{"id":4611,"date":"2019-04-08T11:36:09","date_gmt":"2019-04-08T10:36:09","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/petrsagitarius.snkjablunkov.cz\/?p=4611"},"modified":"2019-04-08T11:36:09","modified_gmt":"2019-04-08T10:36:09","slug":"muj-pribeh","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.jablecno.cz\/index.php\/2019\/04\/08\/muj-pribeh\/","title":{"rendered":"M\u016fj p\u0159\u00edb\u011bh"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Narodil jsem se na Sosn\u011b v&nbsp;T\u0159inci. Nikoliv na Borovici\nlesn\u00ed, ale v&nbsp;nemocnici tak zvan\u00e9, a ve m\u011bst\u011b, kter\u00e9 miluj\u00ed p\u0159edev\u0161\u00edm ti,\nkte\u0159\u00ed v&nbsp;n\u011bm hr\u00e1li v&nbsp;d\u011btstv\u00ed kuli\u010dky. Bylo zrovna Petra a Pavla. Pro\u010de\u017e\njsem v&nbsp;n\u00e1valu invence m\u00fdch rodi\u010d\u016f p\u0159i\u0161el ke sv\u00e9mu jm\u00e9nu. Je\u0161t\u011b\u017ee jsem se\nnenarodil o den pozd\u011bji. Tak za\u010d\u00edn\u00e1 \u201eM\u016fj p\u0159\u00edb\u011bh\u201c\u2026<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">V\u0161echno ve Vesm\u00edru, kter\u00fd je ur\u010den prostorem a \u010dasem, jeho\u017e trv\u00e1n\u00ed um\u00ed spo\u010d\u00edtat jenom Chuck Norris, m\u00e1 sv\u016fj p\u0159\u00edb\u011bh. V\u011bt\u0161inu t\u011bch lidsk\u00fdch, tedy pokud nebyli slavn\u00ed, jsme p\u0159ed rokem 2004 neznali. \u0160koda, kdyby po\u010d\u00e1tkem 14. stolet\u00ed existoval facebook, mo\u017en\u00e1 bychom dnes v\u011bd\u011bli, jestli posledn\u00edho P\u0159emyslovce, \u010desk\u00e9ho, polsk\u00e9ho a uhersk\u00e9ho kr\u00e1le V\u00e1clava III. nechali zavra\u017edit dom\u00e1c\u00ed \u0161lechtici, Vladislav Lok\u00fdtek nebo Karel Gott. P\u0159ed patn\u00e1cti lety n\u00e1m Mark Zuckerberg umo\u017enil otev\u0159\u00edt sv\u00e9 soukrom\u00ed t\u00e9m\u011b\u0159 komukoliv, p\u0159edev\u0161\u00edm Marku Zuckerbergovi. Sv\u016fj fejsb\u016fkov\u00fd profil jsem si vytvo\u0159il v roce 2014 a zve\u0159ej\u0148uji na n\u011bm \u201eCo se mi hon\u00ed hlavou?\u201c, k \u010demu\u017e m\u011b ten virtu\u00e1ln\u00ed bazmek po\u0148ouk\u00e1. V\u010detn\u011b blogu Jable\u010dno a t\u011bchto \u0159\u00e1dek. Vypr\u00e1v\u00edm prost\u0159ednictv\u00edm soci\u00e1ln\u00edho m\u00e9dia sv\u00e9 komunit\u011b p\u0159\u00e1tel jak\u00fdsi kostrbat\u00fd p\u0159\u00edb\u011bh. M\u00e1m r\u00e1d Kollera a nekorektn\u00ed humor Dagssona, patl\u00e1m obr\u00e1zky, byl jsem v Praze a vyfotil se tam, atd. Vedu prost\u011b \u00fa\u017easn\u00fd \u017eivot\u2026<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Fascinuje m\u011b ov\u0161em, \u017ee n\u011bkter\u00fdm nesta\u010d\u00ed oby\u010dejn\u00fd \u201eTimeline\u201c,\nale maj\u00ed pot\u0159ebu zprost\u0159edkov\u00e1vat sv\u00e9 soci\u00e1ln\u00ed bublin\u011b dal\u0161\u00ed \u017eivotn\u00ed kroky\nprost\u0159ednictv\u00edm funkce \u201eM\u016fj p\u0159\u00edb\u011bh\u201c. Popravd\u011b, ani po\u0159\u00e1dn\u011b nech\u00e1pu funkci\ntohoto n\u00e1stroje. Vlastn\u011b jsem jej zaregistroval a\u017e ve chv\u00edli, kdy j\u00edm za\u010dala\n\u017e\u00edt moje facebookov\u00e1 k\u00e1mo\u0161ka Andula. Tolik chleba a nejr\u016fzn\u011bj\u0161\u00edch druh\u016f pe\u010diva\njsem nevid\u011bl za cel\u00fd \u017eivot. Jin\u00e1, dnes ji\u017e b\u00fdval\u00e1 FB p\u0159\u00edtelkyn\u011b Janette, zas\np\u0159edv\u00e1d\u011bla sv\u00e9 p\u0159ednosti, konkr\u00e9tn\u011b bujn\u00e9 poprs\u00ed. Samoz\u0159ejm\u011b nikoliv in natura,\nale v&nbsp;t\u011bsn\u00fdch tri\u010dk\u00e1ch. S&nbsp;k\u00e1mo\u0161kami Denisou a Zuzanou zas pro\u017e\u00edv\u00e1m\np\u0159\u00edb\u011bhy jejich d\u011bt\u00ed. A tak d\u00e1l. Nerozum\u00edm tomu, ale je to sranda. \u201eM\u016fj p\u0159\u00edb\u011bh\u201c\nje blog s\u00e1m. Akor\u00e1t m\u00edsto d\u011bt\u00ed d\u00e1v\u00e1m k&nbsp;lep\u0161\u00edmu, \u017ee jsem kdysi pop\u00edjel v&nbsp;pra\u017esk\u00e9\nvin\u00e1rn\u011b U sudu\u2026<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">An\u010do, tvoje boch\u00e1nky si nech\u00e1m.:-)<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>\t\t\t\t<![CDATA[]]>\t\t <a class=\"more-link\" href=\"https:\/\/www.jablecno.cz\/index.php\/2019\/04\/08\/muj-pribeh\/\">\u010c\u00edst v\u00edce&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-4611","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-nezarazene"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.jablecno.cz\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4611","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.jablecno.cz\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.jablecno.cz\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.jablecno.cz\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.jablecno.cz\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=4611"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.jablecno.cz\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4611\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.jablecno.cz\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=4611"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.jablecno.cz\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=4611"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.jablecno.cz\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=4611"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}