Simulov\u00e1n\u00ed neboli p\u0159edst\u00edr\u00e1n\u00ed pat\u0159\u00ed k \u017eivotu. Sedmdes\u00e1t procent \u017een p\u0159edst\u00edr\u00e1 orgasmus. A pokud ne v\u017edycky, tak aspo\u0148 n\u011bkdy. Babi\u0161 p\u0159edst\u00edr\u00e1, \u017ee mu jde o blaho ob\u010dan\u016f. Jako starosta jsem ob\u010das p\u0159edst\u00edral, \u017ee m\u011b n\u011bkter\u00e9 probl\u00e9my nebo n\u011bkte\u0159\u00ed ob\u010dan\u00e9 Jablunkova zaj\u00edmaj\u00ed. Pokud si odmysl\u00edm simulaci ve smyslu modelov\u00e1n\u00ed \u010di testov\u00e1n\u00ed n\u011bkter\u00fdch syst\u00e9m\u016f s c\u00edlem z\u00edskat lep\u0161\u00ed poznatky o jejich fungov\u00e1n\u00ed, je podstatou klamav\u00e9ho jedn\u00e1n\u00ed z\u016fstat neodhaleno. Alespo\u0148 do t\u00e9 doby, ne\u017e z jogurtu s fale\u0161n\u00fdm datem spot\u0159eby, nedostane kupuj\u00edc\u00ed pr\u016fjem\u2026<\/p>\n
\u2026anebo nen\u00ed na\u0159\u00edzen pokutov\u00fd kop \u010di aspo\u0148 nebezpe\u010dn\u00e1 standardka. Hovo\u0159\u00edm o simulaci faul\u016f b\u011bhem utk\u00e1n\u00ed na prob\u00edhaj\u00edc\u00edm mistrovstv\u00ed sv\u011bta ve fotbale v Rusku. Portugalsk\u00e9ho stopera Pep\u00e9ho popl\u00e1cal marock\u00fd kapit\u00e1n p\u0159\u00e1telsky po z\u00e1dech a b\u00fdval\u00fd hr\u00e1\u010d Realu Madrid se okam\u017eit\u011b zhroutil, jako kdyby mu protihr\u00e1\u010d zlomil p\u00e1te\u0159. Z\u00e1pasy sleduj\u00ed des\u00edtky kamer, tak\u017ee z\u00e1b\u011bry brut\u00e1ln\u00edho napaden\u00ed obr\u00e1nce oblet\u011bly ve zpomalen\u00e9m z\u00e1b\u011bru cel\u00fd sv\u011bt. Sv\u00edjel se bolest\u00ed, jako kdyby na n\u011bj muslim z Maroka p\u00e1chal d\u017eih\u00e1d. Podobn\u00e9 man\u00fdry m\u00edvaj\u00ed tak\u00e9 hv\u011bzdn\u00ed Neymar s Ronaldem, kte\u0159\u00ed nav\u00edc tr\u00e1v\u00ed hodinu u kade\u0159n\u00edka, ne\u017e vyb\u011bhnou na tr\u00e1vn\u00edk\u2026<\/p>\n
Pot\u00e9, co jsem vid\u011bl z\u00e1pas \u0160pan\u011blsko \u2013 \u00cdr\u00e1n, nech\u00e1pu, koho se Trump, kter\u00fd s\u00e1m p\u0159edst\u00edr\u00e1 inteligenci, tak boj\u00ed. Zat\u00edm jsem nevid\u011bl \u017e\u00e1dn\u00e9 hr\u00e1\u010de tak teatr\u00e1ln\u011b p\u0159edst\u00edrat neexistuj\u00edc\u00ed fauly a v\u00e1let se v bolestech na h\u0159i\u0161ti, jako fotbalisty ob\u00e1van\u00e9 muslimsk\u00e9 zem\u011b, kter\u00e1 tou\u017e\u00ed st\u00e1t se jadernou velmoc\u00ed. To \u017ee jsou ti tvrd\u00ed \u0161\u00edit\u0161t\u00ed mu\u017ei, kte\u0159\u00ed bojovali s Kurdy proti Isl\u00e1msk\u00e9mu st\u00e1tu? Kte\u0159\u00ed vyhro\u017euj\u00ed Izraeli likvidac\u00ed? Mu\u017ei vyzn\u00e1vaj\u00edc\u00ed All\u00e1ha, kter\u00fd d\u00e1v\u00e1 terorist\u016fm chorou odvahu odp\u00e1lit se v davu lid\u00ed, si hr\u00e1li na baletky. A to baletk\u00e1m k\u0159ivd\u00edm. Druh\u00e1 mo\u017enost je, \u017ee \u00cdr\u00e1n je obecn\u011b mistr v p\u0159edst\u00edr\u00e1n\u00ed. T\u0159eba v zastaven\u00ed jadern\u00e9ho programu. To by ov\u0161em dokazovalo Trumpovu inteligenci.:-)<\/p>\n
V podobn\u00fdch p\u0159\u00edpadech bych doporu\u010doval aplikovat na notorick\u00e9 simulanty osv\u011bd\u010denou metodu doktora Gr\u00fcnsteina, kter\u00fd proslul v\u00fdrokem \u201eDas ganze tschechische Volk ist eine Simulantenbande\u201c. Aspirin a chinin v kombinaci s v\u00fdplachem \u017ealudku, klyst\u00fdrem a studen\u00fdmi z\u00e1baly\u2026<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"