{"id":3199,"date":"2017-05-15T15:47:47","date_gmt":"2017-05-15T14:47:47","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/petrsagitarius.snkjablunkov.cz\/?p=3199"},"modified":"2017-05-15T15:47:47","modified_gmt":"2017-05-15T14:47:47","slug":"vymenim-kone-za-vola","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.jablecno.cz\/index.php\/2017\/05\/15\/vymenim-kone-za-vola\/","title":{"rendered":"Vym\u011bn\u00edm kon\u011b za vola"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Kdy\u017e se b\u00edl\u00ed Evropan\u00e9 vyd\u00e1vali kolonizovat Ameriku \u010di Afriku, vezli sebou krom\u011b zbran\u00ed tak\u00e9 hromady zrc\u00e1tek a kor\u00e1lk\u016f, kter\u00e9 pak sm\u011b\u0148ovali s domorodci za zlato \u010di ko\u017ee\u0161iny. V\u00fdm\u011bnn\u00fd obchod postupn\u011b zanikl se vznikem st\u00e1t\u016f a zaveden\u00edm platidel. Ov\u0161em ne tak docela. Na z\u00e1kladce jsem sb\u00edral zn\u00e1mky, \u010deho\u017e b\u011b\u017enou prax\u00ed bylo \u201evybuchat\u201c ar\u0161\u00edk zv\u00ed\u0159at z Umm al-Qiwainu za kosmonauty z Liberie. \u010cesko se nyn\u00ed vrac\u00ed k t\u00e9to v kultur\u00e1ch lovc\u016f \u2013 sb\u011bra\u010d\u016f popul\u00e1rn\u00ed form\u011b obchodu\u2026<\/p>\n<p>Unie \u017eivnostn\u00edk\u016f \u010cR p\u0159i\u0161la s n\u00e1padem organizovat tzv. Darovac\u00ed trhy. Prvn\u00ed prob\u011bhl po\u010d\u00e1tkem dubna v Hradci Kr\u00e1lov\u00e9 a postupn\u011b se p\u0159id\u00e1vaj\u00ed dal\u0161\u00ed m\u011bsta, kter\u00e1 jimi kompenzuj\u00ed tradi\u010dn\u00ed jarmarky. Idea vze\u0161la od drobn\u00fdch prodejc\u016f a podnikatel\u016f, kte\u0159\u00ed odm\u00edtaj\u00ed elektronickou evidenci tr\u017eeb jako buzeraci st\u00e1tu a postupnou likvidaci t\u011bch ob\u010dan\u016f, kte\u0159\u00ed jsou schopni a ochotni u\u017eivit se sami. Darovac\u00ed trhy s dov\u011btkem \u201eD\u011blejme si radost\u201c funguj\u00ed na principu sm\u011bnn\u00e9ho obchodu. St\u00e1nka\u0159 mi daruje tucet dom\u00e1c\u00edch vajec, j\u00e1 jemu daruji t\u0159icet korun. Dary do v\u00fd\u0161e 15 tis\u00edc nepodl\u00e9haj\u00ed dani a nes\u010d\u00edtaj\u00ed se. Unie \u017eivnostn\u00edk\u016f to naz\u00fdv\u00e1 vzdorem proti Babi\u0161ovi a cel\u00e9 koalici, kter\u00e1 EET schv\u00e1lila, chce dok\u00e1zat, \u017ee z\u00e1kon se d\u00e1 obej\u00edt.  V\u00fdm\u011bnn\u00fd syst\u00e9m \u201en\u011bco za n\u011bco\u201c je mi celkem z\u0159ejm\u00fd, ale pro\u010d kr\u00e1lov\u00e9hradeck\u00e9 n\u00e1m\u011bst\u00ed nevzala \u00fatokem Da\u0148ov\u00e1 kobra, nech\u00e1pu. Zavolal jsem tedy p\u0159\u00edmo kontaktn\u00ed osob\u011b z Unie \u017eivnostn\u00edk\u016f, kter\u00e1 mi vysv\u011btlila, \u017ee trhy musej\u00ed b\u00fdt ohrazeny a osazeny viditelnou tabul\u00ed s logem a jak\u00fdmsi etick\u00fdm kodexem\/provozn\u00edm \u0159\u00e1dem. Ide\u00e1ln\u00ed je, kdy\u017e je p\u00e1r st\u00e1nka\u0159\u016f registrovan\u00fdmi \u010dleny Unie. Pak pr\u00fd d\u00e1 ber\u0148\u00e1k pokoj. Moc tomu sice nev\u011b\u0159\u00edm, ale po\u010det m\u011bst a obc\u00ed po\u0159\u00e1daj\u00edc\u00edch Darovac\u00ed trhy stoup\u00e1, tak\u017ee vz\u00e1jemn\u00e9 obdarov\u00e1v\u00e1n\u00ed se jako o V\u00e1noc\u00edch z\u0159ejm\u011b funguje, kobra nekobra\u2026<\/p>\n<p>M\u00e9 v\u00fdhrady v\u016f\u010di EET souvisej\u00ed s pokrytectv\u00edm Babi\u0161e, kter\u00fd \u201eoptimalizoval\u201c placen\u00ed sv\u00fdch dan\u00ed koup\u00ed vlastn\u00edch korunov\u00fdch dluhopis\u016f. K\u00e1\u017ee tedy vodu a s\u00e1m pije v\u00edno. Podobn\u011b se chov\u00e1 v\u011bt\u0161ina \u010desk\u00fdch miliard\u00e1\u0159\u016f, jedovat\u00fd had st\u00edhaj\u00edc\u00ed potenci\u00e1ln\u00ed neplati\u010de dan\u00ed \u00fato\u010d\u00ed jen na drobn\u00e9 a st\u0159edn\u00ed \u017eivnostn\u00edky. Ov\u0161em syst\u00e9m \u201edaruji ti dvacku a ty m\u011b chleba\u201c je v\u0161ak absurdn\u00ed, proto\u017ee \u010dlov\u011bk tak sm\u011b\u0148uje sv\u016fj zdan\u011bn\u00fd dar za nezdan\u011bn\u00fd prezent \u017eivnostn\u00edka trp\u00edc\u00edho pod jhem EET. V\u00fdm\u011bnn\u00fd indi\u00e1nsk\u00fd obchod pop\u00edr\u00e1 podstatu fungov\u00e1n\u00ed st\u00e1tu, kter\u00fd stoj\u00ed a pad\u00e1 s v\u00fdb\u011brem dan\u00ed. Darovac\u00ed trhy by se m\u011bly sp\u00ed\u0161e jmenovat \u201eD\u011bl\u00e1te n\u00e1m radost\u201c\u2026<\/p>\n<p>S takovou bychom dopadli jako ve zn\u00e1m\u00e9 poh\u00e1dce, kdy slabomysln\u00fd d\u011bde\u010dek postupn\u011b vym\u011bnil kus zlata velikosti ko\u0148sk\u00e9 hlavy za kon\u011b, toho za vola, vola za berana, berana za vep\u0159e a dom\u016f se vracel s jehlou, kterou notabene p\u0159ed bar\u00e1kem ztratil. A babi\u010dka, m\u00edsto toho, aby star\u00e9ho blbce zabila hned ve dve\u0159\u00edch, mu je\u0161t\u011b uva\u0159ila ve\u010de\u0159i\u2026<\/p>\n<p>A \u017eili vesele jako \u0161\u0165astn\u00ed chud\u00e1ci\u2026<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>\t\t\t\t<![CDATA[]]>\t\t <a class=\"more-link\" href=\"https:\/\/www.jablecno.cz\/index.php\/2017\/05\/15\/vymenim-kone-za-vola\/\">\u010c\u00edst v\u00edce&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-3199","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-nezarazene"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.jablecno.cz\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3199","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.jablecno.cz\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.jablecno.cz\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.jablecno.cz\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.jablecno.cz\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=3199"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.jablecno.cz\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3199\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.jablecno.cz\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=3199"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.jablecno.cz\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=3199"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.jablecno.cz\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=3199"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}