Miliard\u00e1\u0159 Radovan V\u00edtek koupil v\u00a0Anglii vilu slavn\u00e9ho buben\u00edka The Beatles Ringo Starra. Dal za ni n\u011bjak\u00fdch 25 milion\u016f dolar\u016f. Psali to v \u201ehospod\u00e1\u0159k\u00e1ch\u201c. Rozlehl\u00e9 panstv\u00ed nosat\u00e9ho \u201ebrouka\u201c poch\u00e1z\u00ed ze 17. stolet\u00ed, d\u016fm, respektive z\u00e1mek m\u00e1 osm lo\u017enic, vnit\u0159n\u00ed baz\u00e9n, t\u011blocvi\u010dnu, saunu, st\u00e1je, j\u00edzd\u00e1rnu a heliport. A nespo\u010det pokoj\u016f, ob\u00fdvac\u00edch, d\u011btsk\u00fdch, hostinsk\u00fdch, slu\u017eebn\u00edch. Kdyby Ringovi v\u00a0dob\u011b, kdy koukal na z\u00e1da Johnovi, Paulovi a Georgovi a ud\u00e1val rytmus jejich p\u00edsn\u00edm, n\u011bkdo \u0159ekl, \u017ee jeho bar\u00e1k koup\u00ed chlap\u00edk z\u00a0tehdej\u0161\u00edho komunistick\u00e9ho \u010ceskoslovenska, kroutil by nev\u011b\u0159\u00edcn\u011b hlavou, a\u017e by mu slavn\u00e1 patka l\u00edtala ze strany na stranu. Pak by tu zemi hledal na map\u011b Afriky. Dnes je to u\u017e minulost. Kone\u010dn\u011b jsme se po des\u00edtk\u00e1ch let, my \u010ce\u0161i, do\u010dkali! Ti nejlep\u0161\u00ed z\u00a0n\u00e1s maj\u00ed na to, aby si \u201ek\u00fapili\u201c bar\u00e1ky po The Beatles. V\u00edtek te\u010f sed\u00ed v\u00a0klozetu na prk\u00fdnku, kde kadila hudebn\u00ed ikona\u2026<\/p>\n
Vtipn\u00e9 je, \u017ee s\u00e1m velk\u00fd Ringo z\u00e1meck\u00e9 prk\u00fdnko moc neoh\u0159\u00e1l. „St\u011bhujeme se do Los Angeles. M\u011bli jsme d\u016fm 15 let, ale netr\u00e1vili jsme v n\u011bm dost \u010dasu. A Los Angeles je te\u010f pro n\u00e1s to spr\u00e1vn\u00e9 m\u00edsto,“ vysv\u011btlil v \u010dasopisu Forbes britsk\u00fdm novin\u00e1\u0159\u016fm prodej panstv\u00ed . Nab\u00edz\u00ed se ot\u00e1zka, pro\u010d ho tedy kupoval, kdy\u017e m\u00e1 bar\u00e1k\u016f a byt\u016f po sv\u011bt\u011b \u201edo diab\u0142a i troch\u0119\u201d, jak \u0159\u00edkaj\u00ed brat\u0159i Pol\u00e1ci. Asi proto, \u017ee m\u016f\u017ee. Nav\u00edc b\u00fdv\u00e1 dobr\u00fdm zvykem u milion\u00e1\u0159sk\u00fdch z\u00e1meck\u00fdch p\u00e1n\u016f ukazovat si vz\u00e1jemn\u011b fotky sv\u00fdch dom\u016f a pom\u011b\u0159ovat, kdo ho m\u00e1 v\u011bt\u0161\u00ed\u2026<\/p>\n
Tot\u00e9\u017e plat\u00ed o panu V\u00edtkovi, jeho\u017e firma CPI Byty vlastn\u00ed panel\u00e1ky po cel\u00e9 republice a loni vyk\u00e1zala rekordn\u00ed n\u00e1r\u016fst tr\u017eeb. Pov\u00eddat by o tom mohli jeho podn\u00e1jemn\u00edci v T\u0159inci, kte\u0159\u00ed tak\u00e9 p\u0159isp\u011bli ke koupi luxusn\u00ed nemovitosti. Snad jim miliard\u00e1\u0159 po\u0161le alespo\u0148 fotku s\u00eddla s podpisem b\u00fdval\u00e9ho majitele\u2026<\/p>\n
Nechci si hr\u00e1t na skromn\u00e9ho, ale p\u0159edstava, \u017ee tr\u00e1v\u00edm \u017eivot na podobn\u00e9m panstv\u00ed, m\u011b trochu d\u011bs\u00ed. Up\u0159\u00edmn\u011b, nev\u00edm, k\u00a0\u010demu je \u010dlov\u011bku tolik lo\u017enic, sal\u00f3n\u016f a dal\u0161\u00edho p\u0159\u00edslu\u0161enstv\u00ed. Nakonec stejn\u011b sp\u00edte v\u00a0jedn\u00e9 posteli, sed\u00edte v\u00a0jednom k\u0159esle, eventu\u00e1ln\u011b ve sv\u00e9m obl\u00edben\u00e9m kout\u011b seda\u010dky. Ti z\u00a0n\u00e1s, kdo nav\u00edc trp\u00ed obsedantn\u00ed kompulzivn\u00ed psych\u00f3zou, by stejn\u011b nejedli jin\u00fdm p\u0159\u00edborem ne\u017e t\u00edm \u201esv\u00fdm\u201c, nepili z\u00a0jin\u00e9ho hrnku ne\u017e z\u00a0toho \u201esv\u00e9ho\u201c a nejedli z\u00a0jin\u00e9ho tal\u00ed\u0159e\u2026atd. Rann\u00ed nerozhodnost, zda tentokr\u00e1t zvolit toaletou tyrkysovou, broskvovou, japonskou, \u010d\u00ednskou \u010di kubistickou s\u00a0Picassem na st\u011bn\u011b, by mohla m\u00edt neblah\u00e9 n\u00e1sledky\u2026<\/p>\n
Rad\u011bji si nat\u00e1hnu sv\u00e9 d\u017e\u00edny, kter\u00e9 nos\u00edm t\u00e9m\u011b\u0159 nep\u0159etr\u017eit\u011b do okam\u017eiku jejich rozpadu a koup\u011b toto\u017en\u00fdch. Oble\u010du jedno ze sv\u00fdch 20 \u010dern\u00fdch tri\u010dek bez n\u00e1pisu. A pust\u00edm si p\u00edsni\u010dky od m\u00fdch milovan\u00fdch Beatles, kapely, kter\u00e1 utv\u00e1\u0159ela mou osobnost. V\u00a0m\u00e9 du\u0161i se zas rozprost\u0159ou jahodov\u00e1 pole a Lucinka bude plout po obloze s\u00a0diamanty. Vzhledem k\u00a0aktu\u00e1ln\u00ed koupi honosn\u00e9ho panstv\u00ed pana Richarda Starkeye za p\u016fl miliardy korun, si pust\u00edm hity, kter\u00e9 nazp\u00edval s\u00e1m renti\u00e9r Ringo\u2026<\/p>\n
Octopus\u00b4s Garden: \u201eR\u00e1d bych byl pod mo\u0159em. Ve st\u00ednu v zahr\u00e1dce chobotnice. Pustila by n\u00e1s dovnit\u0159, v\u00ed, kde jsme byli\u201c\u2026<\/p>\n
Yellow submarine: \u201eA tak \u017eijeme klidn\u00fd \u017eivot. Ka\u017ed\u00fd z n\u00e1s m\u00e1 v\u0161e, co pot\u0159ebuje. Modr\u00e9 nebe a zelen\u00e9 mo\u0159e v na\u0161\u00ed \u017elut\u00e9 ponorce\u201c\u2026<\/p>\n
With a Little Help from My Friends: \u201eOh, s malou pomoc\u00ed p\u0159\u00e1tel se protlu\u010du. Mm, s malou pomoc\u00ed p\u0159\u00e1tel se o to pokus\u00edm. S malou pomoc\u00ed p\u0159\u00e1tel to dot\u00e1hnu daleko. Ano, s malou pomoc\u00ed p\u0159\u00e1tel se protlu\u010dul\u201c\u2026.<\/p>\n
Jak vidno, za \u010das\u016f romantick\u00e9ho ml\u00e1d\u00ed Ringovi sta\u010dilo \u017e\u00edt skromn\u011b pod mo\u0159em s\u00a0chobotnic\u00ed nebo tamt\u00e9\u017e ve \u017elut\u00e9 ponorce. Pak to s\u00a0malou pomoc\u00ed sv\u00fdch p\u0159\u00e1tel dot\u00e1hnul a\u017e na z\u00e1mek s\u00a0osmi lo\u017enicemi a vrtuln\u00edkem v\u00a0gar\u00e1\u017ei\u2026.<\/p>\n
Jak by to ov\u0161em vypadalo, kdybych se ve \u0161kole l\u00edp u\u010dil a m\u011bl dnes na \u00fatratu p\u00e1r miliard, je u\u017e \u010dir\u00e1 spekulace\u2026<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"