{"id":4928,"date":"2019-08-25T09:16:17","date_gmt":"2019-08-25T08:16:17","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/petrsagitarius.snkjablunkov.cz\/?p=4928"},"modified":"2019-08-25T09:16:17","modified_gmt":"2019-08-25T08:16:17","slug":"vesmirne-nevedomi","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.jablecno.cz\/index.php\/2019\/08\/25\/vesmirne-nevedomi\/","title":{"rendered":"Vesm\u00edrn\u00e9 nev\u011bdom\u00ed"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Jist\u00e9 americk\u00e9 man\u017eelky jsou v&nbsp;rozvodov\u00e9m \u0159\u00edzen\u00ed. Jedna\nz&nbsp;nich mrkla do spole\u010dn\u00e9ho \u00fa\u010dtu v&nbsp;bance, aby se ujistila, zda je na\nkont\u011b dost pen\u011bz na v\u00fdchovu jejich syna. Druh\u00e1 to vyhodnotila jako neopr\u00e1vn\u011bn\u00e9\nvniknut\u00ed a svou odlou\u010denou man\u017eelku za\u017ealovala. B\u011bhem rozvodov\u00e9 bitvy patrn\u011b\nb\u011b\u017en\u00e1 situace. Nev\u00edm, nikdy jsem se nerozv\u00e1d\u011bl\u2026<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Pikantn\u00ed na ban\u00e1ln\u00ed situaci je fakt, \u017ee zat\u00edmco druh\u00e1 sed\u011bla doma na gau\u010di, prvn\u00ed se vzn\u00e1\u0161ela ve stavu bezt\u00ed\u017ee na orbit\u00e1ln\u00ed stanici ISS, kter\u00e1 ob\u00edh\u00e1 mati\u010dku Zemi. Kdyby soud shledal astronautku vinou z trestn\u00e9ho \u010dinu, jednalo by se o prvn\u00ed zlo\u010din sp\u00e1chan\u00fd ve Vesm\u00edru, nebo\u0165 b\u00fdval\u00e1 st\u00edhac\u00ed pilotka z v\u00e1lky v Ir\u00e1ku kontrolovala \u00fa\u010det \u010dty\u0159i sta kilometru nad zemsk\u00fdm povrchem. Moje \u017eena v\u010dera kontrolovala n\u00e1\u0161 spole\u010dn\u00fd \u00fa\u010det sed\u00edc na gau\u010di metr od m\u00e9ho k\u0159esla, zat\u00edmco j\u00e1 jsem se vzn\u00e1\u0161el v blah\u00e9m nev\u011bdom\u00ed na orbit\u011b nov\u00e9ho skv\u011bl\u00e9ho seri\u00e1lu \u201eZp\u0159\u00edtomn\u011bl\u00ed\u201c. Man\u017eelka p\u0159i pohledu na monitor notebooku vzdychala, j\u00e1 jsem se usm\u00edval jak m\u011bs\u00ed\u010dek na hnoji p\u0159i pohledu na zp\u0159\u00edtomn\u011blou vikingskou bojovnici nevysloviteln\u00e9ho jm\u00e9na Alfhildr Enginnsdottir, ze kter\u00e9 se stala policistka vy\u0161et\u0159uj\u00edc\u00ed vra\u017edu kroma\u0148onsk\u00e9 d\u00edvky. Kolik pen\u011bz m\u00e1me v tuto chv\u00edli na kont\u011b v bance, nem\u00e1m ani tucha\u2026<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">B\u011b\u017en\u00e9 \u010desk\u00e9 heterosexu\u00e1ln\u00ed man\u017eelstv\u00ed\u2026<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>\t\t\t\t<![CDATA[]]>\t\t <a class=\"more-link\" href=\"https:\/\/www.jablecno.cz\/index.php\/2019\/08\/25\/vesmirne-nevedomi\/\">\u010c\u00edst v\u00edce&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-4928","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-nezarazene"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.jablecno.cz\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4928","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.jablecno.cz\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.jablecno.cz\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.jablecno.cz\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.jablecno.cz\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=4928"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.jablecno.cz\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4928\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.jablecno.cz\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=4928"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.jablecno.cz\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=4928"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.jablecno.cz\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=4928"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}