{"id":3795,"date":"2018-03-16T13:44:04","date_gmt":"2018-03-16T12:44:04","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/petrsagitarius.snkjablunkov.cz\/?p=3795"},"modified":"2018-03-16T13:44:04","modified_gmt":"2018-03-16T12:44:04","slug":"simsala-bim","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.jablecno.cz\/index.php\/2018\/03\/16\/simsala-bim\/","title":{"rendered":"Simsala bim"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Iluzionista je \u010dlov\u011bk, kter\u00fd prost\u0159ednictv\u00edm sv\u00fdch manipulativn\u00edch schopnost\u00ed, znalosti lidsk\u00e9 psychologie a hereck\u00e9ho talentu vytv\u00e1\u0159\u00ed klam, efekt s c\u00edlem pobavit div\u00e1ka. Podstata triku spo\u010d\u00edv\u00e1 hlavn\u011b v odveden\u00ed pozornosti obecenstva od n\u011b\u010deho, co se iluzionista chyst\u00e1 v danou chv\u00edli skute\u010dn\u011b prov\u00e9st. Pokud je on\u00edm kouzeln\u00edkem politik bez skrupul\u00ed, jde mu o uchv\u00e1cen\u00ed moci. Nejl\u00e9pe absolutn\u00ed\u2026<\/p>\n<p>P\u016fl roku po volb\u00e1ch do poslaneck\u00e9 sn\u011bmovny jsme sv\u011bdky neust\u00e1l\u00e9ho vytv\u00e1\u0159en\u00ed expertn\u00edch t\u00fdm\u016f parlamentn\u00edch stran a jedn\u00e1n\u00ed o programov\u00fdch pr\u016fnic\u00edch. Sch\u016fzky nikam nevedou, co\u017e je ob\u010dan\u016fm p\u0159edem jasn\u00e9. Falt\u00fdnek co by asistentka velk\u00e9ho Houdiniho nyn\u00ed s brejli\u010dkama v ruce a s hlavi\u010dkou na stranu tvrd\u00ed, \u017ee hnut\u00ed ANO 2001 bude jednat ji\u017e jen exkluzivn\u011b se soci\u00e1ln\u00edmi demokraty a \u017ee jejich spole\u010dn\u00e1 vl\u00e1da s podporou komunist\u016f vznikne do konce dubna. Klokani ov\u0161em l\u00edtaj\u00ed v b\u0159eznu. Pr\u00e1v\u011b nyn\u00ed se toti\u017e odehr\u00e1v\u00e1 z\u00e1sadn\u00ed klam p\u0159\u00edmo p\u0159ed o\u010dima voli\u010d\u016f. Trestn\u011b st\u00edhan\u00fd premi\u00e9r v demisi obj\u00ed\u017ed\u00ed kraje a slibuje hory doly \u010dern\u00fd les Ve form\u011b pen\u011bz ze st\u00e1tn\u00ed kasy. K v\u010derej\u0161\u00edmu dni u\u017e stihl naslibovat 70 miliard korun. Pen\u00edze na sport, infrastrukturu, ekologii, na platy u\u010ditel\u016f a vy\u0161\u0161\u00ed d\u016fchody. Sl\u00edbil slevy na j\u00edzdn\u00e9 senior\u016fm a student\u016fm a sn\u00ed\u017een\u00ed dan\u00ed. V\u0161echno bude, m\u00e1slo, ml\u00e9ko, chleba, jen to, bohu\u017eel, neuvid\u00ed Bo\u017eena N\u011bmcov\u00e1. Hlavn\u011b, \u017ee to vid\u00ed ob\u010dan\u00e9, jak\u00e9ho tu m\u00e1me Santa Klause\u2026<\/p>\n<p>Houdinimu je od po\u010d\u00e1tku jasn\u00e9, \u017ee vl\u00e1du s d\u016fv\u011brou sn\u011bmovny nesestav\u00ed, ani kdyby na koze jezdil. Vl\u00e1da odborn\u00edk\u016f a odbornic, z nich jedna si spletla v\u00e1lky a napsala, \u017ee na\u0161i legion\u00e1\u0159i bojovali v roce 1918 s Hitlerem, dal\u0161\u00ed neust\u00e1le rezignuje kv\u016fli SPD, p\u0159itom p\u0159i volb\u011b m\u00edstop\u0159edsedy sn\u011bmovny dal hlas Okamurovi, slou\u017e\u00ed pouze jako poprav\u010d\u00ed \u010deta p\u0159i \u010distk\u00e1ch na ministerstvech, v kl\u00ed\u010dov\u00fdch \u00fa\u0159adech a st\u00e1tn\u00edch firm\u00e1ch a v policejn\u00edch slo\u017ek\u00e1ch. Velk\u00fd Iluzionista nech\u00e1 svou asistentku, aby nekone\u010dn\u00fdm expertn\u00edm vyjedn\u00e1v\u00e1n\u00edm odvedla pozornost v\u0161ech od sv\u00e9ho hlavn\u00edho triku, od dosa\u017een\u00ed p\u0159ed\u010dasn\u00fdch voleb\u2026<\/p>\n<p>Prost\u00fd miliard\u00e1\u0159 odvedle chce kone\u010dn\u011b zv\u00edt\u011bzit tak, aby m\u011blo hnut\u00ed ANO 2011 v PS v\u011bt\u0161inu a nemusel poslouchat otravn\u00e9 bzu\u010den\u00ed strani\u010dek. V\u00ed, \u017ee \u010cSSD je na pokraji finan\u010dn\u00edho, ideov\u00e9ho i person\u00e1ln\u00edho kolapsu, komunisti p\u0159estali b\u00fdt \u201ecool\u201c pro seniory, kter\u00e9 s\u00e1m zhypnotizoval. Topka, STANostov\u00e9 a lidovci budou r\u00e1di, kdy\u017e jejich \u010dinnost p\u0159i podpo\u0159e t\u0159\u00ed, \u010dty\u0159 procent nep\u0159estane financovat st\u00e1t. Jedin\u00ed, kdo mohou \u010d\u00e1ste\u010dn\u011b pos\u00edlit boudou Pir\u00e1ti a ODS. Referenty v budouc\u00ed firm\u011b Agrofert \u010cR dopln\u00ed je\u0161t\u011b SPD\u2026<\/p>\n<p>Babi\u0161 rokov\u00e1n\u00edm o sestaven\u00ed vl\u00e1dy jen odv\u00e1d\u00ed pozornost od c\u00edlen\u00e9ho sm\u011b\u0159ov\u00e1n\u00ed k nov\u00fdm volb\u00e1m, ve kter\u00fdch d\u00edky miliardov\u00fdm slib\u016fm ostatn\u00ed strany tot\u00e1ln\u011b p\u0159ev\u00e1lcuje\u2026<\/p>\n<p>Simsala bim\u2026<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>\t\t\t\t<![CDATA[]]>\t\t <a class=\"more-link\" href=\"https:\/\/www.jablecno.cz\/index.php\/2018\/03\/16\/simsala-bim\/\">\u010c\u00edst v\u00edce&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-3795","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-nezarazene"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.jablecno.cz\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3795","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.jablecno.cz\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.jablecno.cz\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.jablecno.cz\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.jablecno.cz\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=3795"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.jablecno.cz\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3795\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.jablecno.cz\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=3795"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.jablecno.cz\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=3795"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.jablecno.cz\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=3795"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}