U\u017e p\u0159ed bezm\u00e1la osmdes\u00e1ti lety v\u011b\u0161til Jirotka ve slavn\u00e9m humoristick\u00e9m rom\u00e1nu \u201eSaturnin\u201c, \u017ee lid\u00e9 budou i ve sto dvaceti letech pracovat v kamenolomech. To, co vypadalo jako skv\u011bl\u00fd vtip, se stane podle vyj\u00e1d\u0159en\u00ed nov\u00e9ho ministra financ\u00ed Ivana Piln\u00e9ho za p\u00e1r des\u00edtek let skute\u010dnost\u00ed\u2026<\/p>\n
Z\u00e1stupce politick\u00e9ho hnut\u00ed Ano 2011 tak upravil Babi\u0161ovo p\u0159edvolebn\u00ed heslo \u201eANO: Bude l\u00edp\u201c a nalil voli\u010d\u016fm \u010dist\u00e9ho v\u00edna. Od p\u0159edminul\u00e9ho t\u00fddne zn\u00ed \u201eANO: Bude h\u016f\u0159\u201c. B\u00fdval\u00fd \u0161\u00e9f \u010desk\u00e9 pobo\u010dky firmy Microsoft \u0159ekl, \u017ee na\u0161e d\u011bti u\u017e d\u016fchody pob\u00edrat nebudou. Senio\u0159i podle n\u011bj sice nebudou m\u00edt na to, aby \u0159\u00eddili autobusy, ale mohou sekat tr\u00e1vu, \u010di pokl\u00edzet n\u00e1m\u011bst\u00ed. Tak\u00e9 by se m\u011bli uskrovnit. \u201eMusej\u00ed se o sebe postarat a \u0161et\u0159it si na st\u00e1\u0159\u00ed. P\u0159em\u00fd\u0161let o tom, zda si koupit auto, jezdit na Seychely,\u201c m\u00edn\u00ed Piln\u00fd, podle kter\u00e9ho si budou muset lid\u00e9 bu\u010f na\u0161et\u0159it \u2013 anebo pracovat. Je vid\u011bt, \u017ee m\u00e1 dokonal\u00fd p\u0159ehled o \u017eivot\u011b dne\u0161n\u00edch d\u016fchodc\u016f. Moje maminka, kter\u00e1 pob\u00edr\u00e1 starobn\u00ed d\u016fchod ve v\u00fd\u0161i cca deset tis\u00edc korun m\u011bs\u00ed\u010dn\u011b, a to maj\u00ed mnoz\u00ed d\u016fchodci podstatn\u011b m\u00ed\u0148, si zrovna rozmyslela letn\u00ed dovolenou v Karibiku. Pr\u00fd ji sta\u010d\u00ed levn\u011bj\u0161\u00ed pobyt u Jadranu\u2026<\/p>\n
Ivanu Piln\u00e9mu je dvaasedmdes\u00e1t, stejn\u011b jako prezidentu Zemanovi. Nezametaj\u00ed Malostransk\u00e9 \u010di Hrad\u010dansk\u00e9 n\u00e1m\u011bst\u00ed, ale usilovn\u011b v potu tv\u00e1\u0159e pracuj\u00ed ve vysok\u00fdch a je\u0161t\u011b vy\u0161\u0161\u00edch funkc\u00edch pro blaho vlasti a jeho lidu. Ani sen\u00e1tor \u010cuba nese\u010de tr\u00e1vn\u00edk p\u0159ed ba\u0165ovsk\u00fdm hotelem Moskva ve Zl\u00edn\u011b. Rada, kterou mohu d\u00e1t sv\u00fdm dcer\u00e1m, z nich\u017e ta mlad\u0161\u00ed je\u0161t\u011b u\u010d\u00ed se, u\u010d\u00ed se, u\u010d\u00ed se, je st\u00e1t se politi\u010dkami, c\u00edlen\u011b stoupat ve stran\u00e1ch a na star\u00e1 kolena urvat posty ministry\u0148, p\u0159\u00edpadn\u011b prezidentsk\u00e9 k\u0159eslo. P\u0159ece nebudou zametat Mari\u00e1nsk\u00e9 n\u00e1m\u011bst\u00ed v Jablunkov\u011b \u010di nat\u00edrat plot u z\u00e1kladn\u00ed \u0161koly na Lesn\u00ed\u2026<\/p>\n
Nov\u00fd ministr financ\u00ed za ANO 2011 se z\u0159ejm\u011b nechal inspirovat u sv\u00e9ho b\u00fdval\u00e9ho chlebod\u00e1rce. V \u010d\u00ednsk\u00fdch manufaktur\u00e1ch, kde Microsoft svou elektroniku vyr\u00e1b\u00ed, z\u0159ejm\u011b na v\u011bk nehled\u00ed. Tamn\u00ed d\u011bln\u00edk pracuje tak dlouho, dokud ho z tov\u00e1rny nevynesou nohama nap\u0159ed. Sv\u011bt podle Piln\u00e9ho je sv\u011btem osmdes\u00e1tilet\u00fdch hl\u00edda\u010d\u016f parkovi\u0161\u0165, seka\u010dek tr\u00e1vy, meta\u0159\u016f na n\u00e1m\u011bst\u00edch \u010di hajzlb\u00e1b\u2026<\/p>\n
Moje maminka \u0161la do d\u016fchodu v p\u011btapades\u00e1ti, tch\u00fdn\u011b dokonce o rok d\u0159\u00edve\u2026<\/p>\n
\u201eJi\u017e vzh\u016f\u016f\u016fru psanci t\u00e9to z\u00e9\u00e9\u00e9m\u011b\u201c<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"