{"id":4181,"date":"2018-10-17T07:35:02","date_gmt":"2018-10-17T06:35:02","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/petrsagitarius.snkjablunkov.cz\/?p=4181"},"modified":"2018-10-17T07:35:02","modified_gmt":"2018-10-17T06:35:02","slug":"kozy","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.jablecno.cz\/index.php\/2018\/10\/17\/kozy\/","title":{"rendered":"Kozy"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Tak, jo. Vaj\u00ed\u010dka, rendl\u00ed\u010dky. Stop. V\u010dera jsem se vypsal ze sv\u00fdch pocit\u016f a z pohledu na sou\u010dasnou politickou situaci v Jablunkov\u011b Nezm\u011bnil bych ani slovo, ale mysl\u00edm, \u017ee to sta\u010dilo a net\u0159eba se k tomu obden vracet. Ka\u017ed\u00fd \u010dten\u00e1\u0159 Jable\u010dna u\u017e v\u00ed, \u017ee nem\u00e1m r\u00e1d Babi\u0161e a jeho ANO, Zemana atd., trouf\u00e1m si \u0159\u00edct, \u017ee tento kolovr\u00e1tek p\u0159est\u00e1v\u00e1 b\u00fdt zaj\u00edmav\u00fd a z\u00e1bavn\u00fd. Ani m\u011b nel\u00e1k\u00e1 p\u0159edstava osoby, kter\u00e1 r\u00e1no v pr\u00e1ci otev\u00edr\u00e1 m\u016fj blog s my\u0161lenkou \u201eO kom, o \u010dem zas ten blbec napsal tentokr\u00e1t?\u201c<\/p>\n<p>Sice jsem z podstaty homo politicus, ale v\u0161eho moc \u0161kod\u00ed. Co\u017e mi paradoxn\u011b p\u0159ipomn\u011blo vousat\u00fd vtip, kter\u00fd se pokus\u00edm aktualizovat. Chlapi v hospod\u011b se u piva u\u017e p\u00e1r hodin bav\u00ed o \u017eensk\u00fdch. Na\u010de\u017e jeden z nich toho m\u00e1 dost a \u0159ekne \u201eCo kdybychom se bavili o sportu?\u201c. Ostatn\u00ed na chv\u00edli zmlknou. A pak dal\u0161\u00ed z chlap\u016f zahl\u00e1s\u00ed \u201eKurva, ta Kvitov\u00e1 m\u00e1 ale kozy, co?\u201c. Tak tudy ne.  Podstatou cimrmanovsk\u00e9ho \u0161rapnelu je, \u017ee vybuchne ve chv\u00edli, kdy to nikdo ne\u010dek\u00e1. A\u0165 si Jirka, Lubo\u0161, Petr a David d\u011blaj\u00ed, co jim srdce a rozum vel\u00ed, stejn\u011b na tom nic nezm\u011bn\u00edm. M\u011b se bude stejn\u011b l\u00edp ps\u00e1t o Terezce Vo\u0159\u00ed\u0161kov\u00e9, Vice Kerekes \u010di Scarlett Johansson, ne\u017e o \u0161kared\u00fdch chlapech\u2026<\/p>\n<p>R\u00fdpav\u00e9 ironick\u00e9 \u0161lehy na hranici z\u00e1\u0161ti jsou vysoce toxick\u00e9. I pro jejich autora. Jako kdy\u017e voj\u00e1k v prvn\u00ed sv\u011btov\u00e9 hod\u00ed po nep\u0159\u00edteli chemick\u00fd gran\u00e1t, jeho\u017e zplodin se vz\u00e1p\u011bt\u00ed nad\u00fdch\u00e1 s\u00e1m. Zloba, jakkoliv opr\u00e1vn\u011bn\u00e1, je negativn\u00ed pocit a j\u00e1 se nechci postupn\u011b zm\u011bnit v radni\u010dn\u00edho ducha, kter\u00fd bude chodit stra\u0161it novou radu \u010di zastupitelstvo a okam\u017eit\u011b nemilosrdn\u011b komentovat a tepat ka\u017ed\u00fd jejich krok. Psychosomatika, tedy vliv kladn\u00fdch emoc\u00ed na t\u011blesn\u00e9 zdrav\u00ed je d\u016fle\u017eit\u011bj\u0161\u00ed, ne\u017e po\u010d\u00edn\u00e1n\u00ed nov\u00e9 vl\u00e1dnouc\u00ed garnitury na gmin\u011b\u2026<\/p>\n<p>Zn\u00e1te seri\u00e1l Myst\u00e9rium sexu? Ne? V\u0159ele doporu\u010duji. Jak by \u0159ekl Woody Allen, Lizzy Caplan by ud\u011blala vlkodlaka i z mlad\u00e9ho seminaristy\u2026<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>\t\t\t\t<![CDATA[]]>\t\t <a class=\"more-link\" href=\"https:\/\/www.jablecno.cz\/index.php\/2018\/10\/17\/kozy\/\">\u010c\u00edst v\u00edce&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-4181","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-nezarazene"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.jablecno.cz\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4181","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.jablecno.cz\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.jablecno.cz\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.jablecno.cz\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.jablecno.cz\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=4181"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.jablecno.cz\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4181\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.jablecno.cz\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=4181"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.jablecno.cz\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=4181"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.jablecno.cz\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=4181"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}