{"id":5342,"date":"2020-02-27T08:12:40","date_gmt":"2020-02-27T07:12:40","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/petrsagitarius.snkjablunkov.cz\/?p=5342"},"modified":"2020-02-27T08:12:40","modified_gmt":"2020-02-27T07:12:40","slug":"capi-s-makem","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.jablecno.cz\/index.php\/2020\/02\/27\/capi-s-makem\/","title":{"rendered":"\u010c\u00e1pi s m\u00e1kem"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Delikatesa z bufetu divadla Sklep. Kdy\u017e si je Milan \u0160teindler objednal s v\u00e1\u017enou tv\u00e1\u0159\u00ed v n\u00f3bl restauraci ve filmu Kopytem sem, kopytem tam, v\u00e1lel jsem se sm\u00edchy. P\u0159\u00edb\u011bh parti\u010dky znud\u011bn\u00fdch pra\u017esk\u00fdch promiskuitn\u00edch boh\u00e9m\u016f, kter\u00fd t\u011bsn\u011b p\u0159ed Sametem nato\u010dila Chytilov\u00e1, varoval p\u0159ed hrozbou viru HIV. Excentrick\u00e1 re\u017eis\u00e9rka vyslala tragikomick\u00fd vzkaz, \u017ee ka\u017ed\u00e1 sranda, kdy\u017e se p\u0159e\u017eene, m\u016f\u017ee skon\u010dit blb\u011b.<\/p>\n<p>Delikatesa z \u010d\u00ednsk\u00fdch tr\u017enic se jmenuje netop\u00fdr s m\u00e1kem. Do \u0161pinav\u00fdch novin \u010c\u00ednsk\u00e1 rud\u00e1 pravda ji z\u00e1kazn\u00edk\u016fm bal\u00ed trhovec t\u011bsn\u011b pot\u00e9, co za st\u00e1nkem vykon\u00e1 pot\u0159ebu. Slep\u00e9ho l\u00e9taj\u00edc\u00edho save\u010dka samoz\u0159ejm\u011b za\u0159\u00edzne na m\u00edst\u011b, aby byl \u010derstv\u00fd. P\u0159ept\u00e1 se pak je\u0161t\u011b mlsn\u00e9ho kupuj\u00edc\u00edho, zda si ned\u00e1 tak\u00e9 hada, luskouna \u010di opi\u010d\u00ed moze\u010dek. Proti gustu \u017e\u00e1dn\u00fd di\u0161put\u00e1t. Probl\u00e9m je pouze v tom, \u017ee v\u011bt\u0161ina sv\u011bta konzumuje zv\u00ed\u0159ata domestikovan\u00e1 u\u017e neolitick\u00fdmi zem\u011bd\u011blci, tak\u017ee jsme proti jejich breberk\u00e1m vesm\u011bs imunn\u00ed. Nav\u00edc \u0161\u00edlen\u00e9 kr\u00e1vy \u010di salmonely zvl\u00e1d\u00e1me. Zem\u011b St\u0159edu, kter\u00e1 je Milo\u0161ovi Zemanovi vzorem, vyslala do sv\u011bta z\u00e1ke\u0159n\u00fd a smrteln\u00fd virus, jeho\u017e \u0161\u00ed\u0159en\u00ed p\u0159er\u016fst\u00e1 v pandemii. Pokud ji lidstvo nezaraz\u00ed, m\u00e1 \u0161anci naplnit sc\u00e9n\u00e1\u0159e mnoh\u00fdm apokalyptick\u00fdch film\u016f. Parafr\u00e1ze na n\u00e1zev jednoho z d\u00edl\u016f s\u00e1gy Star Wars by mohla zn\u00edt \u201eP\u0159\u00edroda n\u00e1m vrac\u00ed \u00fader\u201c. Za to, jak ji ni\u010d\u00edme. Vzpouru mati\u010dky Zem\u011b maj\u00ed na sv\u011bdom\u00ed \u010c\u00ed\u0148ani. Tamn\u00ed komou\u0161i \u017eerou netop\u00fdry a nemejou si po mal\u00e9 \u010di velk\u00e9 pot\u0159eb\u011b ruce. U\u017e starov\u011bk\u00e1 Sibyla v jednom ze sv\u00fdch proroctv\u00ed varovala p\u0159ed \u017elut\u00fdm nebezpe\u010d\u00edm. Vzkaz zn\u00ed jasn\u011b. Ka\u017ed\u00fd p\u0159ehnan\u00e1 legrace m\u016f\u017ee skon\u010dit tragicky.<\/p>\n<p>Paradoxn\u00ed je, \u017ee to budou pr\u00e1v\u011b komunist\u00e9, kte\u0159\u00ed Apokalypsu p\u0159e\u017eij\u00ed. Ti v Severn\u00ed Koreji\u2026<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>\t\t\t\t<![CDATA[]]>\t\t <a class=\"more-link\" href=\"https:\/\/www.jablecno.cz\/index.php\/2020\/02\/27\/capi-s-makem\/\">\u010c\u00edst v\u00edce&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-5342","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-nezarazene"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.jablecno.cz\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5342","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.jablecno.cz\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.jablecno.cz\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.jablecno.cz\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.jablecno.cz\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=5342"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.jablecno.cz\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5342\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.jablecno.cz\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=5342"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.jablecno.cz\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=5342"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.jablecno.cz\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=5342"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}