{"id":331,"date":"2015-03-28T22:03:58","date_gmt":"2015-03-28T21:03:58","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/petrsagitarius.snkjablunkov.cz\/?p=331"},"modified":"2015-03-28T22:03:58","modified_gmt":"2015-03-28T21:03:58","slug":"51-stat","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.jablecno.cz\/index.php\/2015\/03\/28\/51-stat\/","title":{"rendered":"51. st\u00e1t"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Kdy\u017e k\u00a0n\u00e1m v\u00a0srpnu 1968 vtrhly vojska Var\u0161avsk\u00e9 smlouvy, byly mi dva roky. Velmi m\u011b to pobou\u0159ilo! Pamatuji si to jako dnes. Vztekle jsem dupal boti\u010dkami a k\u0159i\u010del \u201eIvane, dom\u016f!\u201c. Hl\u00eddala m\u011b babi\u010dka, proto\u017ee rodi\u010de tr\u00e1vili poprv\u00e9 a naposledy dovolenou u mo\u0159e. Nemohli si vybrat p\u0159\u00edhodn\u011bj\u0161\u00ed chv\u00edli. U Jadranu se ke v\u0161emu rozk\u0159iklo, \u017ee Rusov\u00e9 kradou d\u011bti. Tak se rozhodli p\u0159ed\u010dasn\u011b se vr\u00e1tit a zachr\u00e1nit m\u011b. K\u00a0\u010deskoslovensk\u00fdm hranic\u00edm proto sm\u011b\u0159ovalo jedin\u00e9 auto. V\u0161echna ostatn\u00ed jela naopak. M\u00e9 rozho\u0159\u010den\u00ed z\u00a0okupace uklidnil velk\u00fd \u010derven\u00fd traktor se \u017elut\u00fdmi koly, kter\u00fd mi tat\u00ednek s\u00a0maminkou p\u0159ivezli\u2026<\/p>\n<p>Hra\u010dka \u010dasem n\u011bkam zmizela, ru\u0161t\u00ed ochr\u00e1nci socialismu naopak z\u016fstali t\u0159iadvacet let. Po Sametov\u00e9 revoluci u\u017e nebylo co ochra\u0148ovat, tak je Gorba\u010dov odvolal. N\u011bjak se ov\u0161em v\u017eilo, \u017ee Sov\u011bty vyhnal samojedin\u00fd rocker Michael Koc\u00e1b, tehdej\u0161\u00ed vyjednava\u010d Feder\u00e1ln\u00edho shrom\u00e1\u017ed\u011bn\u00ed. P\u0159edpokl\u00e1d\u00e1m, \u017ee si navl\u00e9knul na hlavu masku starce Ropot\u00e1ma, vyd\u011b\u0161en\u00ed voj\u00e1ci nakopli tanky a zastavili a\u017e za U\u017ehorodem. Nyn\u00ed k n\u00e1m paradoxn\u011b tak\u00e9 z v\u00fdchodu ve t\u0159ech proudech dorazil konvoj Ameri\u010dan\u016f\u2026<\/p>\n<p>V\u00a0\u010cesku propukla hysterie. Komunist\u00e9 a nacionalist\u00e9 zorganizovali na V\u00e1clav\u00e1ku demonstraci pod heslem \u201eSTOP americk\u00e9 invazi\u201c, ti prvn\u00ed zjevn\u011b zapomn\u011bli na fakt, \u017ee ruskou okupaci nejprve odk\u00fdvali a pak se state\u010dn\u011b vypa\u0159ili na chaty op\u00e9kat vu\u0159ty a dr\u017eeli \u00fasta, pro IQ \u010dlen\u016f krajn\u00ed pravice je ka\u017ed\u00e1 argumentace o spole\u010dn\u00e9 ochran\u011b demokratick\u00e9 Evropy p\u0159\u00edli\u0161 slo\u017eit\u00e1. Na m\u00edsto se dostavili t\u00e9\u017e podporovatel\u00e9 pr\u016fjezdu konvoje. Svat\u00fd V\u00e1clav, kter\u00fd sv\u00e9ho \u010dasu s\u00e1m exportoval ro\u010dn\u011b konvoj t\u0159\u00ed stovek vol\u016f se st\u0159\u00edbrem do N\u011bmec, na tu ta\u0161ka\u0159ici smutn\u011b shl\u00ed\u017eel ze sedla sv\u00e9ho kon\u011b. P\u0159izn\u00e1m se, \u017ee jsem odp\u016frcem pr\u016fjezdu konvoje \u010ceskem. P\u0159eji si, aby Ameri\u010dan\u00e9 z\u016fstali a rovnou n\u00e1s obsadili\u2026<\/p>\n<p>Jako 51. st\u00e1t Spojen\u00fdch st\u00e1t\u016f americk\u00fdch bychom z\u00edskali spoustu v\u00fdhod. Napravil by se osudov\u00fd pr\u016f\u0161vih praotce \u010cecha, m\u011bli bychom mo\u0159e, dokonce oce\u00e1ny, nebo\u0165 leteck\u00e9 spojen\u00ed Praha \u2013 Honolulu by se stalo vnitrost\u00e1tn\u00ed linkou. Dvojice republik\u00e1ni &#8211; demokrat\u00e9 by dala zapomenout na trapn\u00e9 ha\u0161te\u0159en\u00ed a neschopnost tlupy politick\u00fdch stran. \u010ceskou malost a p\u0159izdisr\u00e1\u010dstv\u00ed by snad na\u0159edily americk\u00e9 sebev\u011bdom\u00ed a patriotismus. Letadla CASA do \u0160pan\u011bl, gripeny zp\u011bt \u0160v\u00e9d\u016fm! Energetick\u00e1 nez\u00e1vislost, siln\u00fd dolar m\u00edsto slab\u00e9 koruny! A Klaus se Zemanem by emigrovali za Putinem\u2026.<\/p>\n<p>\u017d\u00e1dn\u00e1 \u0161koda. Obama je charismatick\u00fd fe\u0161\u00e1k\u2026<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>\t\t\t\t<![CDATA[]]>\t\t <a class=\"more-link\" href=\"https:\/\/www.jablecno.cz\/index.php\/2015\/03\/28\/51-stat\/\">\u010c\u00edst v\u00edce&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-331","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-nezarazene"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.jablecno.cz\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/331","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.jablecno.cz\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.jablecno.cz\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.jablecno.cz\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.jablecno.cz\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=331"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.jablecno.cz\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/331\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.jablecno.cz\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=331"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.jablecno.cz\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=331"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.jablecno.cz\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=331"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}