{"id":4275,"date":"2018-11-19T09:58:03","date_gmt":"2018-11-19T08:58:03","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/petrsagitarius.snkjablunkov.cz\/?p=4275"},"modified":"2018-11-19T09:58:03","modified_gmt":"2018-11-19T08:58:03","slug":"vtipny-mesic","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.jablecno.cz\/index.php\/2018\/11\/19\/vtipny-mesic\/","title":{"rendered":"Vtipn\u00fd m\u011bs\u00edc"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>P\u00edsni\u010dk\u00e1\u0159 Wabi Dan\u011bk c\u00edtil u\u017e od jarn\u00edho t\u00e1n\u00ed, \u017ee se bl\u00ed\u017e\u00ed listopad. \u017de jsme v b\u0159eznu v\u011bd\u011bli o neodvratn\u00e9m p\u0159\u00edchodu tohoto m\u011bs\u00edce v\u0161ichni, to je jasn\u00e9. Nejsme idioti. Mo\u017en\u00e1 jen p\u00e1r pacient\u016f psychiatrick\u00fdch l\u00e9\u010deben bylo p\u0159esv\u011bd\u010deno, \u017ee p\u0159ijde kouzeln\u00edk. Ukazuje se, \u017ee druz\u00ed m\u011bli pravdu. Ka\u017edop\u00e1dn\u011b se jedn\u00e1 o nejvtipn\u011bj\u0161i m\u011bs\u00edc v roce. P\u0159edev\u0161\u00edm jeho z\u00e1v\u011br p\u0159ed\u010dil nejlep\u0161\u00ed ske\u010de dua Kaiser \u2013 L\u00e1bus\u2026<\/p>\n<p>V\u0161e odstartovala jak\u00e1si postar\u0161\u00ed d\u00e1ma, kter\u00e1 se p\u0159edminulou ned\u011bli b\u011bhem ceremonie ke st\u00e9mu v\u00fdro\u010d\u00ed konce prvn\u00ed sv\u011btov\u00e9 v\u00e1lky v Pa\u0159\u00ed\u017ei zdravila s kancl\u00e9\u0159kou Merkelovou stoj\u00edc\u00ed vedle prezidenta Macrona v domn\u011bn\u00ed, \u017ee jde o jeho \u017eenu. Kupodivu, Angela je mlad\u0161\u00ed ne\u017e Brigitte, tak mo\u017en\u00e1 proto. N\u00e1\u0161 Andrej zas d\u011blal v\u0161echno mo\u017en\u00e9, aby st\u00e1l a kr\u00e1\u010del hned v druh\u00e9 \u0159ad\u011b za Donaldem, Vladim\u00edrem a Emmanuelem a vytvo\u0159il t\u00edm iluzi sv\u011btov\u00e9ho st\u00e1tn\u00edka\u2026.<\/p>\n<p>Sv\u011btov\u00fdm se v\u0161ak stal a\u017e o t\u00fdden pozd\u011bji, kdy kladl v\u011bnec na N\u00e1rodn\u00ed t\u0159\u00edd\u011b u p\u0159\u00edle\u017eitosti v\u00fdro\u010d\u00ed Sametov\u00e9 revoluce p\u00e1r minut po p\u016flnoci s t\u00edm, \u017ee mus\u00ed stihnout letadlo do \u0160v\u00fdcarska, jakoby spoje do zem\u011b helv\u00e9tsk\u00e9ho k\u0159\u00ed\u017ee l\u00edtaly jen za kurop\u011bn\u00ed a on nem\u011bl v gar\u00e1\u017ei vlastn\u00ed letadlo. Jeho puget skon\u010dil v ko\u0161i na odpadky a on s\u00e1m na str\u00e1nk\u00e1ch sv\u011btov\u00fdch den\u00edk\u016f. To d\u011bdek Zeman, a\u010d podle vlastn\u00edch slov s\u00e1m \u00fa\u010dastn\u00edk tehdej\u0161\u00ed demonstrace, rad\u011bji z Hradu nevyt\u00e1hnul ani paty. Pouze vzk\u00e1zal \u00fasty sv\u00e9ho \u0161a\u0161ka sou\u010dasn\u00fdm demonstrat\u016fm za demokracii a proti oligarchizaci \u010ceska, \u017ee jsou fa\u0161istick\u00e1 l\u016fza\u2026<\/p>\n<p>V t\u00fddnu mezi t\u011bmito sv\u011btov\u00fdmi ud\u00e1lostmi vy\u0161lo najevo, \u017ee Babi\u0161 loni poslal sv\u00e9ho \u00fadajn\u011b psychicky nemocn\u00e9ho syna na ozdravn\u00fd pobyt na Krym, kter\u00fd je pro\u0161pikov\u00e1n rusk\u00fdmi agenty. Doprovod d\u011blal juniorovi \u0161of\u00e9r lomeno opatrovn\u00edk, kter\u00fd dbal na to, aby jeho sv\u011b\u0159enec nechodil v zim\u011b v tri\u010dku. V p\u0159\u00edpad\u011b nouze m\u011bl syn k dispozici rusk\u00e1 \u010di ukrajinsk\u00e1 psychiatrick\u00e1 za\u0159\u00edzen\u00ed z doby Stalina. Pro\u010d miluj\u00edc\u00ed tat\u00ednek neposlal nemocn\u00e9 d\u00edt\u011b do \u0161pi\u010dkov\u00e9ho sanatoria ve zm\u00edn\u011bn\u00e9m \u0160v\u00fdcarsku, p\u0159\u00edpadn\u011b nepostavil pro n\u011bj a jeho bipol\u00e1rn\u00ed sestru rovnou vlastn\u00ed, z\u016fst\u00e1v\u00e1 zahadou\u2026<\/p>\n<p>Jak\u00e1 je mu\u017esk\u00e1 obdoba \u201ckrkav\u010d\u00ed matky\u201d?<\/p>\n<p>\u010cap\u00ed otec<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>\t\t\t\t<![CDATA[]]>\t\t <a class=\"more-link\" href=\"https:\/\/www.jablecno.cz\/index.php\/2018\/11\/19\/vtipny-mesic\/\">\u010c\u00edst v\u00edce&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-4275","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-nezarazene"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.jablecno.cz\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4275","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.jablecno.cz\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.jablecno.cz\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.jablecno.cz\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.jablecno.cz\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=4275"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.jablecno.cz\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4275\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.jablecno.cz\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=4275"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.jablecno.cz\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=4275"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.jablecno.cz\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=4275"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}