{"id":3739,"date":"2018-02-18T09:29:11","date_gmt":"2018-02-18T08:29:11","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/petrsagitarius.snkjablunkov.cz\/?p=3739"},"modified":"2018-02-18T09:29:11","modified_gmt":"2018-02-18T08:29:11","slug":"olympijsky-sok","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.jablecno.cz\/index.php\/2018\/02\/18\/olympijsky-sok\/","title":{"rendered":"Olympijsk\u00fd \u0161ok"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Nev\u00edm, pro\u010d jsem s\u00e9rii \u010dl\u00e1nk\u016f ze zimn\u00ed olympi\u00e1dy nazval tak blb\u011b \u201epost\u0159ehy\u201c. Zn\u00ed to jako kdybych m\u011bl byst\u0159ej\u0161\u00ed vn\u00edmavost a schopnost v\u0161\u00edmat si n\u011b\u010deho, co ostatn\u00edm ob\u010das unik\u00e1. Po v\u010derej\u0161ku by bylo trapn\u00e9 pokra\u010dovat \u201ep\u011btkou\u201c. V\u010dera nad r\u00e1nem st\u0159edoevropsk\u00e9ho \u010dasu vybuchla bomba, kterou musel sly\u0161et i hluch\u00fd Eskym\u00e1k na Alja\u0161ce. Ester Ledeck\u00e1 \u0161okovala i nely\u017ea\u0159sk\u00fd sv\u011bt\u2026<\/p>\n<p>Na ly\u017e\u00edch jsem st\u00e1l naposledy v roce 1991, a p\u0159esto jsem vid\u011bl z\u00e1znam v\u00edt\u011bzstv\u00ed nyn\u00ed ji\u017e mega hv\u011bzdy Ledeck\u00e9 asi stokr\u00e1t, a to s n\u011bmeck\u00fdm, norsk\u00fdm, \u0161v\u00e9dsk\u00fdm, holandsk\u00fdm i japonsk\u00fdm koment\u00e1\u0159em, v\u010detn\u011b z\u00e1b\u011br\u016f, kdy si italsk\u00fd moder\u00e1tor rval posledn\u00ed vlasy z lys\u00e9 hlavy a \u0159val \u201ee tutto vero, e tutto vero\u201c. Pi\u0161t\u011bn\u00ed \u010desk\u00e9 \u201eodbornice\u201c, kter\u00e1 nejprve nete\u010dn\u011b hl\u00e1sila \u201etady ud\u011blala chybu, v\u0161imn\u011bte si, tady dal\u0161\u00ed\u201c a probudila se z letargie a\u017e na z\u00e1v\u011br, vstoup\u00ed do d\u011bjin, stejn\u011b jako Z\u00e1rubovo \u201ep\u0159epi\u0161te d\u011bjiny\u201c. Jako obvykle jsem byl a po\u0159\u00e1d jsem nam\u011bkko. Sobotn\u00ed probuzen\u00ed \u201ePet\u0159e vst\u00e1vej, Ledeck\u00e1 vyhr\u00e1la super d\u017e\u00ed\u201c jsem si vysnil u\u017e v minul\u00e9m \u010dl\u00e1nku, ov\u0161em pro zm\u011bnu mi v hlav\u011b nezn\u00ed Mukova p\u00edse\u0148, ale Ledeck\u00e9ho \u201eNa pt\u00e1ky jsme kr\u00e1tk\u00fd, na pt\u00e1ky jsme mal\u00fd p\u00e1ky\u201c. Po \u010desk\u00e9 hymn\u011b moment\u00e1ln\u011b v \u010dele hitpar\u00e1dy. Nech\u00e1m si ji hr\u00e1t cel\u00fd t\u00fdden\u2026<\/p>\n<p>Trochu \u0161kodolib\u011b a py\u0161n\u011b jsem si p\u0159edstavoval, jak se nyn\u00ed c\u00edt\u00ed v\u0161echny superstar alpsk\u00e9ho ly\u017eov\u00e1n\u00ed v \u010dele s Lindey Vonn, \u017ee jim to nandala snowboardistka z n\u011bjak\u00e9 mal\u00e9 St\u0159edozem\u011b kdesi v Evrop\u011b na ly\u017e\u00edch ze sekond handu, kter\u00e1 sjela trat\u011b super d\u017e\u00ed letos teprve po dev\u00e1t\u00e9. To by nasralo. Podobn\u011b by se tv\u00e1\u0159il ke\u0148sk\u00fd vytrvalec, kter\u00fd cel\u00fd \u017eivot hlt\u00e1 tis\u00edce kilometr\u016f, aby nakonec olympijsk\u00fd maraton vyhr\u00e1l Usain Bolt. Pokud se n\u011bkomu zd\u00e1, \u017ee j\u00edzda na prkn\u011b a na ly\u017e\u00edch se od sebe moc neli\u0161\u00ed, proto\u017ee se jede dol\u016f z kopce na sn\u011bhu, je to stejn\u00fd argument, jako kdyby n\u011bkdo tvrdil, \u017ee sprint a maraton se b\u011bh\u00e1 po rovin\u011b a v tren\u00fdrk\u00e1ch. Jestli na\u0161e Esterka vyhraje olympijsk\u00fd z\u00e1vod na snowboardu, tak to, co se bude d\u00edt, je mimo mou fantazii\u2026<\/p>\n<p>\u201eNa Ester jste kr\u00e1tk\u00fd, na Ester jste mal\u00fd p\u00e1ky\u201c<\/p>\n<p>P.S. Na kreatury typu r\u00e1doby prezidenta a est\u00e9b\u00e1ka Babi\u0161e jsem \u00fapln\u011b, ale \u00fapln\u011b zapomn\u011bl\u2026<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>\t\t\t\t<![CDATA[]]>\t\t <a class=\"more-link\" href=\"https:\/\/www.jablecno.cz\/index.php\/2018\/02\/18\/olympijsky-sok\/\">\u010c\u00edst v\u00edce&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-3739","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-nezarazene"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.jablecno.cz\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3739","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.jablecno.cz\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.jablecno.cz\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.jablecno.cz\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.jablecno.cz\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=3739"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.jablecno.cz\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3739\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.jablecno.cz\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=3739"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.jablecno.cz\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=3739"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.jablecno.cz\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=3739"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}