{"id":3787,"date":"2018-03-09T11:56:06","date_gmt":"2018-03-09T10:56:06","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/petrsagitarius.snkjablunkov.cz\/?p=3787"},"modified":"2018-03-09T11:56:06","modified_gmt":"2018-03-09T10:56:06","slug":"svaty-klaus","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.jablecno.cz\/index.php\/2018\/03\/09\/svaty-klaus\/","title":{"rendered":"Svat\u00fd Klaus"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>P\u0159izn\u00e1m se, \u017ee jsem inaugura\u010dn\u00ed projev nov\u00e9ho prezidenta na \u017eivo nesly\u0161el ani nevid\u011bl. Krom\u011b toho, \u017ee se mi z poslechu pana Zemana i z pohledu na n\u011bj d\u011bl\u00e1 nevolno, tak se dostavil efekt zvan\u00fd \u201ekrasobruslen\u00ed\u201c. Rodi\u010de tento sport r\u00e1di sledovali, ale kdy\u017e jeli \u201ena\u0161i\u201c, odch\u00e1zel jsem do kuchyn\u011b, abych nevid\u011bl p\u00e1d po trojit\u00e9m lutzu. Nezvl\u00e1dal jsem to. D\u00edval jsem se pak z\u00e1znam, kdy u\u017e jsem v\u011bd\u011bl, \u017ee se j\u00edzda povedla\u2026<\/p>\n<p>Sta\u010dilo mi proto post faktum sledovat \u010cT24, kde slavnostn\u00ed ud\u00e1lost rozeb\u00edrali stylem \u201erozbijanie guwna na atomy\u201c. Po povinn\u00e9 j\u00edzd\u011b, kde Zeman mimo jin\u00e9 sl\u00edbil zachov\u00e1vat \u00dastavu \u010cR, ani\u017e by se jej\u00edho kni\u017en\u00edho vyd\u00e1n\u00ed dotknul (tady bych mu nezazl\u00edval, \u017ee na text ka\u0161le, sp\u00ed\u0161 pot\u0159eboval jako\u017eto rozt\u0159esen\u00fd sta\u0159\u00edk pevn\u011bj\u0161\u00ed oporu), n\u00e1sledovala voln\u00e1 j\u00edzda. Ihned p\u0159i\u0161el p\u00e1d. Nikoliv ov\u0161em na zadek (na\u0161t\u011bst\u00ed &#8211; zlomen\u00fd kr\u010dek nedok\u00e1\u017ee odej\u00edt jako cukrovka), ale na mor\u00e1ln\u00ed dno. Prezidentovo poselstv\u00ed n\u00e1rodu, kter\u00e9 v tento v\u00fdjime\u010dn\u00fd st\u00e1tnick\u00fd okam\u017eik nejvy\u0161\u0161\u00ed reprezentant na\u0161\u00ed zem\u011b sd\u011bluje, by se dalo shrnout do v\u011bty \u201enovin\u00e1\u0159i medi\u00ed pat\u0159\u00edc\u00edch gr\u00e1zlovi Bakalovi, ale tak\u00e9 ve\u0159ejnopr\u00e1vn\u00ed \u010cesk\u00e9 televize nezasluhuj\u00ed na\u0161i \u00factu a slou\u017e\u00ed stran\u011b TOP 09\u201c. I p\u0159es proklamovanou zdr\u017eenlivost, kterou sl\u00edbil ihned po v\u00edt\u011bzstv\u00ed ve volb\u00e1ch, se pustil do vy\u0159izov\u00e1n\u00ed si \u00fa\u010dt\u016f s t\u011bmi, kdo si dovolili jej kritizovat. M\u00edsto projevu moudr\u00e9ho st\u00e1tn\u00edka, kter\u00fd chce spojovat n\u00e1rod, jak tak\u00e9 sl\u00edbil, otev\u0159el poklop kan\u00e1lu a vypustil sv\u016fj smrad&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>B\u011bhem projevu se n\u011bkte\u0159\u00ed politici zvedli a ode\u0161li. \u0158\u00edkal jsem si, zda neodlep\u00ed pozad\u00ed od Ple\u010dnikovy \u017eidle ur\u010den\u00e9 t\u011bm nejvz\u00e1cn\u011bj\u0161\u00edm p\u0159izvan\u00fdm, tak\u00e9 Alex Myn\u00e1\u0159ov\u00e1. Pot\u00e9, co svatebn\u00ed sv\u011bdek man\u017eela sm\u00edchal jej\u00edho b\u00fdval\u00e9ho zam\u011bstnavatele, \u010ceskou televizi, s bl\u00e1tem, m\u011bla b\u00fdt prvn\u00ed, kdo vysko\u010d\u00ed jako srnka a d\u00e1 najevo odchodem ze s\u00e1lu hrdost ve\u0159ejnopr\u00e1vn\u00edch \u017eurnalist\u016f\u2026<\/p>\n<p>Ke sv\u00e9mu ned\u00e1vn\u00e9mu \u010dl\u00e1nku o tom, co by m\u011b nikdy nenapadlo, p\u0159id\u00e1v\u00e1m dal\u0161\u00ed \u201enenapadlo\u201c. Nikdy by m\u011b nenapadlo, \u017ee p\u0159i pohledu na mstiv\u00e9ho sta\u0159\u00edka pln\u00e9ho \u017elu\u010di zavzpom\u00edn\u00e1m na jeho p\u0159edch\u016fdce povzdechem \u201esvat\u00fd Klaus\u201c. Mohu m\u00edt a m\u00e1m k tomu blazeovan\u00e9mu Narcisovi a jeho n\u00e1zor\u016fm milion v\u00fdhrad, ale jedno mu nelze up\u0159\u00edt. Pokud zrovna nekradl propisky, zachov\u00e1val formu nejvy\u0161\u0161\u00edho \u00fastavn\u00edho \u010dinitele, za kter\u00e9ho se nemus\u00edme styd\u011bt. Nechlastal, nehulil, budil zd\u00e1n\u00ed kondice, neur\u00e1\u017eel na potk\u00e1n\u00ed sv\u00e9 oponenty a \u017eeny, nemluvil ve\u0159ejn\u011b o likvidaci novin\u00e1\u0159\u016f\u2026<\/p>\n<p>V\u00e1clav Klaus prost\u011b vypadal jako prezident, nikoliv jako Jabba Hutt ze Star Wars\u2026<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>\t\t\t\t<![CDATA[]]>\t\t <a class=\"more-link\" href=\"https:\/\/www.jablecno.cz\/index.php\/2018\/03\/09\/svaty-klaus\/\">\u010c\u00edst v\u00edce&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-3787","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-nezarazene"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.jablecno.cz\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3787","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.jablecno.cz\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.jablecno.cz\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.jablecno.cz\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.jablecno.cz\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=3787"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.jablecno.cz\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3787\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.jablecno.cz\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=3787"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.jablecno.cz\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=3787"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.jablecno.cz\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=3787"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}