{"id":5305,"date":"2020-02-10T09:06:13","date_gmt":"2020-02-10T08:06:13","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/petrsagitarius.snkjablunkov.cz\/?p=5305"},"modified":"2020-02-10T09:06:13","modified_gmt":"2020-02-10T08:06:13","slug":"paraziti","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.jablecno.cz\/index.php\/2020\/02\/10\/paraziti\/","title":{"rendered":"Paraziti"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>To zas je den! \u0160koda mluvit. Do \u010ceska dorazil ork\u00e1n Sabina a zpr\u00e1vy o v\u00fdsledc\u00edch ud\u00edlen\u00ed cen americk\u00e9 filmov\u00e9 akademie. Samoz\u0159ejm\u011b, elektromagnetick\u00e9 vlny p\u0159edb\u011bhly proud\u011bn\u00ed vzduchu u\u017e v noci n\u011bkde nad N\u011bmeckem, ale info z Hollywoodu jsem \u010detl a\u017e r\u00e1no. Pokud mi v\u011btrn\u00e1 bou\u0159e neshod\u00ed k\u016frovcov\u00e9 smrky na chatu v Ty\u0159e, modl\u00edm se, aby se tak nestalo, jsou oscarov\u00e9 zpr\u00e1vy nem\u00e9n\u011b devastuj\u00edc\u00ed.<\/p>\n<p>Z\u00e1sadn\u00ed ot\u00e1zky jsou t\u0159i. Kdy se stala korej\u0161tina dialektem angli\u010dtiny, podobn\u011b jako austral\u0161tina \u010di jihoafri\u010dtina? Mo\u017en\u00e1 jde o tajn\u00e9 ujedn\u00e1n\u00ed mezi Donaldem a Kimem. Ka\u017edop\u00e1dn\u011b korejsk\u00fd Parazit vyhr\u00e1l hlavn\u00ed cenu za nejlep\u0161\u00ed film, nam\u00edsto Kr\u00e1l\u00ed\u010dka Jojo. Od kdy je pitvo\u0159\u00edc\u00ed se Ren\u00e9 Zellweger alias Bridget Jones here\u010dkou? Lau\u0159e Dern, by\u0165 neust\u00e1le leze zp\u00e1tky mezi tyrannosaury do Jursk\u00e9ho parku, to aspo\u0148 p\u0159izn\u00e1m. V seri\u00e1lu Sedmilh\u00e1\u0159ky skute\u010dn\u011b hraje. Nicm\u00e9n\u011b ob\u011b vyfoukly Oscara za vedlej\u0161\u00ed a hlavn\u00ed \u017eenskou roli Scarlett Johansson, kter\u00e1 je \u00fa\u017easn\u00e1 a skv\u011bl\u00e1 po v\u0161ech str\u00e1nk\u00e1ch. Jak mohou CGI po\u010d\u00edta\u010dovou animaci nad\u0159adit nad dvouletou ru\u010dn\u00ed pipla\u010dku s figurkou a po\u010dtvrt\u00e9 vyva\u0159enou sra\u010dku jm\u00e9nem Toy Story pov\u00fd\u0161it nad geni\u00e1ln\u00ed um\u011bleck\u00fd po\u010din studentky FAMU Darji Ka\u0161\u010dejevov\u00e9? Hanba v\u00e1m \u201eakademici\u201c! Dal\u0161\u00edm d\u016fkazem oscarov\u00e9 slepoty ja fakt, \u017ee Bredu Pittovi sta\u010dilo na v\u00edt\u011bzstv\u00ed v kategorii nejlep\u0161\u00ed v\u00fdkon ve vedlej\u0161\u00ed roli svl\u00e9knout si ve filmu Tenkr\u00e1t v Hollywoodu tri\u010dko a s \u00fasm\u011bvem rozml\u00e1tit ksicht na ka\u0161i uto\u010dnici, aby porazil Al Pacina, Anthony Hopkinse i Toma Hankse.<\/p>\n<p>\u0160koda, \u017ee nikdo nenominoval \u010desk\u00fd dokument Etudy agenta Bure\u0161e. V\u00fdkony pana premi\u00e9ra v kauze Kreml\u00edk, kdy r\u00e1zn\u011b slibuje vym\u00fdtit korupci na ministerstvu dopravy, kter\u00e9 u\u017e sedm let vede, \u010di v\u011bta, \u017ee \u201eKreml\u00edk nen\u00ed \u010dlenem ANO\u201c doprov\u00e1zen\u00e1 v\u00fdrazem \u201ev\u016fbec nev\u00edm, kdo toho \u010dlov\u011bka do funkce ministra dosadil\u201c by n\u00e1m zlatou so\u0161ku chl\u00e1pka s me\u010dem ur\u010dit\u011b p\u0159inesly. Za film, re\u017eii, sc\u00e9n\u00e1\u0159, hlavn\u00ed mu\u017eskou roli i cizojazy\u010dn\u00fd film\u2026<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>\t\t\t\t<![CDATA[]]>\t\t <a class=\"more-link\" href=\"https:\/\/www.jablecno.cz\/index.php\/2020\/02\/10\/paraziti\/\">\u010c\u00edst v\u00edce&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-5305","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-nezarazene"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.jablecno.cz\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5305","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.jablecno.cz\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.jablecno.cz\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.jablecno.cz\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.jablecno.cz\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=5305"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.jablecno.cz\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5305\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.jablecno.cz\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=5305"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.jablecno.cz\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=5305"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.jablecno.cz\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=5305"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}