{"id":349,"date":"2015-04-04T13:08:00","date_gmt":"2015-04-04T12:08:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/petrsagitarius.snkjablunkov.cz\/?p=349"},"modified":"2015-04-04T13:08:00","modified_gmt":"2015-04-04T12:08:00","slug":"cestina-pod-stolem","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.jablecno.cz\/index.php\/2015\/04\/04\/cestina-pod-stolem\/","title":{"rendered":"\u010ce\u0161tina pod stolem"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Tule\u0148 se\u017eral bobra a losos kolib\u0159\u00edka. V tomt\u00e9\u017e\u00a0\u010dasopise rovn\u011b\u017e otiskli n\u00e1zor, \u017ee kopretiny jsou z\u00a0olova. A Krn\u00e1\u010dov\u00e1 \u017ev\u00fdk\u00e1 \u010delistmi kuku\u0159ici, proto\u017ee je lama. P\u0159ed dv\u011bma sty lety by tomu nikdo nerozum\u011bl. Ne proto, \u017ee krom posledn\u00ed v\u011bty je v\u0161echno blbost, ale proto, \u017ee \u010de\u0161tina byla t\u00e9m\u011b\u0159 n\u011bm\u00e1. Slova tule\u0148, bobr, losos, kolib\u0159\u00edk, \u010dasopis, n\u00e1zor, kopretina, olovo, \u010delist, kuku\u0159ice ani lama neexistovala, vymysleli si je teprve n\u00e1rodn\u00ed buditel\u00e9. Jen Krn\u00e1\u010dovou vymyslel Babi\u0161\u2026<\/p>\n<p>V\u017edy m\u011b fascinovala p\u0159edstava, \u017ee n\u011bkdo vytvo\u0159il slovo, kter\u00e9 p\u0159etrv\u00e1 nav\u011bky, tedy pokud se u n\u00e1s neza\u010dne mluvit \u010d\u00ednsky. Ka\u017ed\u00fd jazyk vykr\u00e1d\u00e1 jin\u00e9, bez toho by se nevyv\u00edjel. \u010ce\u0161tina mi ov\u0161em v\u00a0posledn\u00edm desetilet\u00ed p\u0159ipom\u00edn\u00e1 \u017eenu, kterou opakovan\u011b zn\u00e1silnili. \u017de \u201el\u00eddr\u201c ODS svol\u00e1 \u201em\u00edtink\u201c strany, mi nevad\u00ed. Manipul\u00e1to\u0159i s\u00a0davem Klaus a Zeman zcela \u00fa\u010delov\u011b p\u0159i\u0161li s\u00a0opovr\u017eliv\u00fdmi v\u00fdrazy \u201epravdol\u00e1ska\u0159i\u201c a \u201elumpenkav\u00e1rna\u201c. I na tyto novotvary si m\u00e9 ucho, bohu\u017eel, zvyklo. Spolehliv\u011b m\u011b v\u0161ak dr\u00e1\u017ed\u00ed po\u017e\u00edv\u00e1n\u00ed \u010desk\u00fdch slov, kter\u00fdm je p\u0159i\u0159azov\u00e1n jin\u00fd, zcela nesmysln\u00fd v\u00fdznam. Vylo\u017een\u011b alergick\u00fd jsem pak na \u010dasto neuv\u011b\u0159iteln\u00e9 u\u017eit\u00ed celkem nevinn\u00e9ho a zcela z\u0159ejm\u00e9ho souslov\u00ed \u201ena stole\u201c\u2026<\/p>\n<p>Server Den\u00edk.cz hl\u00e1s\u00e1 \u201e\u0160\u00e9fka unijn\u00ed diplomacie: Ot\u00e1zka sankc\u00ed proti Rusku je st\u00e1le na stole\u201c. P\u0159edstavuji se komiksovou bublinu s\u00a0t\u00e1zac\u00ed v\u011btou, kterak se v\u00e1l\u00ed na desce jednac\u00edho stolu vedle \u0161\u00e1lk\u016f s\u00a0nedopitou k\u00e1vou. Pokud ji ned\u00e1 ukl\u00edze\u010dka do lednice, m\u016f\u017ee okorat \u010di zplesniv\u011bt. Jin\u00fd server tvrd\u00ed, \u017ee na stole z\u016fstala rovn\u011b\u017e \u0159eck\u00e1 ot\u00e1zka. Jde o stejn\u00fd st\u016fl? Dal\u0161\u00ed noviny tam um\u00edstily \u201eot\u00e1zku nav\u00fd\u0161en\u00ed kapit\u00e1lu\u201c?!? Za\u010d\u00edn\u00e1 b\u00fdt t\u011bsno. Na\u0161t\u011bst\u00ed je po ruce n\u00e1bytek, kam se odkl\u00e1daj\u00ed \u201eprobl\u00e9my\u201c. \u201eEuro za\u010dalo t\u00fdden oslaben\u00edm, ale \u0159eck\u00fd probl\u00e9m z\u016fst\u00e1v\u00e1 na stole\u201c. Vrchn\u00edm stoln\u00edkem \u010cesk\u00e9 republiky je z\u0159ejm\u011b premi\u00e9r Sobotka. Na st\u016fl ji\u017e um\u00edstil dohodu o vl\u00e1d\u011b, p\u0159\u00edmou volbu starost\u016f, sektorovou da\u0148, z\u00e1kon o st\u00e1tn\u00edm zastupitelstv\u00ed. Akor\u00e1t z\u00e1kon o narovn\u00e1n\u00ed st\u00e1tu a c\u00edrkv\u00ed cht\u011bl ze stolu shodit. Nen\u00ed divu, \u017ee schvalov\u00e1n\u00ed z\u00e1kon\u016f v\u00e1zne, kdy\u017e m\u00e1 premi\u00e9r na stole takov\u00fd bordel\u2026<\/p>\n<p>O politick\u00e9m slovn\u00edku si iluze ned\u011bl\u00e1m. P\u0159ipom\u00edn\u00e1 slavn\u00fd Orwell\u016fv \u201enewspeak\u201c. Kdy\u017e ov\u0161em b\u011bhem televizn\u00edho rozhovoru kn\u011bz, pedagog a evolu\u010dn\u00ed biolog Marek Orko V\u00e1cha, \u010dlov\u011bk vzd\u011blan\u00fd a kultivovan\u00fd, polo\u017eil opakovan\u011b na st\u016fl ot\u00e1zky postoje c\u00edrkve k\u00a0homosexu\u00e1l\u016fm, celib\u00e1tu a eutanazii, zpanika\u0159il jsem a \u0161el omrknout do ob\u00fdv\u00e1ku n\u00e1\u0161 st\u016fl po d\u011bde\u010dkovi. V\u00e1za s\u00a0kytkami, noviny, roze\u010dten\u00e1 kniha a hrnek od \u010daje. \u017d\u00e1dn\u00e9 ot\u00e1zky ani probl\u00e9my\u2026<\/p>\n<p>Tento stoln\u00ed paskvil patrn\u011b zdom\u00e1cn\u011bl p\u0159ed deseti lety po korup\u010dn\u00ed kauze \u201ep\u011bt v\u00a0\u010desk\u00fdch na stole\u201c\u2026<\/p>\n<p>Mate\u0159sk\u00fd jazyk je jako pole, o kter\u00e9 se mus\u00edme starat. Aby se nestalo vlivem politick\u00fdch purist\u016f je\u0161t\u011b <strong>nejneobhospoda\u0159ov\u00e1vateln\u011bj\u0161\u00ed\u2026<\/strong><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>\t\t\t\t<![CDATA[]]>\t\t <a class=\"more-link\" href=\"https:\/\/www.jablecno.cz\/index.php\/2015\/04\/04\/cestina-pod-stolem\/\">\u010c\u00edst v\u00edce&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-349","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-nezarazene"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.jablecno.cz\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/349","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.jablecno.cz\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.jablecno.cz\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.jablecno.cz\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.jablecno.cz\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=349"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.jablecno.cz\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/349\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.jablecno.cz\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=349"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.jablecno.cz\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=349"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.jablecno.cz\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=349"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}