{"id":4545,"date":"2019-02-28T09:16:50","date_gmt":"2019-02-28T08:16:50","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/petrsagitarius.snkjablunkov.cz\/?p=4545"},"modified":"2019-02-28T09:16:50","modified_gmt":"2019-02-28T08:16:50","slug":"poprve-2","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.jablecno.cz\/index.php\/2019\/02\/28\/poprve-2\/","title":{"rendered":"Poprv\u00e9"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Jsou momenty v&nbsp;\u017eivot\u011b lidsk\u00fdm, na kter\u00e9 \u010dlov\u011bk\nnezapom\u00edn\u00e1. A\u0165 u\u017e se jedn\u00e1 o chv\u00edli, kdy ho vede policejn\u00ed str\u00e1\u017en\u00edk, jak \u0159\u00edk\u00e1\n\u0160vejk, nebo je ve vin\u00e1rn\u011b s&nbsp;chlapem, jak \u0159\u00edk\u00e1 D\u00e1\u0161a\/Pavel ze seri\u00e1lu MOST! Vzhledem\nk&nbsp;tomu, \u017ee je moje pam\u011b\u0165 selektivn\u00ed, v\u00edm, kdy m\u00e1 narozky Scarlett\nJohansson, ale m\u00fdch \u0161estn\u00e1ct let starostov\u00e1n\u00ed nen\u00ed okno, ale ausl\u00e1ga, hod\u00edm\nsv\u016fj ned\u00e1vn\u00fd d\u011bsiv\u00fd z\u00e1\u017eitek na \u201epap\u00edr\u201c hned\u2026<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">\u010clov\u011bk m\u00e1 tendenci si pamatovat sp\u00ed\u0161 to p\u0159\u00edjemn\u011bj\u0161\u00ed. Vid\u00edm to jako dnes, kdy jsem z\u00edskal bronz na mistrovstv\u00ed \u010cSSR v b\u011bhu na \u0161edes\u00e1t metr\u016f p\u0159ek\u00e1\u017eek na strahovsk\u00e9m atletick\u00e9m stadionu, kdy jsem se nau\u010dil \u0161lukovat cigaretu na atletick\u00e9m soust\u0159ed\u011bn\u00ed v Pov\u00e1\u017esk\u00e9 Bystrici, kdy jsem poprv\u00e9 pop\u00edjel s chlapama pivo po atletick\u00e9m tr\u00e9ninku v bufetu \u201e\u017eaba\u201c na \u201ekry\u0165\u00e1ku, kdy jsem poprv\u00e9 pol\u00edbil d\u00edvku na lavi\u010dce v lesoparku po dal\u0161\u00edm atletick\u00e9m tr\u00e9ninku \u201c, kdy jsem se poprv\u00e9 o\u017eral tvrd\u00fdm alkoholem v den komou\u0161sk\u00fdch \u00a0voleb, kdy jsem m\u011bl poprv\u00e9 neohraban\u00fd sex po lekci spole\u010densk\u00e9ho tance v byt\u011b za \u201ehotel\u00e1kem\u201c, kdy jsem poprv\u00e9 nav\u0161t\u00edvil Jablunkov za \u00fa\u010dele op\u00edt se v Ameryce, kdy jsem zabodoval na prvn\u00edm rande se svou \u017eenou vulg\u00e1rn\u00edmi vtipy o cig\u00e1nech, kdy n\u00e1s odd\u00e1val lehce nachmelen\u00fd m\u00edstop\u0159edsedy MNV na gmin\u011b, kdy jsem poprv\u00e9 spat\u0159il svou prvn\u00ed dceru a byl p\u0159ekvapen, \u017ee takhle vypad\u00e1 novorozen\u011b. Kdy m\u011b poprv\u00e9 zvolili starostou m\u011bsta pod svat\u00fdm Flori\u00e1nkem v s\u00e1le hasi\u010dsk\u00e9 zbrojnice. Na spoustu \u201epoprv\u00e9\u201c bych tak\u00e9 nejrad\u011bji zapomn\u011bl\u2026<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">V pond\u011bl\u00ed jsme s \u017eenou nastoupili v Praze na zast\u00e1vce u hlavn\u00edho n\u00e1dra\u017e\u00ed do tramvaje sm\u011br Dlouh\u00e1 t\u0159\u00edda. T\u0159\u00edmaje ve zdrav\u00e9 ruce kufr jsem se postavil mezi ostatn\u00ed cestuj\u00edc\u00ed, neb sed\u00e1tka voln\u00e1 nebyla. Vtom jedno z nich uvolnila mlad\u00e1 hezk\u00e1 sle\u010dna a \u0159ekla mi \u201eNechcete si sednout, pane?\u201c. Poprv\u00e9\u2026<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Bylo to, jako kdybych p\u0159i\u0161el o panictv\u00ed, a stal se nikoliv\nmu\u017eem, ale star\u00fdm mu\u017eem\u2026<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>\t\t\t\t<![CDATA[]]>\t\t <a class=\"more-link\" href=\"https:\/\/www.jablecno.cz\/index.php\/2019\/02\/28\/poprve-2\/\">\u010c\u00edst v\u00edce&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-4545","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-nezarazene"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.jablecno.cz\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4545","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.jablecno.cz\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.jablecno.cz\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.jablecno.cz\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.jablecno.cz\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=4545"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.jablecno.cz\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4545\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.jablecno.cz\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=4545"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.jablecno.cz\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=4545"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.jablecno.cz\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=4545"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}