M\u00e1m ty holky a kluky pir\u00e1tsk\u00fd r\u00e1d. Vol\u00edm je. Jsou mlad\u00ed, vzd\u011blan\u00ed, pracovit\u00ed, zdrav\u011b nekorektn\u00ed k politick\u00fdm dinosaur\u016fm (Kalousek, Zaor\u00e1lek) i k populist\u016fm (Babi\u0161, Falt\u00fdnek, Okamura) a komunist\u016fm. V\u0161ichni jejich poslanci p\u0159\u00ed\u010detn\u011b mluv\u00ed (v jin\u00fdch stran\u00e1ch n\u011bkte\u0159\u00ed tup\u011b sed\u00ed cel\u00e9 \u010dty\u0159i roky zticha jak my\u0161i pod metlou). Pir\u00e1tsk\u00fd program konvenuje s m\u00fdmi n\u00e1zory. A\u017e na v\u00fdjimky. Transparentnost? Bezva. Ale ta Barto\u0161ova je doveden\u00e1 ad absurdum. Viz kauza Mich\u00e1lek. Co kdyby se ujala u jin\u00fdch Pir\u00e1t\u016f?<\/p>\n
Z ve\u0159ejn\u00e9ho diskuzn\u00edho f\u00f3ra Pir\u00e1ti Chomutov:
\nTren\u00e9r – \u201eV p\u00e1tek hrajeme s Kladnem, ho\u0161i. P\u016fjdeme jim tvrd\u011b do t\u011bla. Karle, ty si bere\u0161 na starost D\u017eegra. P\u0159i prvn\u00edm st\u0159\u00edd\u00e1n\u00ed ho sejme\u0161. Sekne\u0161 ho p\u0159es kolena. Je starej, p\u016fjde k zemi. Kdyby n\u00e1hodou vstal, tak ho rozm\u00e1\u010dkne\u0161 o mantinel. Jinak mus\u00edme hr\u00e1t na\u0161i hru.\u201c
\nKarel \u2013 \u201eEhm. Promi\u0148, jak to bylo? Nest\u00edh\u00e1m. Nap\u00ed\u0161u si to rad\u0161i na ruku. K O L E N A. M A N T I N E L.\u201c
\nHned naz\u00edt\u0159\u00ed prob\u011bhlo hlasov\u00e1n\u00ed v\u0161ech hokejist\u016f v \u010cesk\u00e9 republice o vylou\u010den\u00ed Pir\u00e1t\u016f Chomutov z extraligy\u2026<\/p>\n
Z ve\u0159ejn\u00e9ho diskuzn\u00edho f\u00f3ra Pir\u00e1t\u016f z Karibiku:
\nJack Sparrow \u2013 \u201eMus\u00edme z\u00edskat zp\u011bt na\u0161\u00ed lo\u010f \u010cernou perlu, kter\u00e9 se zmocnil lstiv\u00fd kapit\u00e1n Barbossa. Toho zabijeme, rozporcujeme a str\u010d\u00edme do truhly mrtv\u00e9ho mu\u017ee. S \u010cernou perlou p\u0159epadneme Bludn\u00e9ho Holan\u010fana. Tuhle koc\u00e1bku pak prod\u00e1me Pir\u00e1t\u016fm z Pacifiku na sou\u010d\u00e1stky. Johoho, tuhle rundu plat\u00edm j\u00e1.\u201c
\nJack The Monkey \u2013 \u201eJasn\u00fd \u0161\u00e9fe. A m\u016f\u017eu potom zprznit sle\u010dnu Elizabeth?\u201c
\nHned naz\u00edt\u0159\u00ed prob\u011bhlo hlasov\u00e1n\u00ed v\u0161ech pir\u00e1t\u016f sv\u011btov\u00fdch mo\u0159\u00ed a oce\u00e1n\u016f o odvol\u00e1n\u00ed Jacka Sparrowa i Jacka The Monkey z \u0159ad n\u00e1mo\u0159n\u00edch lupi\u010d\u016f\u2026<\/p>\n
Z ve\u0159ejn\u00e9ho diskuzn\u00edho f\u00f3ra Pir\u00e1t\u016f na vln\u00e1ch:
\nDJ Quentin \u2013 \u201eP\u00e1nov\u00e9, o v\u00edkendu budeme pou\u0161t\u011bt do \u00e9teru m\u00edsto rokenrolu dechovku.\u201c
\nDJ Carl \u2013 \u201eCo t\u0159eba Moravanku nebo Jablunkovanku?\u201c
\nHned naz\u00edt\u0159\u00ed prob\u011bhlo hlasov\u00e1n\u00ed v\u0161ech zam\u011bstnanc\u016f rockov\u00fdch stanic na sv\u011bt\u011b o poprav\u011b cel\u00e9 os\u00e1dky rozhlasov\u00e9 stanice R\u00e1dio Rock\u2026<\/p>\n
Z ve\u0159ejn\u00e9ho diskuzn\u00edho f\u00f3ra Pir\u00e1t\u016f z Jablunkova:
\nPetr \u2013 \u201eV\u010dera r\u00e1no m\u00e9 konstatov\u00e1n\u00ed vyzn\u011blo jako imperativ. Argument o probl\u00e9mech s intonac\u00ed u\u017e nezab\u00edr\u00e1. Zapomn\u011bl jsem, \u017ee moje \u017eena jede s d\u011btmi na v\u00fdlet do Osv\u011btimi, a\u010d mi to \u00fadajn\u011b \u0159\u00edkala minul\u00fd t\u00fdden n\u011bkolikr\u00e1t. Ve\u010der jsem se j\u00ed zeptal, co je za den.\u201c
\nDnes prob\u00edh\u00e1 hlasov\u00e1n\u00ed v\u0161ech man\u017eelek ve m\u011bst\u011b o m\u00e9m vyst\u011bhov\u00e1n\u00ed se k mamince\u2026<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"