{"id":5300,"date":"2020-02-06T11:45:30","date_gmt":"2020-02-06T10:45:30","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/petrsagitarius.snkjablunkov.cz\/?p=5300"},"modified":"2020-02-06T11:45:30","modified_gmt":"2020-02-06T10:45:30","slug":"vrrn-vrrn-beng-beng-suk-suk","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.jablecno.cz\/index.php\/2020\/02\/06\/vrrn-vrrn-beng-beng-suk-suk\/","title":{"rendered":"Vrrn vrrn, beng beng, \u0161uk \u0161uk"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Takto zjednodu\u0161en\u011b by se dal shrnout d\u011bj britsko-americk\u00e9ho ak\u010dn\u00edho seri\u00e1lu \u201eStrike back\u201c, \u010desky Proti\u00fader. Dva elitn\u00ed voj\u00e1ci\/\u0161pioni, Angli\u010dan a Ameri\u010dan, p\u0159\u00edslu\u0161n\u00edci tajn\u00e9 britsk\u00e9 protiteroristick\u00e9 skupiny Sekce 20 zachra\u0148uj\u00ed sv\u011bt p\u0159ed padouchy, kte\u0159\u00ed jej cht\u011bj\u00ed zni\u010dit. V praxi to znamen\u00e1, \u017ee neust\u00e1le cestuj\u00ed, resp. p\u0159em\u00eds\u0165uj\u00ed se, st\u0159\u00edlej\u00ed, resp. zab\u00edjej\u00ed a soulo\u017e\u00ed, bez resp.<\/p>\n<p>Div\u00e1k si u\u017eije kopec srandy, pod\u00edv\u00e1 se do sv\u011bta, zast\u0159\u00edl\u00ed si v\u00edc ne\u017e p\u0159i videoh\u0159e Battlefield a spat\u0159\u00ed v\u00edc nahat\u00fdch kr\u00e1sek ne\u017e ve H\u0159e o tr\u016fny. A p\u0159edev\u0161\u00edm nemus\u00ed myslet. Tedy a\u017e na v\u00fdjimky. T\u0159eba ve chv\u00edli, kdy zl\u00ed Kolumbijci zas\u00e1hnou agentku Mosadu, kr\u00e1snou a elitn\u00ed, doprost\u0159ed \u010dela. Ona posl\u00e9ze pomalu skon\u00e1v\u00e1 v n\u00e1ru\u010di Scotta (Ameri\u010dan) a pros\u00ed jej s prost\u0159elenou lebkou o vodu, zat\u00edmco kolem zlo\u010dinci p\u00e1l\u00ed ze samopal\u016f jak u Stalingradu. Zamilovan\u00fd p\u00e1re\u010dek kryje palbou Stonebridge (Angli\u010dan). Kdekoliv, a\u0165 je to m\u011bsto, pou\u0161\u0165 nebo d\u017eungle, Sekce 20 rozbal\u00ed sv\u00e1 IT fidl\u00e1tka a okam\u017eit\u011b se napoj\u00ed na satelity a v\u0161echny kamery kolem. By\u0165 agenti u sebe viditeln\u011b nemaj\u00ed \u017e\u00e1dn\u00e9 mikroporty \u010di sluch\u00e1tka, v\u017edy jsou Bravo a Delta ve spojen\u00ed s Alfa \u010di Zero. Oba agenti jsou a\u017e na \u0159\u00eddk\u00e9 v\u00fdjimky nepr\u016fst\u0159eln\u00ed, nebo\u0165 padou\u0161i maj\u00ed cilky z drogerie. Zat\u00edmco Angl\u00e1n truchl\u00ed za svou mrtvou \u017eenou, Am\u00edk kl\u00e1ti ka\u017edou ko\u010dku, na kterou naraz\u00ed. V\u011bt\u0161inou si vysta\u010d\u00ed s hl\u00e1\u0161kou \u201eTob\u011b to slu\u0161\u00ed\u201c a s \u00fasm\u011bvem v neholen\u00e9 tv\u00e1\u0159i. Dvojice neust\u00e1le hl\u00e1\u0161kuje. \u201eOn je gay? Ne, Angli\u010dan\u201c \u010di \u201eNen\u00ed to kret\u00e9n? Je to Ameri\u010dan\u201c, dokonce minutu do v\u00fdbuchu bomby \u201eChlape, co d\u011bl\u00e1\u0161? Vol\u00e1m p\u0159\u00edteli. Co t\u00edm mysl\u00ed\u0161, \u017ee vol\u00e1\u0161 p\u0159\u00edteli? Tohle nen\u00ed Chcete b\u00fdt milion\u00e1\u0159em\u201c. Nasednou do auta v Kapsk\u00e9m m\u011bst\u011b, st\u0159ih, a jsou v Nairobi, nastoup\u00ed do letadla v Bejr\u00fatu, st\u0159ih, a vystoup\u00ed v Bogot\u011b. Dvou\u010dlenn\u00e9 komando bez zran\u011bn\u00ed post\u0159\u00edl\u00ed p\u016flku zabij\u00e1k\u016f drogov\u00e9ho kartelu. St\u0159ih. N\u00e1sleduje sc\u00e9nka z baru, \u201eKde je v\u00e1\u0161 kolega? Asi n\u011bkde \u0161oust\u00e1 va\u0161i serv\u00edrku. To je moje dcera!\u201c<\/p>\n<p>\u010clov\u011bk se bav\u00ed a p\u0159edev\u0161\u00edm nep\u0159em\u00fd\u0161l\u00ed o epidemii koronaviru, kter\u00e1 vznikla t\u00edm, \u017ee Zemanovi \u010c\u00ed\u0148ani \u017eerou netop\u00fdry, o nehor\u00e1zn\u011b drz\u00e9m Babi\u0161ovi, kter\u00fd \u017ealuje Evropskou komisi, proto\u017ee stopla dotace jeho Agrofertu, o tom, \u017ee silni\u010d\u00e1\u0159e na D1 v p\u016flce \u00fanora p\u0159ekvapil sn\u00edh, p\u0159\u00edpadn\u011b, \u017ee na\u0161i biatlonist\u00e9 \u010dekaj\u00ed na \u00fasp\u011bch jak na Godota.<\/p>\n<p>Vrrn, beng, \u0161uk\u2026<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>\t\t\t\t<![CDATA[]]>\t\t <a class=\"more-link\" href=\"https:\/\/www.jablecno.cz\/index.php\/2020\/02\/06\/vrrn-vrrn-beng-beng-suk-suk\/\">\u010c\u00edst v\u00edce&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-5300","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-nezarazene"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.jablecno.cz\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5300","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.jablecno.cz\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.jablecno.cz\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.jablecno.cz\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.jablecno.cz\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=5300"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.jablecno.cz\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5300\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.jablecno.cz\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=5300"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.jablecno.cz\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=5300"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.jablecno.cz\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=5300"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}