{"id":412,"date":"2015-04-17T16:28:16","date_gmt":"2015-04-17T15:28:16","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/petrsagitarius.snkjablunkov.cz\/?p=412"},"modified":"2015-04-17T16:28:16","modified_gmt":"2015-04-17T15:28:16","slug":"zadnice","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.jablecno.cz\/index.php\/2015\/04\/17\/zadnice\/","title":{"rendered":"Zadky"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Co spojuje hiphoperku Nicki Minaj a bulv\u00e1rn\u00ed \u201ecelebritu\u201c Kim Kardashian? Ob\u011b maj\u00ed zadky velikosti nafukovac\u00edch gymnastick\u00fdch bal\u00f3n\u016f. Kdyby se d\u00e1my polo\u017eily na b\u0159icho, budou jejich pozad\u00ed \u010dn\u00edt v prostoru jak \u0158\u00edp v\u00a0Polab\u00ed. Zat\u00edmco pro KK je to jen pouh\u00fd bankomat, Nicki Minaj prom\u011bnila sv\u016fj ob\u0159\u00ed \u010dern\u00fd poklad v\u00a0rumba koule, kter\u00fdmi t\u0159\u00e1sla do rytmu v\u00a0klipu k\u00a0hitu \u201eAnaconda\u201c tak zb\u011bsile, \u017ee vyd\u011bsila i ortodoxn\u00ed dol\u0148\u00e1ky. M\u00f3da vln\u00edc\u00edch se \u017eensk\u00fdch pozad\u00ed zvan\u00e1 \u201etwerking\u201c dob\u00fdv\u00e1 sv\u011bt\u2026.<\/p>\n<p>D\u00edky skute\u010dnosti, \u017ee v\u011bt\u0161ina \u010desk\u00fdch d\u00edvek a \u017een nem\u00e1 zadnice \u010derno\u0161sk\u00fdch hiphoperek, vyhl\u00ed\u017e\u00ed twerk \u010desk\u00e9 provenience velmi smysln\u011b. Nav\u00edc toto cvi\u010den\u00ed zpev\u0148uje h\u00fd\u017e\u010fov\u00e9 a b\u0159i\u0161n\u00ed svalstvo a patrn\u011b i sebev\u011bdom\u00ed. Hned v\u00a0z\u00e1rodku jej v\u0161ak degradovaly na \u00farove\u0148 pohyb\u016f sami\u010dek pavi\u00e1n\u016f b\u011bhem ovulace studentky Vysok\u00e9 \u0161koly ekonomick\u00e9 v\u00a0Praze p\u0159i akademick\u00e9 sout\u011b\u017ei MISS. Ne\u0161lo p\u0159itom o to, \u017ee budouc\u00ed ministryn\u011b financ\u00ed p\u0159edv\u00e1d\u011bly sv\u00e9 zadn\u00ed hemisf\u00e9ry v\u00edc ne\u017e ty mozkov\u00e9, probl\u00e9m spo\u010d\u00edval v\u00a0tom, \u017ee p\u0159i n\u00e1cviku vystoupen\u00ed z\u0159ejm\u011b ned\u00e1valy pozor. Jinak by se z\u00a0jejich twerkov\u00e9ho tance nestala chaotick\u00e1 ta\u0161ka\u0159ice jako z\u00a0d\u00edlny Milo\u0161e Formana\u2026<\/p>\n<p>Twerk mezit\u00edm dorazil tak\u00e9 do Ruska a rozb\u011bsnil b\u00e1\u0165u\u0161ku Putina v\u00edc ne\u017e man\u00e9vry NATO v\u00a0Pobalt\u00ed. Vystoupen\u00ed studentek tane\u010dn\u00ed \u0161koly v\u00a0Orenburgu, mimochodem na mnohem vy\u0161\u0161\u00ed \u00farovni ne\u017e na MISS V\u0160E, dokonce vyvol\u00e1 zm\u011bnu legislativy. \u0160koln\u00ed p\u0159edstaven\u00ed by m\u011bly nap\u0159\u00ed\u0161t\u011b schvalovat okresn\u00ed \u00fa\u0159ady. Nab\u00eddka sed\u011bt v\u00a0mravnostn\u00ed komisi pro posuzov\u00e1n\u00ed kvality twerkingov\u00fdch vystoupen\u00ed se ned\u00e1 odm\u00edtnout. Americk\u00e9 zadnice tak zat\u00edm p\u016fsob\u00ed Rus\u016fm v\u00edc \u0161kod ne\u017e ekonomick\u00e9 sankce\u2026<\/p>\n<p>M\u00f3dn\u00edmu tanci te\u010f vyjde vst\u0159\u00edc TV NOVA. S\u00a0va\u0159en\u00edm je konec! L\u00e1\u010fu Hru\u0161ku vyst\u0159\u00edd\u00e1 po\u0159ad \u201eTwerkuj!\u201c, kter\u00fd bude uv\u00e1d\u011bt here\u010dka Jitka \u010cvan\u010darov\u00e1. Jej\u00ed rady a n\u00e1sledn\u00e9 proveden\u00ed cvik\u016f bude jist\u011b l\u00e1kav\u011bj\u0161\u00ed ne\u017e Hru\u0161k\u016fv recept na Pleten\u00fd \u010dokol\u00e1\u010d nebo ku\u0159ec\u00ed medailonky v\u00a0tatarce\u2026<\/p>\n<p>Kdy\u017e diva zast\u0159en\u00fdm hlasem pronese: \u201eZ\u00e1kladem tance je rozno\u017eit nohy, d\u00e1t je m\u00edrn\u011b od sebe, vyto\u010dit kolena a \u0161pi\u010dky nohou a j\u00edt do polo d\u0159epu. V t\u00e9to poloze mus\u00edte vydr\u017eet co nejd\u00e9le. Pot\u00e9 za\u010dnete pomalu pohupovat p\u00e1nv\u00ed a p\u0159id\u00e1te zat\u00edn\u00e1n\u00ed a uvol\u0148ov\u00e1n\u00ed h\u00fd\u017ed\u00ed. A to tak, \u017ee st\u0159\u00edd\u00e1te levou a pravou p\u016flku. Lehce erotick\u00fd n\u00e1dech dod\u00e1v\u00e1 tanci, krom\u011b provokativn\u00edch pohyb\u016f h\u00fd\u017ed\u011bmi, i to, \u017ee v\u011bt\u0161inou maj\u00ed \u017eeny upnut\u00e9 oble\u010den\u00ed plavkov\u00e9ho st\u0159ihu\u201c, p\u016fjde nahoru i sledovanost\u2026<\/p>\n<p>Je zde je\u0161t\u011b filozofick\u00fd rozm\u011br twerku. \u017deny jsou k n\u00e1m p\u0159i tanci oto\u010deny z\u00e1dy. T\u0159eba t\u00edmto postojem ned\u00e1vaj\u00ed chlap\u016fm najevo sexu\u00e1ln\u00ed smyslnost, ale to, \u017ee n\u00e1s maj\u00ed \u201eu zadku\u201c\u2026<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>\t\t\t\t<![CDATA[]]>\t\t <a class=\"more-link\" href=\"https:\/\/www.jablecno.cz\/index.php\/2015\/04\/17\/zadnice\/\">\u010c\u00edst v\u00edce&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-412","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-nezarazene"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.jablecno.cz\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/412","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.jablecno.cz\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.jablecno.cz\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.jablecno.cz\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.jablecno.cz\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=412"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.jablecno.cz\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/412\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.jablecno.cz\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=412"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.jablecno.cz\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=412"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.jablecno.cz\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=412"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}