{"id":38,"date":"2014-12-13T16:17:55","date_gmt":"2014-12-13T15:17:55","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/petrsagitarius.snkjablunkov.cz\/?p=38"},"modified":"2014-12-13T16:17:55","modified_gmt":"2014-12-13T15:17:55","slug":"nekdo-tu-je","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.jablecno.cz\/index.php\/2014\/12\/13\/nekdo-tu-je\/","title":{"rendered":"N\u011bkdo tu je?!"},"content":{"rendered":"<div>Z\u00e1hady a hororov\u00e9 situace pat\u0159\u00ed k \u017eivotu. Po vyn\u00e1lezu kinematografick\u00e9ho p\u0159\u00edstroje se vyvol\u00e1v\u00e1n\u00ed \u00fazkosti a hr\u016fzy dostalo ihned do filmu. U\u017e jeho vyn\u00e1lezci, brat\u0159i Lumi\u00e9rov\u00e9, vytvo\u0159ili historicky prvn\u00edm prom\u00edtan\u00fdm filmem iluzi vlaku jedouc\u00edho do nic nech\u00e1paj\u00edc\u00edch zd\u011b\u0161en\u00fdch div\u00e1k\u016f. Dnes sice ch\u00e1peme, ale boj\u00edme se stejn\u011b\u2026<\/div>\n<div>Ani bodaj\u00edc\u00ed \u010depel skrz z\u00e1v\u011bs sprchy a sugestivn\u00ed hudba v Hitchcockov\u011b Psychu, m\u00e9m prvn\u00edm d\u011btsk\u00e9m setk\u00e1n\u00ed s hororem, m\u011b neodradily od tohoto \u017e\u00e1nru. Zvl\u00e1dal jsem state\u010dn\u011b d\u011bsiv\u00e9 n\u00e1lety Pt\u00e1k\u016f, krvav\u00e9 \u010celisti i vra\u017ed\u00edc\u00edho Vet\u0159elce. Neuhnul jsem o\u010dima p\u0159ed pohledem Damiena p\u0159i hymn\u011b Ave Satani v klasice The Omen. Mou psychiku v\u0161ak nadobro rozvr\u00e1til a\u017e horor Kruh! Film z\u00e1m\u011brn\u011b p\u0159ipom\u00edn\u00e1 ten nejt\u00ed\u017eiv\u011bj\u0161\u00ed sen. Postava mrtv\u00e9 nete\u0159e hlavn\u00ed hrdinky derouc\u00ed se z televizn\u00ed obrazovky zp\u016fsobila nav\u017edy trhlinu v m\u00e9 racionalit\u011b. I nejasn\u00e1 banalita te\u010f m\u016f\u017ee zp\u016fsobit, \u017ee vid\u00edm ml\u017enou postavu proch\u00e1zet zd\u00ed\u2026<\/div>\n<div>Nen\u00ed nic ot\u0159epan\u011bj\u0161\u00edho, ne\u017e kdy\u017e kr\u00e1tkozrak\u00fd \u010dlov\u011bk nem\u016f\u017ee naj\u00edt br\u00fdle. Vcelku b\u011b\u017en\u00e1 situace. Panika vznik\u00e1 a\u017e tehdy, kdy\u017e skla nenahmat\u00e1 na obvykl\u00e9m odkl\u00e1dac\u00edm m\u00edst\u011b. Ned\u00e1vno takhle za\u010dala zmatkovat m\u00e1 \u017eena. Bylo r\u00e1no a za p\u016fl hodiny na ni ve \u0161kole \u010dekala t\u0159\u00edda d\u011bt\u00ed, kter\u00e9 netou\u017e\u00ed po ni\u010dem jin\u00e9m v\u00edc, ne\u017e aby u\u010ditel zme\u0161kal vyu\u010dov\u00e1n\u00ed. Po chv\u00edli nevidom\u00e9ho t\u00e1p\u00e1n\u00ed v prostoru si p\u016fj\u010dila br\u00fdle m\u00e9. Trasu do koupelny zvl\u00e1dnu i poslepu. Cestou jsem je\u0161t\u011b ze vzd\u00e1lenosti p\u011bti centimetr\u016f ohledal okem i hmatem odkl\u00e1dac\u00ed plochu pro br\u00fdle. Nic. Mou rann\u00ed hygienu p\u0159eru\u0161il v\u00fdk\u0159ik radosti z n\u00e1lezu, kter\u00fd vyst\u0159\u00eddal \u00fadiv nad skute\u010dnost\u00ed, \u017ee se br\u00fdle nach\u00e1zej\u00ed na odkladi\u0161ti, kde zcela ur\u010dit\u011b p\u0159ed t\u00edm nebyly! Z\u00e1hada zv\u00edc\u00ed Blair Witch\u2026<\/div>\n<div>Ne\u017e m\u00e1 \u017eena, kter\u00e1 je jinak synonymem racion\u00e1ln\u00edho uva\u017eov\u00e1n\u00ed, p\u0159i\u0161la po patn\u00e1cti minut\u00e1ch a rekonstrukci p\u0159\u00edpadu \u00e1 la Hercule Poirot na to, si br\u00fdle odlo\u017eila p\u0159i f\u00e9nov\u00e1n\u00ed do klubka kor\u00e1l\u016f, aby se bez nich vr\u00e1tila do lo\u017enice a p\u00e1trala po nich na obvykl\u00e9m m\u00edst\u011b. Posl\u00e9ze je marn\u011b hledala mou zap\u016fj\u010denou optikou, se kterou na\u0161la akor\u00e1t sv\u00e9 n\u00e1hradn\u00ed br\u00fdle. Ty z nevysv\u011btliteln\u00e9ho d\u016fvodu, po op\u011btovn\u00e9m f\u00e9nov\u00e1n\u00ed, polo\u017eila na odkladi\u0161t\u011b a zapomn\u011bla na to. Pot\u00e9 znovu bloudila bytem jak Th\u00e9seus labyrintem. Nakonec skon\u010dila zas v lo\u017enici u aktu\u00e1ln\u00edho pupku vesm\u00edru, plochy pro br\u00fdle, kde nahmatala n\u00e1hradn\u00ed, ov\u0161em v domn\u011bn\u00ed, \u017ee na\u0161la sv\u00e9 sou\u010dasn\u00e9!<\/div>\n<div>Zat\u00edmco m\u00e1 drah\u00e1 cho\u0165 znovu za\u010dala \u0161mejdit po byt\u011b, ne\u017e kone\u010dn\u011b zaost\u0159ila na ne\u0161\u0165astn\u00e9 klubko kor\u00e1l\u016f, m\u016fj mozek \u0161lapal vodu. Nejprve m\u011b napadla my\u0161lenka teleportace br\u00fdl\u00ed do jin\u00e9 dimenze, pak m\u011b oblila hr\u016fza! Je tu je\u0161t\u011b n\u011bkdo dal\u0161\u00ed! Zd\u00e1lo se mi na okam\u017eik, \u017ee temn\u00e1 postava s obrou\u010dkami na nose miz\u00ed skrz ze\u010f k soused\u016fm\u2026<\/div>\n<div>Horor nebo Alzheimer v ran\u00e9m stadiu? Obrovskou radost z cel\u00e9 kalv\u00e1rie ov\u0161em m\u011bly bezprizorn\u00ed d\u011bti ve t\u0159\u00edd\u011b\u2026<\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>\t\t\t\t<![CDATA[]]>\t\t <a class=\"more-link\" href=\"https:\/\/www.jablecno.cz\/index.php\/2014\/12\/13\/nekdo-tu-je\/\">\u010c\u00edst v\u00edce&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-38","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-nezarazene"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.jablecno.cz\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/38","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.jablecno.cz\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.jablecno.cz\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.jablecno.cz\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.jablecno.cz\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=38"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.jablecno.cz\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/38\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.jablecno.cz\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=38"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.jablecno.cz\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=38"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.jablecno.cz\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=38"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}