{"id":4809,"date":"2019-07-12T08:55:05","date_gmt":"2019-07-12T07:55:05","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/petrsagitarius.snkjablunkov.cz\/?p=4809"},"modified":"2019-07-12T08:55:05","modified_gmt":"2019-07-12T07:55:05","slug":"skritkove","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.jablecno.cz\/index.php\/2019\/07\/12\/skritkove\/","title":{"rendered":"Sk\u0159\u00edtkov\u00e9"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Na jedn\u00e9 z posledn\u00edch kol\u00e1\u017e\u00ed humoristy a grafika Tom\u00e1\u0161e B\u0159\u00ednka alias TMBK je vyobrazen sk\u0159\u00edtek Dobby s tv\u00e1\u0159\u00ed \u0161\u00e9fa \u010cSSD Ham\u00e1\u010dka, kterak v\u011btou \u201eM\u016f\u017ee u\u017e Hamy dostat pono\u017eku, pros\u00edm?\u201c \u017e\u00e1d\u00e1 o sv\u00e9 osvobozen\u00ed z dom\u00e1c\u00edho otroctv\u00ed. Prosba je ur\u010dena Luciu Malfoyvi s tv\u00e1\u0159\u00ed Babi\u0161e, kter\u00e9mu sk\u0159\u00edtek pat\u0159\u00ed, a Voldemortovi s obli\u010dejem Zemana, kter\u00fd zas ovl\u00e1d\u00e1 smrtijeda Malfoye\u2026<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">TMBK si d\u011bl\u00e1 srandu z&nbsp;p\u0159edsedy je\u0161t\u011b ned\u00e1vno mocn\u00e9\nstrany, kter\u00e9ho poni\u017euj\u00ed prost\u00fd miliard\u00e1\u0159 od vedle a pomstychtiv\u00fd d\u011bdek z&nbsp;Hradu.\nNen\u00ed to prvn\u00ed kol\u00e1\u017e na t\u00e9ma slab\u00fdch a zostuzen\u00fdch soci\u00e1ln\u00edch demokrat\u016f. Ham\u00e1\u010dek\nu\u017e byl TMBK nab\u00edzen tak\u00e9 jako roho\u017eka ve slev\u011b. Nechci zab\u0159ed\u00e1vat do \u00favah, \u017ee v&nbsp;tuto\nchv\u00edli je Zemanem v\u00edce pon\u00ed\u017een Babi\u0161, kter\u00fd p\u0159es proklamace o sv\u00e9 s\u00edle,\nnedok\u00e1zal prezidenta p\u0159inutit z&nbsp;podpisu demise ministra kultury, a\u010d d\u011bdek\nu\u017e d\u00e1vno poru\u0161uje \u00dastavu \u010cR. Podle m\u011b B\u0159\u00ednek nepochopil roli sk\u0159\u00edtk\u016f ve sv\u011bt\u011b\nHarryho Pottera\u2026<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Poni\u017eovan\u00fd sk\u0159\u00edtek m\u016f\u017ee b\u00fdt osvobozen pouze tak, \u017ee mu jeho p\u00e1n a tr\u00fdznitel daruje \u010d\u00e1st sv\u00e9ho od\u011bvu. V p\u0159\u00edpad\u011b Dobbyho zosnoval Harry lest. Do den\u00edku Toma Raddla (mlad\u00e9ho Voldemorta) vlo\u017eil svou pono\u017eku. Knihu pak p\u0159edal Luciu Malfoyovi, kter\u00fd ji p\u0159ijal, \u010d\u00edm\u017e se stal jej\u00edm vlastn\u00edkem. Ten ji vz\u00e1p\u011bt\u00ed podal Dobbymu, aby mu ji podr\u017eel. Ani\u017e by to tu\u0161il, daroval tak Dobbymu nyn\u00ed ji\u017e svou pono\u017eku a sk\u0159\u00edtka t\u00edm z otroctv\u00ed osvobodil. Vz\u00e1p\u011bt\u00ed cht\u011bl oklaman\u00fd smrtijed Harryho zab\u00edt kletbou Avada kedavra, Dobby v\u0161ak sv\u00e9ho p\u0159\u00edtele ochr\u00e1nil a Malfoye kouzlem odmr\u0161til i s h\u016flkou\u2026<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">V&nbsp;\u010darod\u011bjn\u00e9m fantasy jsou svobodn\u00ed sk\u0159\u00edtkov\u00e9 \u010dasto\nnebezpe\u010dn\u011bj\u0161\u00ed a mocn\u011bj\u0161\u00ed ne\u017e samotn\u00ed kouzeln\u00edci. Um\u011bj\u00ed kouzlit bez h\u016flky a cestovat\n\u010dasoprostorem bez p\u0159em\u00eds\u0165ovadel, nav\u00edc na p\u0159edem zvolen\u00e9 m\u00edsto. Kdy\u017e se sk\u0159\u00edtek\nnam\u00edchne, nem\u00e1 \u010darod\u011bj \u0161anci ho porazit\u2026<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Velmi si p\u0159eji, a\u0165 se srandi\u010dka od TMBK vypln\u00ed a Babi\u0161 daruje Ham\u00e1\u010dkovi n\u011bjakou pomyslnou fusekli nebo trenky. A\u0165 mu d\u00e1 kone\u010dn\u011b p\u00e1dn\u00fd d\u016fvod k odchodu z vl\u00e1dy, a\u010d si mysl\u00edm, \u017ee Hamy u\u017e m\u00e1 Babi\u0161ova \u0161pinav\u00e9ho pr\u00e1dla cel\u00fd ko\u0161\u2026<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Osvobozen\u00fd Dobby sice z\u00e1pas s kouzeln\u00edky nep\u0159e\u017eil, ale podstatnou m\u011brou p\u0159isp\u011bl k p\u00e1du Malfoye a zni\u010den\u00ed Voldemorta. Velmi si p\u0159eji, a\u0165 v sob\u011b najdou Hamy a jeho sk\u0159\u00edtkov\u00e9 s\u00edlu Dobbyho\u2026<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>\t\t\t\t<![CDATA[]]>\t\t <a class=\"more-link\" href=\"https:\/\/www.jablecno.cz\/index.php\/2019\/07\/12\/skritkove\/\">\u010c\u00edst v\u00edce&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-4809","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-nezarazene"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.jablecno.cz\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4809","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.jablecno.cz\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.jablecno.cz\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.jablecno.cz\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.jablecno.cz\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=4809"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.jablecno.cz\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4809\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.jablecno.cz\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=4809"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.jablecno.cz\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=4809"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.jablecno.cz\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=4809"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}