{"id":3534,"date":"2017-11-05T09:34:26","date_gmt":"2017-11-05T08:34:26","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/petrsagitarius.snkjablunkov.cz\/?p=3534"},"modified":"2017-11-05T09:34:26","modified_gmt":"2017-11-05T08:34:26","slug":"11-dni","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.jablecno.cz\/index.php\/2017\/11\/05\/11-dni\/","title":{"rendered":"11 dn\u00ed"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Vlnu b\u011b\u017eenc\u016f p\u0159edb\u011bhla v posledn\u00edch t\u00fddnech vlna odhalov\u00e1n\u00ed p\u0159\u00edpad\u016f sexu\u00e1ln\u00edho obt\u011b\u017eov\u00e1n\u00ed. V\u0161e za\u010dalo v Hollywoodu. \u010cp\u00ed to tam ne\u0159est\u00ed, jak by \u0159ekl padouch Hogofogo p\u0159evle\u010den\u00fd za slep\u00e9ho ladi\u010de pijan. A \u017ee nejde jen o ciz\u00e1ck\u00e9 vo\u0148avky padl\u00fdch \u017een, v\u011bd\u011bl p\u0159ece ka\u017ed\u00fd\u2026<\/p>\n<p>Bohu\u017eel, situace se zcela vymkla kontrole. Najednou si kdejak\u00e1 bezv\u00fdznamn\u00e1 nula vzpomn\u011bla, \u017ee na ni ten \u010di onen slavn\u00fd herec p\u0159ed des\u00edtkami let v opilosti mrknul, s\u00e1hnul nebo jim n\u011bco za\u0161eptal do ucha. Odnesl to oscarov\u00fd Kevin Spacey za nevhodn\u00e9 chov\u00e1n\u00ed star\u00e9 dvaat\u0159icet let! Dal\u0161\u00ed zvrhl\u00edk Dustin Hoffman dokonce v roce 1985 chytil svou asistentku za zadek! Tito hnusn\u00ed chl\u00edpn\u00edci a chl\u00edpn\u00ed hnusn\u00edci nyn\u00ed za sv\u00e9 sexu\u00e1ln\u00ed zlo\u010diny pykaj\u00ed. Prvn\u00edho vyhodil ze seri\u00e1lu Domek z karet, z popul\u00e1rn\u00edho p\u0159\u00edb\u011bhu ze z\u00e1kulis\u00ed B\u00edl\u00e9ho domu, kter\u00fd p\u0159isp\u011bl ke zvolen\u00ed Trumpa v\u00edc ne\u017e arm\u00e1da rusk\u00fdch hacker\u016f. P\u0159edstavitel Rain mana se zas ve\u0159ejn\u011b kaje a omlouv\u00e1 na v\u0161echny strany. Britsk\u00e9mu ministru obrany nezlomili vaz d\u017eih\u00e1dist\u00e9 z tzv. Isl\u00e1msk\u00e9ho st\u00e1tu, se kter\u00fdmi \u00fasp\u011b\u0161n\u011b bojoval, ale jak\u00e1si novin\u00e1\u0159ka, kter\u00e9 v roce 2002 sahal b\u011bhem n\u011bjak\u00e9 recepce p\u0159i ve\u010de\u0159i na koleno. P\u0159esto\u017ee jde o z\u0159ejm\u011b o n\u011bjakou frustrovanou starou helikopt\u00e9ru, kter\u00e1 se cht\u011bla zviditelnit, st\u00e1lo nechutn\u00e9 \u201esexu\u00e1ln\u00ed\u201c obt\u011b\u017eov\u00e1n\u00ed bojovn\u00edka proti islamist\u016fm ministersk\u00e9 k\u0159eslo\u2026<\/p>\n<p>Vid\u011bno touto absurdn\u00ed purit\u00e1nskou optikou jsem m\u011bl jako starosta skon\u010dit 11. prosince 1998. V \u00fater\u00fd prvn\u00edho, \u010dty\u0159i dny po sv\u00e9m zvolen\u00ed do \u010dela Jablunkova, jsem nastoupil do pr\u00e1ce a p\u0159\u00ed\u0161t\u00ed t\u00fdden v p\u00e1tek se konala popul\u00e1rn\u00ed \u201evilijovka\u201c. Vzhledem k tomu, \u017ee jsem do t\u00e9 doby \u017e\u00e1dn\u00fd kolektiv nevedl, cht\u011bl jsem si zachovat dekorum a prezentovat se nov\u00fdm koleg\u016fm jako seri\u00f3zn\u00ed mu\u017e pevn\u00fdch mravn\u00edch z\u00e1sad. M\u011bl jsem v pl\u00e1nu dr\u017eet si odstup, nechat si vykat a \u0159\u00edkat si \u201epane starosto\u201c. Zpo\u010d\u00e1tku jsem si vedl skv\u011ble. Dekorum ze m\u011b spadlo zhruba po dvou hodin\u00e1ch a p\u011bti \u0161esti velk\u00fdch \u0161tamprl\u00edch, kter\u00e9 do m\u011b fikan\u00e9 kolegyn\u011b nalily. Tehdy na \u00fa\u0159ad\u011b pracovali tolika \u010dty\u0159i osoby mu\u017esk\u00e9ho pohlav\u00ed. Za n\u011bjak\u00e9 t\u0159i hodiny u\u017e jsem k\u0159ep\u010dil na parketu z p\u016flkou rozj\u00e1san\u00fdch p\u0159\u00edtomn\u00fdch \u017een\u0161tin, ta druh\u00e1 oblehla chud\u00e1ka m\u00edstostarostu. D\u00e1my se po m\u011b doslova v\u011b\u0161ely, tiskly se na m\u011b a do ucha mi \u0161eptaly, jak jsem mlad\u00fd, kr\u00e1sn\u00fd, \u00fa\u017easn\u00fd a skv\u011bl\u00fd. Na kter\u00fdch \u010d\u00e1stech jejich t\u011bl se postupn\u011b ocitaly moje dlan\u011b, to u\u017e si skute\u010dn\u011b nepamatuji. Ale podle fotek z akce, kter\u00e9 jsem okam\u017eit\u011b stopil, to nebyly jen kolena. Ka\u017edop\u00e1dn\u011b m\u011b v pond\u011bl\u00ed v pr\u00e1ci v\u0161ichni zdravili \u201eAhoj, P\u00e9\u0165o\u201c, p\u0159\u00edpadn\u011b \u201e\u010cau, starosto\u201c. A tak u\u017e to z\u016fstalo cel\u00fdch dal\u0161\u00edch \u0161estn\u00e1ct let. Obvin\u011bn\u00ed ze sexu\u00e1ln\u00edho obt\u011b\u017eov\u00e1n\u00ed se neboj\u00edm, jako\u017eto bezv\u00fdznamn\u00fd invalidn\u00ed d\u016fchodce dnes nikoho nezaj\u00edm\u00e1m. Kdy\u017e o tom tak p\u0159em\u00fd\u0161l\u00edm, byl jsem to vlastn\u011b j\u00e1, kdo byl tehdy sexu\u00e1ln\u011b obt\u011b\u017eov\u00e1n&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>Krom\u011b toho ne\u017eijeme v Americe \u010di v Brit\u00e1nii, ale v \u010cesku, kde m\u016f\u017ee b\u00fdt premi\u00e9rem trestn\u011b st\u00edhan\u00fd b\u00fdval\u00fd agent komunistick\u00e9 st\u00e1tn\u00ed bezpe\u010dnosti. A t\u0159etin\u011b voli\u010d\u016f to nevad\u00ed. Tam nev\u00edm, kter\u00e9 pom\u011bry jsou absurdn\u011bj\u0161\u00ed. Ty v USA \u010di Spojen\u00e9m kr\u00e1lovstv\u00ed nebo v \u010cesk\u00e9 republice\u2026<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>\t\t\t\t<![CDATA[]]>\t\t <a class=\"more-link\" href=\"https:\/\/www.jablecno.cz\/index.php\/2017\/11\/05\/11-dni\/\">\u010c\u00edst v\u00edce&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-3534","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-nezarazene"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.jablecno.cz\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3534","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.jablecno.cz\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.jablecno.cz\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.jablecno.cz\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.jablecno.cz\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=3534"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.jablecno.cz\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3534\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.jablecno.cz\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=3534"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.jablecno.cz\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=3534"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.jablecno.cz\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=3534"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}