{"id":3442,"date":"2017-09-07T08:05:00","date_gmt":"2017-09-07T07:05:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/petrsagitarius.snkjablunkov.cz\/?p=3442"},"modified":"2017-09-07T08:05:00","modified_gmt":"2017-09-07T07:05:00","slug":"politicke-porno","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.jablecno.cz\/index.php\/2017\/09\/07\/politicke-porno\/","title":{"rendered":"Politick\u00e9 porno"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>V\u010derej\u0161\u00ed jedn\u00e1n\u00ed poslaneck\u00e9 sn\u011bmovny o zbaven\u00ed imunity poslanc\u016f Babi\u0161e a Falt\u00fdnka p\u0159ipom\u00ednalo vtip o blond\u00fdnce, kter\u00e1 sleduje porno, a po chv\u00edli se zept\u00e1, zda se ti dva na konci vezmou. Ka\u017ed\u00e9mu, kdo podobn\u00fd fujtajbl vid\u011bl, je p\u0159edem jasn\u00e9, \u017ee ti dva a\u017e t\u0159i (\u010dty\u0159i, p\u011bt) k olt\u00e1\u0159i nep\u016fjdou. Stejn\u00e9 to bylo v doln\u00ed komo\u0159e parlamentu. A\u0165 u\u017e lokajov\u00e9 z hnut\u00ed ANO p\u0159edv\u00e1d\u011bli gangbang (anglick\u00fd slangov\u00fd v\u00fdraz pro skupinovou soulo\u017e) na v\u0161echny zp\u016fsoby, ostatn\u00ed poslanci jejich p\u00e1n\u00ed\u010dky stejn\u011b policii k mo\u017en\u00e9mu trestn\u00edmu st\u00edh\u00e1n\u00ed v kauze \u010cap\u00ed hn\u00edzdo vydali\u2026<\/p>\n<p>Jeliko\u017e pravideln\u011b sleduji televizn\u00ed zpravodajsk\u00fd kan\u00e1l \u010cT24 a jedn\u00e1n\u00ed o tomto bod\u011b trvalo osm hodin, nebylo mo\u017en\u00e9 se rozprav\u011b vyhnout, zvl\u00e1\u0161\u0165 kdy\u017e jsem na stanici p\u0159ep\u00ednal, ve snaze zjistit, zda u\u017e plan\u00e9 kecy skon\u010dily. \u010cestn\u011b p\u0159izn\u00e1m, \u017ee jsem n\u011bkter\u00e9 projevy poslanc\u016f sledoval. Nikoliv proto, abych se uk\u00e1jel pohledem na politick\u00e9 porno, zaj\u00edmala m\u011b ubohost p\u0159edstavitel\u016f Hnut\u00ed ANO. Respektive jak hluboko jsou schopni se Babi\u0161ovi zavrtat do jeho zadku. Horlivost, s jakou se sna\u017eili zal\u00edbit se sv\u00e9mu majiteli, byla uboh\u00e1, tristn\u00ed, sm\u011b\u0161n\u00e1. P\u0159itom se v\u011bt\u0161inou jedn\u00e1 o vzd\u011blan\u00e9 lidi, ne o \u017e\u00e1dn\u00e9 troglodyty. Babi\u0161 nazval poslaneckou sn\u011bmovnu \u017evan\u00edrnou. Star\u00e9 \u010desk\u00e9 p\u0159\u00edslov\u00ed zn\u00ed \u201eod\u0159\u00edkan\u00e9ho chleba nejv\u011bt\u0161\u00ed kraj\u00edc\u201c. Hnut\u00ed ANO u\u017e d\u00e1vno dok\u00e1zalo, \u017ee je tradi\u010dn\u00ed politickou stranou. Kdo to nevid\u00ed, m\u011bl by urychlen\u011b nav\u0161t\u00edvit o\u010dn\u00edho l\u00e9ka\u0159e. Babi\u0161e by dnes volil ka\u017ed\u00fd t\u0159et\u00ed dosp\u011bl\u00fd ob\u010dan republiky. S trochou nads\u00e1zky to znamen\u00e1, \u017ee t\u0159icet procent z m\u00fdch sto sedmdes\u00e1ti dvou facebookov\u00fdch p\u0159\u00e1tel potenci\u00e1ln\u011b raz\u00ed heslo \u201eANO, bude l\u00edp\u201c a v\u011b\u0159\u00ed, \u017ee \u201ev\u0161eci kradn\u00fa\u201c. Hr\u016fza pomyslet\u2026<\/p>\n<p>Bure\u0161ovci v\u010dera zcela paralyzovali sn\u011bmovnu, kter\u00e1 tak nemohla projednat a schv\u00e1lit d\u016fle\u017eit\u00e9 z\u00e1kony. P\u0159itom mohlo b\u00fdt vymalov\u00e1no za deset minut. Kdyby se prost\u00fd miliard\u00e1\u0159 odvedle hned na po\u010d\u00e1tku postavil k \u0159e\u010dnick\u00e9mu pult\u00edku, zvedl hrd\u011b bradu a prohl\u00e1sil: \u201eZbavte m\u011b imunity. Vy\u0161et\u0159ov\u00e1n\u00ed se neboj\u00edm, som predsa nevinn\u00fd\u201c\u2026<\/p>\n<p>Anebo nen\u00ed?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>\t\t\t\t<![CDATA[]]>\t\t <a class=\"more-link\" href=\"https:\/\/www.jablecno.cz\/index.php\/2017\/09\/07\/politicke-porno\/\">\u010c\u00edst v\u00edce&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-3442","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-nezarazene"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.jablecno.cz\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3442","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.jablecno.cz\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.jablecno.cz\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.jablecno.cz\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.jablecno.cz\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=3442"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.jablecno.cz\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3442\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.jablecno.cz\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=3442"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.jablecno.cz\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=3442"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.jablecno.cz\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=3442"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}