{"id":4521,"date":"2019-02-18T11:25:50","date_gmt":"2019-02-18T10:25:50","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/petrsagitarius.snkjablunkov.cz\/?p=4521"},"modified":"2019-02-18T11:25:50","modified_gmt":"2019-02-18T10:25:50","slug":"vtipnejsi-vyhrava","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.jablecno.cz\/index.php\/2019\/02\/18\/vtipnejsi-vyhrava\/","title":{"rendered":"Vtipn\u011bj\u0161\u00ed vyhr\u00e1v\u00e1"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Tak se jmenovala t\u0159eskut\u011b z\u00e1bavn\u00e1 televizn\u00ed sout\u011b\u017e vtipnosti v sedmdes\u00e1t\u00fdch a osmdes\u00e1t\u00fdch letech minul\u00e9ho stolet\u00ed. M\u011bla vyvolat dojem, \u017ee za normalizace, kdy v\u0161ichni museli dr\u017eet hubu a krok, jinak byli vyhozeni z pr\u00e1ce \u010di ze \u0161koly, v extr\u00e9mn\u00edm p\u0159\u00edpad\u011b zav\u0159eni, se po\u0159\u00e1d m\u00e1me \u010demu sm\u00e1t. Na jednom jedin\u00e9m kan\u00e1le \u010deskoslovensk\u00e9 televize vys\u00edlali takov\u00e9 perly jako seri\u00e1l Mu\u017e na radnici (pro n\u011bkter\u00e9 v budoucnu velk\u00e1 inspirace), Sejdeme se na Vlachovce \u010di Zlat\u00e1 br\u00e1na (jednu z ko\u0161ick\u00fdch mlad\u00fdch zp\u011bva\u010dek jsem miloval), tak\u017ee jsme sledovali humor \u00e1 la Vtipn\u011bj\u0161\u00ed vyhr\u00e1v\u00e1 dobrovoln\u011b a r\u00e1di. Moder\u00e1to\u0159i Oldo Hlav\u00e1\u010dek a Ivan Kraj\u00ed\u010dek plus popul\u00e1rn\u00ed herci vypr\u00e1v\u011bli vtipy zaslan\u00e9 kolektivy ROH. Publikum tvo\u0159en\u00e9 postar\u0161\u00edmi soudruhy v dederonov\u00fdch oblec\u00edch a soudru\u017ekami v krimplenov\u00fdch \u0161atech se mohli uchechtat a utleskat. Sm\u00edch m\u011b\u0159il potleskometr\u2026<\/p>\n<p>Jako cvi\u010den\u00ed lachtani se mohli v\u010dera upl\u00e1cat partajn\u00edci z kolektiv\u016f hnut\u00ed ANO na sjezdu Andreje Babi\u0161e a jeho oddan\u00fdch poddan\u00fdch. Jen od\u011bvy z um\u011bl\u00e9 hmoty nahradily \u0161ik outfity z p\u0159\u00edrodn\u00edch l\u00e1tek. A emb\u00e9\u010dka na parkovi\u0161ti Superby \u010di audiny. My\u0161len\u00ed z\u016fstalo stejn\u00e9. Na\u0161t\u011bst\u00ed prost\u00fd miliard\u00e1\u0159 odvedle p\u0159emluvil t\u0159in\u00e1ct deleg\u00e1t\u016f, kte\u0159\u00ed p\u0159i volb\u011b p\u0159edsedy hlasovali proti sv\u00e9mu p\u00e1novi, jinak by to vypadalo jako za star\u00fdch koman\u010dsk\u00fdch \u010das\u016f. Na rozd\u00edl od normaliza\u010dn\u00edho po\u0159adu se \u00fa\u010dastn\u00edci seance nesm\u00e1li, naopak, tv\u00e1\u0159ili se v\u00e1\u017en\u011b a posl\u00e9ze nad\u0161en\u011b. Z\u00e1jem o self\u00ed\u010dka s Babi\u0161em byl enormn\u00ed. M\u016fj obdiv a respekt pat\u0159il prim\u00e1torovi Ostravy Macurovi, kter\u00fd \u0159ekl otev\u0159en\u011b do m\u00e9di\u00ed, \u017ee hnut\u00ed ANO nem\u00e1 program, na co\u017e m\u016f\u017ee v budoucnu doplatit, nebo\u0165 je pro v\u0161echny a pro nikoho. Voli\u010di tomu mohou p\u0159estat rozum\u011bt. Hrdinovi, kter\u00fd bude ponech\u00e1n na\u017eivu jen proto, \u017ee je v kl\u00ed\u010dov\u00e9m m\u011bst\u011b popul\u00e1rn\u00ed, pat\u0159il prvn\u00ed Babi\u0161\u016fv vtip\u2026<br \/>\n\u201eVid\u00edm snahu o privatizaci krajsk\u00fdch organizac\u00ed\u201c<\/p>\n<p>V projevu v\u0161ak komik vytasil mnoho dal\u0161\u00edch \u00fa\u017easn\u00fdch hl\u00e1\u0161ek\u2026<br \/>\n\u201eKritizuji kumulac\u00ed funkc\u00ed, zneu\u017e\u00edv\u00e1n\u00ed v\u00fdhod, drah\u00e1 slu\u017eebn\u00ed auta, prost\u011b papal\u00e1\u0161tv\u00ed. To se za\u010d\u00edn\u00e1 objevovat i u n\u00e1s\u201c<br \/>\n\u201eEuroposlanci by m\u011bli podporovat vl\u00e1du\u201c<br \/>\n\u201eOrientujeme se na v\u0161echny ob\u010dany \u010desk\u00e9 republiky\u201c<br \/>\n\u201eChci se u\u010dit z chyb\u201c<br \/>\n\u201eNejsem divn\u00fd\u201c<\/p>\n<p>M\u016fj vnit\u0159n\u00ed potleskometr v\u0161ak vyhodnotil jako nejlep\u0161\u00ed dv\u011b anekdoty\u2026<br \/>\n\u201eChci na\u0161i zemi znovu spojit\u201c<br \/>\n\u201eNebudeme kr\u00e1st, nebudeme lh\u00e1t, nebudeme podv\u00e1d\u011bt\u201c<\/p>\n<p>Zaperlil v\u0161ak i jeho \u201e\u010disti\u010d Leon\u201c Falt\u00fdnek, kdy\u017e \u0159ekl\u2026<br \/>\n\u201eJ\u00e1 jsem tu proto, aby v\u0161ichni dr\u017eeli lajnu\u201c<\/p>\n<p>Ve stranick\u00e9m slovn\u00edku ANO je lajna synonymem huby\u2026<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>\t\t\t\t<![CDATA[]]>\t\t <a class=\"more-link\" href=\"https:\/\/www.jablecno.cz\/index.php\/2019\/02\/18\/vtipnejsi-vyhrava\/\">\u010c\u00edst v\u00edce&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-4521","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-nezarazene"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.jablecno.cz\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4521","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.jablecno.cz\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.jablecno.cz\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.jablecno.cz\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.jablecno.cz\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=4521"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.jablecno.cz\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4521\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.jablecno.cz\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=4521"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.jablecno.cz\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=4521"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.jablecno.cz\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=4521"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}