{"id":3976,"date":"2018-07-06T09:56:03","date_gmt":"2018-07-06T08:56:03","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/petrsagitarius.snkjablunkov.cz\/?p=3976"},"modified":"2018-07-06T09:56:03","modified_gmt":"2018-07-06T08:56:03","slug":"hlad-je-svine","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.jablecno.cz\/index.php\/2018\/07\/06\/hlad-je-svine\/","title":{"rendered":"Hlad je svin\u011b"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Za posledn\u00edch n\u011bkolik tis\u00edc let \u010dlov\u011bk podlehl dojmu, \u017ee stoj\u00ed na vrcholu potravinov\u00e9ho \u0159et\u011bzce, kdy siln\u011bj\u0161\u00ed druhy v r\u00e1mci potravn\u00edch vztah\u016f v ekosyst\u00e9mu po\u017e\u00edraj\u00ed ty slab\u0161\u00ed. Ne v\u017edy, samoz\u0159ejm\u011b. Jsem si docela jist, \u017ee p\u0159eperu \u017e\u00e1bu, ale ur\u010dit\u011b bych ji nesn\u011bdl. Tedy pokud bych nezm\u00edral hlady na pust\u00e9m ostrov\u011b, eventu\u00e1ln\u011b nebyl Francouz. P\u0159i pohledu na hezkou osobu tak\u00e9 leckdo \u0159ekne, \u017ee je k se\u017er\u00e1n\u00ed. V p\u0159\u00edpad\u011b Vicy Kerekes jsem si docela jist, \u017ee by m\u011b zabil jej\u00ed svalnat\u00fd p\u0159\u00edtel Musa, ledva bych to v jej\u00ed bl\u00edzkosti vyslovil, mo\u017en\u00e1 si to jen pomyslel. P\u0159ibl\u00ed\u017een\u00ed k Vice je ov\u0161em vysoce nepravd\u011bpodobn\u00e9\u2026<\/p>\n<p>Pytl\u00e1k\u016fm v jihoafrick\u00e9m parku, kte\u0159\u00ed vyrazili v \u00fater\u00fd do bu\u0161e vra\u017edit nosoro\u017ece, se tak\u00e9 zd\u00e1lo vysoce nepravd\u011bpodobn\u00e9, \u017ee by je mohl z vrcholu potravinov\u00e9ho \u0159et\u011bzce n\u011bkdo sesadit. Narazili v\u0161ak v noci na skupinu hladov\u00fdch lv\u016f, kte\u0159\u00ed je prost\u011b se\u017erali. Pro\u010d se honit za gazelou, kdy\u017e za ke\u0159em chr\u00e1pe \u010dlov\u011bk. Obr Kolod\u011bj m\u011bl taky lidi r\u00e1d, akor\u00e1t pot\u0159eboval, aby se vz\u00e1jemn\u011b osolili. Lv\u016fm to bylo jedno, hlad je svin\u011b. Kolik pytl\u00e1k\u016f se\u017erali, se nev\u00ed. Na\u0161la se hlava, p\u00e1r kon\u010detin, boty a komplet loveck\u00e9 vybaven\u00ed. Zbytek j\u00eddla si \u0161elmy z\u0159ejm\u011b odt\u00e1hly do \u0161pajzu na potom. Nebudu lh\u00e1t, zpr\u00e1va m\u011b pot\u011b\u0161ila. Africk\u00e1 zv\u00ed\u0159ata, mnohdy na hran\u011b vyhynut\u00ed, nikdy nesrovnaj\u00ed sk\u00f3re. Nicm\u00e9n\u011b alespo\u0148 p\u0159ipomn\u011bla druhu Homo Sapiens, kdo tu byl p\u0159ed sto tis\u00edci lety p\u00e1nem. Mohli by se p\u0159idat sloni a rozdupat dal\u0161\u00ed pytl\u00e1ky, kte\u0159\u00ed je po stovk\u00e1ch decimuj\u00ed, jen proto, \u017ee \u010c\u00ed\u0148an\u00e9 v\u011b\u0159\u00ed, \u017ee jim pr\u00e1\u0161ek ze slonoviny pozvedne uvadl\u00e1 p\u0159irozen\u00ed. Tak\u00e9 gorily by mohly utlouct p\u00e1r znud\u011bn\u00fdch milion\u00e1\u0159\u016f, kter\u00fdm nesta\u010d\u00ed j\u00edst maso ze supermarketu\u2026<\/p>\n<p>Pro zpochybn\u011bn\u00ed potravinov\u00e9ho \u0159et\u011bzce nemus\u00edme jezdit do Jihoafrick\u00e9 republiky. Minul\u00fd t\u00fdden jsem si cht\u011bl prohl\u00e9dnout zbytky nejv\u011bt\u0161\u00edho keltsk\u00e9ho oppida na na\u0161em \u00fazem\u00ed Z\u00e1vist u Zbraslavi. Jak na potvoru dva dny p\u0159ed t\u00edm utekla ze zoo parku v sousedn\u00ed obci puma. Dosp\u011bl\u00fd samec se potuloval v okol\u00ed oppida. Ob\u010dan\u00e9 byli varov\u00e1ni, \u017ee je hladov\u00fd a vystresovan\u00fd. Nastala absurdn\u00ed situace. Do\u0161el jsem na louku pod kope\u010dkem, kde se oppidum nach\u00e1z\u00ed, neust\u00e1le jsem v\u0161ak sledoval okoln\u00ed k\u0159oviny, zda na m\u011b n\u00e1hodou ve st\u0159edn\u00edch \u010cech\u00e1ch nevysko\u010d\u00ed z malin\u00ed severoamerick\u00e1 \u0161elma. Rad\u011bji jsem se vr\u00e1til\u2026<\/p>\n<p>Hlad je svin\u011b\u2026<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>\t\t\t\t<![CDATA[]]>\t\t <a class=\"more-link\" href=\"https:\/\/www.jablecno.cz\/index.php\/2018\/07\/06\/hlad-je-svine\/\">\u010c\u00edst v\u00edce&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-3976","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-nezarazene"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.jablecno.cz\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3976","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.jablecno.cz\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.jablecno.cz\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.jablecno.cz\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.jablecno.cz\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=3976"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.jablecno.cz\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3976\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.jablecno.cz\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=3976"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.jablecno.cz\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=3976"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.jablecno.cz\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=3976"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}