D\u011bj sci-fi ak\u010dn\u00ed komedie Demolition Man se odehr\u00e1v\u00e1 v roce 2032 v Los Angeles v jak\u00e9si dokonal\u00e9 spole\u010dnosti pln\u00e9 harmonie, m\u00edru a dobr\u00fdch mrav\u016f. Chacha! Pokud \u010dlov\u011bk zakleje, okam\u017eit\u011b mu v\u0161e monitoruj\u00edc\u00ed po\u010d\u00edta\u010d ozn\u00e1m\u00ed poru\u0161en\u00ed slovn\u00edho mor\u00e1ln\u00edho kodexu a napa\u0159\u00ed pokutu. P\u0159edpokl\u00e1d\u00e1m, \u017ee pen\u00edze z t\u00e9to trestn\u00e9 \u010dinnosti jdou do st\u00e1tn\u00edho rozpo\u010dtu. Pokud chce n\u00e1\u0161 dobrodinec Babi\u0161 p\u0159idat u\u010ditel\u016fm a d\u016fchodc\u016fm, zav\u00e9st slevy j\u00edzdn\u00e9ho, stav\u011bt stovky kilometr\u016f d\u00e1lnic a rychlobrusla\u0159sk\u00fd stadion pro S\u00e1bl\u00edkovou, a nevyt\u00e1hne z klobouku zapomenutou miliardu na kter\u00e9mkoliv ministerstvu, hle, inspirace\u2026<\/p>\n
Sazebn\u00edk pokut:
\nSakry\u0161 – 5 K\u010d
\nBlbe\u010dku \u2013 5 K\u010d
\nDo h\u00e1je \u2013 5 K\u010d
\nSrabe \u2013 5 K\u010d
\nTlu\u010dhubo \u2013 5 K\u010d
\nSakra \u2013 10 K\u010d
\nPitom\u010de \u2013 10 K\u010d
\nVole \u2013 15 K\u010d
\nKr\u00e1vo \u2013 15 K\u010d
\nHovno \u2013 20K\u010d
\nHajzle \u2013 20 K\u010d
\nSr\u00e1\u010di\/sr\u00e1t \u2013 25 K\u010d
\nDo prdele\/prdel \u2013 30 K\u010d
\nJebat\/Jebem na v\u00e1s \u2013 60 K\u010d
\nZm.rde \u2013 60 K\u010d
\n\u010cu.\u00e1ku \u2013 65 K\u010d
\nKu.do \u2013 70 K\u010d
\nKu.do z ryby \u2013 75 K\u010d
\nKu.va \u2013 80 K\u010d
\nKo.oti – 85
\nJebem na v\u00e1s, ko.oti – 90 K\u010d
\nP\u00ed.o \u2013 90 K\u010d
\nZas.an\u00e1 p\u00ed.o – 100 K\u010d
\nOvare \u2013 200 K\u010d
\nZku.ven\u00fd ovare \u2013 1000 K\u010d<\/p>\n
P\u011bti letech fungov\u00e1n\u00ed kodexu a \u00fasp\u011b\u0161n\u00e9ho vym\u00e1h\u00e1n\u00ed pokut bychom ekonomicky p\u0159edb\u011bhli N\u011bmecko, Ban\u00edk Ostrava by koupil Ronalda i Messiho a porazil Barcelonu, mzdy ve spole\u010dnosti OKD by p\u0159ev\u00fd\u0161ily platy v mladoboleslavsk\u00e9 \u0160kodovce\u2026<\/p>\n
Dok\u00e1\u017eu si p\u0159edstavit, \u017ee trestn\u011b st\u00edhan\u00fd premi\u00e9r v demisi by jen b\u011bhem p\u016flro\u010dn\u00edho vyjedn\u00e1v\u00e1n\u00ed s potenci\u00e1ln\u00edmi koali\u010dn\u00edmi stranami o d\u016fv\u011b\u0159e vl\u00e1dy zaplatil na pokut\u00e1ch za poru\u0161en\u00ed slovn\u00edho mor\u00e1ln\u00edho kodexu n\u011bkolik miliard…<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"