecno.cz\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3027\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.jablecno.cz\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=3027"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.jablecno.cz\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=3027"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.jablecno.cz\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=3027"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}